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🧀 Hybrid Autoflower

White Cheese Autoflowering

Imagine a wheel of aged cheddar decided to become weed—White

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

White Cheese Automatic

Meet the strain that literally flowers faster than your last

THC 15%
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⚪ Stinky Hybrid

White Cheese by Zambeza

Imagine a wheel of brie got high, grew trichomes, and decide

THC 10-15%
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⚪ Speed-Run Indica

White Cheese Fast Flowering

White Cheese Fast Flowering is the cannabis equivalent of mi

THC 18%
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⚪ Hybrid

White Cheetoz

Imagine if a bag of Cheetos got cryogenically frozen, rolled

THC 18%
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⚗️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-Hybrid

White Chem

White Chem is what happens when mad scientists decide regula

THC 18-22%
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⚪ White-Walker Indica

White Chere

White Chere is what happens when Eastern European breeders d

THC 15-25%
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⚪🍒 Cherry-Camo Hybrid

White Cherry

White Cherry is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who s

THC 15-25%
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🍨 Dessert-Driven Hybrid

White Cherry Gelato

Clone-only clout in nug form. White Cherry Gelato is basical

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

White Cherry Kush by Terpethic

Imagine if a cherry pie and your weighted blanket had a baby

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

White Cherry OG

White Cherry OG is what happens when a fruit stand and a dis

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in Designer Packaging

White Cherry Truffle

If a Michelin-starred dessert and a weighted blanket had a b

THC 23%
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🔴 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Insurance)

White Cherry Truffle F2

Imagine Willy Wonka and a stoner Italian nonna had a lovechi

THC 22-30%
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🎂 Indica-Leanin’ Hybrid

White Cherry Wedding Cake by Terp Fi3nd

Imagine Wedding Cake got tipsy at its own reception, made ou

THC 25-30%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Classic

White Chicz

White Chicz is the strain equivalent of canceling plans you

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

White Choco

White Choco is Amsterdam Genetics' attempt to make a strain

THC 18%
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⚪ Indica Auto

White Choco Autoflower

Imagine if your favorite chocolate bar learned to photosynth

THC 15%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

White Choco Haze

Imagine your brain doing parkour while your mouth thinks it'

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa Dominant

White Chocolate

White Chocolate is Sin City Seeds’ attempt to turn dessert i

THC 25-28%
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🟣 Indica Dessert

White Chocolate

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred a strain that smel

THC 18%
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🍫 Midwestern Hybrid with Main Character Energy

White Chocolate Charlie

Imagine if a Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme bar enrolled at a B

THC 20-25%
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🍓⚖️ Balanced Hybrid Dessert

White Chocolate Covered Strawberries

Imagine Willy Wonka got baked and crossed a strawberry with

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

White Chocolate Raz

Imagine Willy Wonka got into weed and said "let's make it 20

THC 20%
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⚡️ Sativa

White Chocolope

White Chocolope is DNA Genetics’ attempt to turn your brain

THC 18%
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❄️ Full-Nightcap Indica

White Christmas

White Christmas is the strain equivalent of your aunt’s pass

THC 18-24%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Classic

White Chronic

White Chronic is what happens when breeders decide the world

THC 18%
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⚪ Pure Indica Couch-Lock Special

White Chronic

White Chronic is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

White Claw

The only White Claw you can legally shotgun at 9 a.m. withou

THC 18-23%
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☁️ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

White Clouds

White Clouds is what happens when breeders get poetic and na

THC 18-24%
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🧥 Lab-Coated Indica

White Coat

White Coat is what happens when weed gets a medical degree b

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

White Coconut Pie

White Coconut Pie is what happens when Cookie Fam Genetics a

THC 18%
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⚪ 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

White Cookies

White Cookies is what happens when White Widow and Girl Scou

THC 16-27%
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⚪ Hybrid

White Crack

Imagine Walter White's ego crystallized into a bud—White Cra

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

White Crack

White Crack is what happens when Riot Seeds lets a frost fac

THC 26%
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🌞 Straight-Up Sativa

White Cranberries

White Cranberries is what happens when Sin City Seeds decide

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

White Cream

White Cream is Cream Crop Co's love letter to your couch. At

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

White Cream

White Cream is what happens when breeders spend a decade per

THC 15%
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⚪ Autoflower Indica

White Creme

Imagine if marshmallow fluff got you baked. White Creme is M

THC 15-25%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

White Critical

White Critical is the strain equivalent of binge-watching th

THC 20%
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⚪ Balanced Hybrid that Won’t Ghost You

White Critical

White Critical is the strain your non-stoner friends think a

THC 18-24%
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⚪ Indica-Dominant Showoff

White Critical

Looks like it rolled in sugar, smells like a pine-scented ca

THC 18-22%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Express

White Critical Express

White Critical Express is what happens when Russian breeders

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Auto Hybrid

White Crystal Auto

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a snow-globe bonsai: White C

THC 10-15%
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⚪ Auto-Everything Hybrid

White Crystal Meth Auto

Named by someone who either skipped marketing class or reall

THC 15-25%
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⚪ Hybrid (a.k.a. The Balanced Menace)

White Dawg

White Dawg is the strain that spent three years in Top Dawg’

THC 20%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

White Dawg

White Dawg is Virgin Seeds' attempt to split the difference

THC 18-22%
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⚪ Couch-Lock OG

White Dawgsbreath

White Dawgsbreath is what happens when Riot Seeds decides yo

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

White Devil

White Devil is what happens when Brothers In Farms decides t

THC 18%

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