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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Super OG Kush

Pyramid Seeds took classic OG Kush, hit it with a shrink ray

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Super OG Kush

Meet the strain that turned "I'll just grow one quick plant"

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid (Skunk on a Treadmill)

Auto Super Skunk

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito: fast, funky,

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Super Skunk

Auto Super Skunk is what happens when breeders ask, "How fas

THC 18-20%
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🟣 Indica Autoflower

Auto Super Skunk

The strain that proves skunk funk isn’t a bug, it’s a featur

THC 20%
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🦨 Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Super Skunk

The stinkiest speed-run in cannabis. Auto Super Skunk is a 1

THC 15%
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🟪 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Super Skunk

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito: quick, stank

THC 15%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Super Skunk

Auto Super Skunk is the cannabis equivalent of your dad's co

THC 15%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid (a.k.a. Lazy Grower's Cheat Code)

Auto Super Skunk

Meet the strain that grows faster than your roommate's sourd

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Super Skunko

Auto Super Skunko is what happens when Cartel Seeds decides

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Super Skunko

The impatient grower's dream child—think Skunk #1 got knocke

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Autoflower Hybrid (AKA Couch-to-Harvest in 70 Days)

Auto Sweet Critical

Meet Auto Sweet Critical—the strain for people who want top-

THC 16-20%
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⚡ Speed-Run Hybrid

Auto Sweet Critical

Imagine if your weed had a turbo button. Auto Sweet Critical

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Ruderalis Speed-Run Hybrid

Auto Sweet Donkey

Auto Sweet Donkey is what happens when European breeders dec

THC 16-22%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Sweet Donkey

The strain that answers the eternal question: "What if my we

THC 18%
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💤 Fast-Forwarding Indica

Auto Sweet Soma

Auto Sweet Soma is what happens when you give an indica a Re

THC 15-20%
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⚫ Auto-Flowering Indica

Auto Sweet Soma

The strain that proves you can have your cake and eat it in

THC 15%
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⚡ Sativa-Lean Auto Hybrid

Auto Sweet Tooth

Baked Beans took the classic Sweet Tooth and bolted on ruder

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Sweet Tooth

Meet the strain that’s basically cannabis on training wheels

THC 9-11%
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🟣 Autoflower Indica

Auto Sweet Tooth

Imagine Willy Wonka’s factory condensed into a 3-foot plant

THC 16%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Sweet Tooth

Imagine Willy Wonka bred a weed plant that finishes faster t

THC 15-20%
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⚪ Indica Auto (a.k.a. Couch on Cruise Control)

Auto Sweet Tooth

Imagine Willy Wonka bred a weed plant, then slapped a turbo

THC 20%
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⚡ Auto-Flower Hybrid

Auto Sweet Tooth

Like Willy Wonka got into weed genetics—Auto Sweet Tooth flo

THC 18%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Powered Citrus Missile

Auto Tangerine

Meet the strain that finishes faster than your last situatio

THC 20%
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🍊 Ruderalis-Frankenstein Hybrid

Auto Tangerine

Auto Tangerine is what happens when a ruderalis, an indica,

THC 18-24%
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🍊 Citrus-Kissed Autoflower

Auto Tangerine Kush

This autoflower is basically a tangerine that learned jiu-ji

THC 20-23%
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🍊 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Tangerine Kush

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that actu

THC 15-20%
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🍊 Sativa Autoflower

Auto Tangie

Auto Tangie is what happens when California’s loudest citrus

THC 18-22%
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⚡️ Citrus-Powered Auto Hybrid

Auto Tangie

Auto Tangie is what happens when breeders decide your lazy g

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Autoflower

Auto Tangie XXL

BSF Seeds basically asked, “What if Tangie hit the gym and l

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Fast-Food Indica

Auto Tangie XXL

Auto Tangie XXL is what happens when breeders ask, "How fast

THC 18%
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🟣 Ruderalis Hybrid (Auto)

Auto Tao Blueberry

Auto Tao Blueberry is the strain for people who want weed th

THC 13-18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Indica Express

Auto Tao Blueberry

Imagine a blueberry muffin that got a PhD in sedation and de

THC 20%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid (Ruderalis Crash-Course)

Auto Thunderfuck

Auto Thunderfuck is what happens when breeders let Ruderalis

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Heavy Auto Indica

Auto Thunderfuck

Auto Thunderfuck is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave b

THC 15%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Titan

Auto Titan is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Titan

Auto Titan is what happens when Dutch breeders ask, "What if

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Low-Torque Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Torpedo

Auto Torpedo is the strain equivalent of a participation tro

THC 8-12%
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🚀 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Torpedo

Auto Torpedo is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinne

THC 18%
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🚂 Fast-Track Hybrid

Auto Trainwreck

Auto Trainwreck is what happens when a legendary West Coast

THC 10-14%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Trainwreck

Meet the cannabis equivalent of an espresso shot with a Xana

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Triangle Kush

Imagine Triangle Kush did a speed-run and came out the other

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Auto Triangle Kush

Mephisto Genetics basically put OG Kush in a DeLorean, mashe

THC 18-22%
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⚡️ Auto Hybrid (Ruderalis Speed-Run)

Auto Tropical Glue

Auto Tropical Glue is what happens when breeders feed a glue

THC 18-24%
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🌺 Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Tropical Glue

Auto Tropical Glue is what happens when breeders ask, "What

THC 18%
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🌈 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Tropicanna Cookies XXL

Meet the strain that finishes faster than your last situatio

THC 20%
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🟡 Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Tropicanna Cookies XXL

This autoflowering diva is basically the cannabis equivalent

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Autoflower Indica

Auto Tutankamon

Meet the pyramid scheme that actually works: Auto Tutankamon

THC 14-20%

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