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Strain Reviews

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🧀 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto UK Cheese

This autoflowering time-machine drags the legendary 90s UK C

THC 10%

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🧀 15% THC Hybrid Autoflower

Auto UK Cheese

Imagine a cheese plate that got high and decided to flower i

THC 15%

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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto Ultra Power Plant

Victory Seeds crammed the classic Power Plant punch into an

THC 15-25%

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⚡️ Ruderalis-Powered Hybrid

Auto Ultra Power Plant

Victory Seeds’ pocket-sized monster finishes faster than you

THC 18%

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🌈 Speed-Run Hybrid

Auto Unicorn Poop

The strain that sounds like a toddler named it but hits like

THC 18%

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🌈 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Unicorn Poop

GB Strains basically asked, 'What if we turbo-charged glitte

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Uzbeka

Auto Uzbeka is the cannabis equivalent of a reliable Toyota

THC 14-19%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Auto Uzbeka

Auto Uzbeka is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner

THC 15%

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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Velvet Krush

GB Strains’ Auto Velvet Krush is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 20%

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⚔️ Nordic Auto-Hybrid

Auto Viking AK47

Imagine AK-47 got seduced by a rugged Scandinavian who camps

THC 16-22%

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⚔️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto Viking AK47

Imagine AK47 got kidnapped by a Viking longship, force-fed r

THC 18%

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⚔️ Arctic Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Viking Blue

Auto Viking Blue is the cannabis equivalent of a Scandi-noir

THC 19%

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🔵 Autoflowering Couch Magnet

Auto Viking Blue

Meet Auto Viking Blue—the strain that flowers faster than yo

THC 18%

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🟣 Arctic Couch-Lock Express

Auto Viking NL

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a Scandinavian winter: short

THC 14-19%

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⚔️ Auto-Flowering Indica

Auto Viking NL

This Scandinavian auto-flower is basically the IKEA couch of

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Viking Sativa

Auto Viking Sativa is what happens when Nordic breeders deci

THC 15-20%

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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto Viking Sativa

Auto Viking Sativa is what happens when Nordic breeders deci

THC 18%

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⚔️ Auto Hybrid (Viking-Grade Tropical)

Auto Viking Tropical

It’s what happens when a berserker marries a piña colada. Au

THC 12-22%

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🟣 Fast-Finish Indica

Auto Viking Tropical

Meet the strain that outruns your attention span: Auto Vikin

THC 18%

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⚖️ CBD-Heavy Auto Hybrid

Auto VIP CBD

Meet the strain that says "I’m here for the vibes, not the i

THC 9-12%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Auto-Flowering)

Auto VIP CBD

Meet the bougie bouillon cube of weed: Auto VIP CBD—an auto-

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Fast-Finish Hybrid

Auto Wappa

Auto Wappa is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Speedrun

Auto Wappa

Auto Wappa is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner

THC 18%

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🟣 Autoflowering Indica Dessert

Auto Wedding Cake

Like crashing a fancy wedding, stealing the cake, and still

THC 17%

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🍰 Autoflower Hybrid (AKA Training-Wheels Wedding)

Auto Wedding Cake

Auto Wedding Cake is for growers who want the Instagram-famo

THC 5-10%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Auto-Pilot

Auto Wedding Cake

Like shoving a slice of frosted indica cake straight into yo

THC 20-25%

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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto Wembley

Auto Wembley is Pyramid Seeds’ answer to "I want dank candy

THC 14%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Wembley

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that some

THC 15-25%

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⚪ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-Hybrid

Auto White

Auto White is what happens when breeders duct-tape White Wid

THC 14-20%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Auto White

Auto White is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito

THC 18%

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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto White Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka bred a houseplant that could also gently

THC 15-20%

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⚪ Low-Octane Hybrid

Auto White Candy

Imagine your dealer handed you a frosty nug that looks like

THC 8-10%

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⚪ CBG-Dominant Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto White CBG

Meet the strain that gets you un-high while still looking li

THC 8-16%

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⚪ Hybrid Autoflower (a.k.a. The Snow Globe)

Auto White CBG

Meet Auto White CBG—the strain that looks like it rolled in

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto White Devotchka

Auto White Devotchka is what happens when breeders decide yo

THC 18-20%

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⚪ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto White Devotchka

Auto White Devotchka is basically the cannabis equivalent of

THC 16%

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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto White OG

Imagine if OG Kush and White Widow had a baby, then taught i

THC 20-25%

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⚪ Couch-Lock Express

Auto White OG

Auto White OG is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinn

THC 18%

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⚖️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto White Prussian

Europe’s answer to “I need weed yesterday.” Auto White Pruss

THC 15-25%

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⚪ Ruderalis Frankenstein

Auto White Prussian

Auto White Prussian is the cannabis equivalent of a snow-cap

THC 18%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto White Russian

Think of it as the cannabis equivalent of a Moscow Mule that

THC 20%

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⚪ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto White Russian

Think White Russian, but in a hurry. This auto finishes so f

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto White Russian

The strain that proves Russian botanists have been weaponizi

THC 18-24%

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⚪ Fast-Forward Indica

Auto White Widow

The cannabis equivalent of microwave popcorn: classic White

THC 16-22%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Powered Hybrid

Auto White Widow

Auto White Widow is what happens when a classic '90s icon di

THC 15-20%

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⚪ Couch-Lock on Cruise-Control

Auto White Widow

Meet Auto White Widow, the self-driving strain that flowers

THC 15%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto White Widow

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that actu

THC 18%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto White Widow

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that somehow t

THC 18%