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🔵 Couch-Lock Lite

Automatic

Big Buddha's Automatic is what happens when cannabis breeder

THC 10%
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⚡ Auto-Indica

Automatic

The cannabis equivalent of a 2-minute noodle cup—fast, cheap

THC 15%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Automatic AK

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that some

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Automatic AK

AK-47’s chill cousin who showed up late to the family reunio

THC 18%
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🔫 Couch-Locked Commando (Auto-Flowering Indica)

Automatic AK-47

Think the Kalashnikov of cannabis: compact, reliable, and en

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Sativa Speedrun

Automatic AK47

AK47 got tired of waiting for humans to flip light schedules

THC 18%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Automatic AK47 x NYC Diesel

Imagine if a Russian assault rifle and a yellow taxi had a b

THC 18%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Automatic Amnesia

The strain that asks, 'What deadline?' Automatic Amnesia is

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Automatic Bang

Meet Automatic Bang—the strain that turns your day into a sc

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Indica (Auto-Flowering Couch Magnet)

Automatic Black Cherry Kush

Motherland Genetics basically put OG Kush on cruise control

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Auto-Hybrid

Automatic Blueberry

Meet the lazy gardener's jackpot: a blueberry muffin that gr

THC 16%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Automatic Bud Spencer

Named after the slap-happy Italian strongman, this auto stra

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Autoflowering Indica

Automatic Cheese

Motherland Genetics took classic Cheese and taught it to flo

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Automatic Cheese

Automatic Cheese is what happens when breeders ask, 'What if

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Automatic Cheesecake

Meet the strain that treats your grow tent like a microwave:

THC 15%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Automatic Cinderella Jack

Meet the strain that grew up on the autoracing circuit and n

THC 22-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express Auto

Automatic Durban Cookies Kush

This Motherland Genetics creation is basically the cannabis

THC 20-30%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couch Magnet

Automatic Easy Skunk

The strain that’s basically a houseplant that gets you baked

THC 14-18%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Automatic Fini

Meet the strain that’s basically the cannabis equivalent of

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Automatic Gorilla Glue

Organic Seeds crammed GG4, OG Kush, and a time-saving rudera

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Auto-flowering 50/50 Hybrid

Automatic Great White Shark

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that actually

THC 16%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Automatic Hindu Kush

The lazy stoner’s dream seed: an indica so automated it prac

THC 15%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Automatic Jack

Meet Automatic Jack—the strain that flowers faster than your

THC 15-22%
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🚗 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Automatic Kid

Automatic Kid is the cannabis equivalent of a Tamagotchi tha

THC 18%
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🍋 Couch-Lock Lemon Auto

Automatic Lemon

Imagine if Lemon Pledge got you baked. Automatic Lemon is th

THC 20%
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🟢 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Automatic Lemon Skunk

Auto Lemon Skunk is what happens when breeders give Skunk #1

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Automatic London Skunk

Picture a London cabbie who moonlights as a yoga instructor—

THC 25%
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⚡ Couch-Lock Lite Hybrid

Automatic Mary

She’s the Red Bull of weed: finishes flowering faster than y

THC 18%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Automatic Mazar

Automatic Mazar is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave di

THC 16%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Automatic Mega Bud

Automatic Mega Bud is the strain for growers who want big yi

THC 20-25%
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🔴 Autoflowering Couch-Lock Express

Automatic Northern Lights

The lazy grower's cheat code: all the classic Northern Light

THC 14%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Autoflower

Automatic O.G. Kush

Imagine OG Kush hitched a ride on a time-traveling ruderalis

THC 20-25%
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🍊 Auto-flowering Citrus Bomb

Automatic Orange Zkittlez

Imagine if Sunny D got freaky with a cannabis plant and prod

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Autoflowering Sativa

Automatic Organic Lemon Haze

Meet the strain that treats your calendar like a suggestion—

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Automatic Skunk

Your lazy grower's dream and your roommate's nightmare—Autom

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Autoflower

Automatic Somango

Automatic Somango is what happens when a lazy indica decides

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Automatic White Russian

The lazy stoner's dream: a plant that flowers faster than yo

THC 15%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Automatic White Widow by Lowlife Seeds

The cannabis equivalent of microwave lasagna: surprisingly t

THC 18%
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⚡ Speed-Dating Hybrid

Automatic Widow

White Widow got impatient and hooked up with a ruderalis—nin

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Tricycle

Automax

Meet the strain that flowers faster than your ex's rebound r

THC 14%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenstein

AutoMazar

AutoMazar is what happens when Dutch Passion asks, "What if

THC 14%
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🔮 Couch-Lock on Autopilot

AutoMazar

AutoMazar is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner t

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Autoflower

AutoMazar

AutoMazar is Quebec's "set-it-and-forget-it" indica—perfect

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Balanced Hybrid (Ruderalis' Revenge)

Automazing

Meet Automazing: the strain that took breeders five years to

THC 18%
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⚡ Fast-Flowering Sativa

AutoNight Queen

Meet AutoNight Queen: the speed-run of cannabis that still m

THC 18%
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✈️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Trifecta

Autopilot XXL

Imagine if your weed grew itself, texted you when ready, the

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

AutoUltimate

AutoUltimate is Dutch Passion’s mic-drop to lazy growers: a

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

AutoWhip!

AutoWhip! is Twenty 20 Genetics’ love letter to impatient st

THC 18-24%

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