51,970 Brutally Honest
Strain Reviews

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⚖️ Autoflower Hybrid

Auto White Widow

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that somehow t

THC 18-22%

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⚪ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto White Widow

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that actually

THC 18-22%

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⚡ Sativa-leaning Autoflower

Auto White Widow

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that somehow t

THC 18%

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⚖️ 75-Day Autoflower Hybrid

Auto White Widow

The strain that taught your cousin how to grow weed in a Sol

THC 18%

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⚪ Auto-Indica

Auto White Widow

Victory Seeds took the legendary White Widow, slapped on aut

THC 18%

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⚡ Autoflowering Sativa

Auto White Widow

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that somehow t

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Auto Hybrid

Auto White Widow by 00 Seeds Bank

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that actually

THC 22%

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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Auto White Widow by Linda Seeds

Auto White Widow is what happens when classic White Widow ge

THC 18-25%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto White Widow CBD

Meet the strain that made 2020 slightly less terrible. Auto

THC 15-25%

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⚪ Autoflowering Hybrid

Auto White Widow L

Auto White Widow L is what happens when breeders get impatie

THC 15-25%

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⚪ XL Hybrid in Autoflower Pajamas

Auto White Widow XXL

Meet the stretch-limo version of the classic White Widow—now

THC 18%

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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Auto Whiteberry

Auto Whiteberry is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave di

THC 18%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

Auto Whitey Freeze

Meet Auto Whitey Freeze, the cannabis equivalent of a snow c

THC 15-20%

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⚖️ Speed-Dating Hybrid

Auto Widow

Meet Auto Widow—the strain that ghosted photosensitivity and

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Locked Autopilot

Auto Widow

Meet Auto Widow: the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinn

THC 15-22%

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🔮 Autoflower Indica

Auto Widow XXL

Meet Auto Widow XXL—the strain that grows itself while you'r

THC 18-20%

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🟤 Pocket-Sized Indica

Auto Wild Dwarf

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a chihuahua in a trench coat

THC 15%

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⚖️ Indica-Dominant Auto-CBD

Auto WinWeed CBD

Meet Auto WinWeed CBD: the cannabis equivalent of a weighted

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Ruderalis-Indica Frankenstein

Auto Wolaba Dreams

The training wheels of cannabis: Auto Wolaba Dreams promises

THC 5-10%

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⚗️ Ruderalis-Assisted Hybrid

Auto Wonder

Auto Wonder is what happens when breeders ask, “What if weed

THC 15%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Auto Xtremo

Auto Xtremo is Cartel Seeds' "set it and forget it" special—

THC 15-22%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Yeti

Auto Yeti is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito—

THC 14%

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🟢 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Yuhbary

Auto Yuhbary is the strain for growers who want top-shelf re

THC 15%

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💤 Couch-Lock Express Auto

Auto Yumbolt

Meet Auto Yumbolt, the strain that finishes flowering faster

THC 15-20%

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🫐 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Z

Auto Z is what happens when a Zkittlez hookup and a Russian

THC 20-25%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Sativa's Rebellious Teen

Auto Zamaldelica

Auto Zamaldelica is what happens when sativa energy crashes

THC 16-22%

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🌈 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Auto Zkittleberry

Meet Auto Zkittleberry—the strain that smells like a Skittle

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Candy

Auto Zkittlez

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate—then m

THC 18%

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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Auto Zkittlez

Auto Zkittlez is what happens when breeders decide instant g

THC 16%

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🌈 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Speedrun

Auto Zkittlez

Mr. Hide Seeds basically invented cannabis microwave popcorn

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Auto-Pilot

Auto Zkittlez by GBS

Auto Zkittlez is what happens when breeders decide your snac

THC 20%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Auto Zkittly Zi Zi

Imagine if a Skittles factory had a one-night stand with a p

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couch Magnet

AutoBlackberry Kush

AutoBlackberry Kush is Dutch Passion’s mic-drop to anyone wh

THC 20%

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🔵 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Autoblueberry

Autoblueberry is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinn

THC 12%

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🫐 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

AutoBlueberry by Dutch Passion

This speed-dating version of Blueberry finishes in 60 days f

THC 16-22%

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🌅 Hybrid Auto-Flower

AutoBrooklyn Sunrise

Think of it as the cannabis equivalent of a Red Bull-vodka b

THC 15-20%

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🔵 Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Autocbdbull

Meet Autocbdbull: the strain that grows itself while you for

THC 16-22%

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🟣 Autoflowering Couch-Magnet

AutoColorado Cookies

Meet the plant that practically grows itself while you binge

THC 16%

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🍈 Auto Hybrid

AutoDaiquiri Lime

Dutch Passion's citrusy Frankenstein is basically a lime-fla

THC 18%

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🦆 Stealth-Mode Hybrid

AutoDuck

AutoDuck is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet—business in

THC 15-20%

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⚡ Auto Sativa

AutoDurban Poison

Like mainlining espresso brewed by a South African shaman wh

THC 18%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

AutoEuforia

Dutch Passion basically trained weed to set its own alarm cl

THC 15%

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⚡ Hybrid Autoflower

Autoflower Haze by The Bulldog Seeds

Meet the espresso shot of weed: Autoflower Haze grows faster

THC 18%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

AutoFrisian Dew

This Dutch Passion speedrun strain is the cannabis equivalen

THC 10-20%

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🔵 Autoflower Indica

AutoGlueberry OG by Dutch Passion

AutoGlueberry OG is what happens when Dutch Passion decides

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Light Beer

AutoGuav

AutoGuav is Crockett Family Farms' polite little indica that

THC 5-10%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Indica

Automaria

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: Automaria pro

THC 16-22%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Speed Demon

Automaria II

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that somehow t

THC 22%