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⚡ Pure Sativa

Canela by Ace Seeds

Meet Canela, the sativa that’s basically a cinnamon roll on

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica That Moonlights as a Hybrid

Canis Majoris

Canis Majoris is the strain your dealer brags about having "

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica

Canna Banana

If Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy, this would be his

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Berry

Canna Berry

Canna Berry is the strain equivalent of curling up in a blan

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Canna Tsu

Meet the strain that thinks 'mellow' is a competitive sport.

THC 14-18%
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🟢 Balanced CBD Hybrid

Canna Tsu

Canna Tsu is the cannabis equivalent of chamomile tea with a

THC 8-12%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Canna Whoopass

Canna Whoopass sounds like a wrestling move your stoner cous

THC 18%
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🟢 Certified Sativa Grenade

Canna Wreck

Meet Canna Wreck, the sativa that Homegrown Natural Wonders

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Enigma

Canna Wreck

Canna Wreck is the strain equivalent of a Craigslist ad that

THC 25%
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⚖️ 1:1 CBD:THC Diplomat

Canna-Cheese 1:1

Meet the strain that won’t send you to the moon but will pol

THC 8%
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🟢 Hybrid That Flexes Harder Than Your Gym Bro

Canna-So-Hard

Meet Canna-So-Hard, the strain that skipped leg day but stil

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Switzerland)

Canna-Tsu

Canna-Tsu is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket w

THC 14%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Cannabae Double Stuffed Cookies

This Sunshine State Seed Co. Frankenstein is basically what

THC 34%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cannabarbital

Cannabarbital is what happens when breeders stay up too late

THC 18%
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🍪 60/40 Hybrid

Cannabea Cookies

Imagine if Keebler elves unionized with Florida botanists an

THC 20%
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🍇 Hybrid That Swiped Right on Both Sativa & Indica

Cannaberry

Imagine Willy Wonka got into the weed game and said, "Let’s

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cannabill Nectar

Cannabill Nectar is the strain that promised us balanced per

THC 15-22%
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🍋 Training-Wheels Sativa

Cannabis Light

Meet the strain equivalent of a LaCroix: technically cannabi

THC 7-10%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Cannabis Sativa Slang

Meet the strain that makes your brain feel like it just got

THC 18%
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🔮 Ritual-Grade Indica

Cannabiss for Tarot

A purpose-bred indica for witches who want their third eye o

THC 15-25%
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🦊 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Cannabiss That Foxtail

Imagine your bud went to architecture school and came back w

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Certified Sativa Overachiever

Cannabista

Meet Cannabista—the strain that spent 3 years in R&D so you

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cannabliss

Cannabliss is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket so

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Mysterious Hybrid Energy Drink

Cannablitz

Cannablitz is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-edition s

THC 15-25%
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🟢 CBD-Heavy Hybrid

CannaBoom CBD+

CannaBoom CBD+ is the strain for people who want to tell the

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Cannacotta

Tastebudz dropped Cannacotta when they realized most indicas

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cannadential

Cannadential is DNA Genetics' attempt to create the Switzerl

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cannadential

Cannadential is what happens when LA Confidential and Cannal

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Sativa

Cannalicious

Meet Cannalicious, the strain that turns your couch into a l

THC 20-26%
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🔵 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Cannalope AK

Imagine a cantaloupe wearing combat boots—Cannalope AK is th

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Champion

Cannalope Dog

Bred by B. Seeds Co. to answer the eternal question: 'What i

THC 18%
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🔮 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock OS 2.0)

Cannalope Glitch

Imagine your brain buffering but make it fruity. Cannalope G

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Grenade

Cannalope Haze

Meet Cannalope Haze, the strain that turns your couch into a

THC 18%
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🔥 Near-Pure Sativa

Cannalope Haze by The Plant

Imagine if a cantaloupe and a lightning bolt had a baby, the

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

Cannalope Kush

Meet Cannalope Kush, the strain that convinced your brain it

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Cannamontana

Cannamontana is what happens when breeders decide your brain

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Cannanball OG

Meet Cannanball OG, the sativa that’s basically espresso in

THC 20%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Cannaradosi

Meet Cannaradosi, the strain that turns your evening into a

THC 25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cannasutra

Cannasutra is what happens when Delta 9 Labs tries to make y

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Cannatonic

Meet Cannatonic, the strain that peaked in 2003 and still th

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Zen Hybrid

Cannatonic by Resin Seeds

Meet Cannatonic, the strain that gets you less baked than a

THC 5-6%
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🟢 CBD Couch Potato

Cannatonic CBD

Meet the strain that gets you less baked than a rice cake. C

THC 6-7%
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🟢 Chill-Pill Indica

Cannatonic CBD

The strain that convinced soccer moms CBD isn’t just ‘diet w

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Locked & Chill

Cannatonic CBD +

Imagine the yoga instructor who keeps saying “just breathe”

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced CBD Hybrid

Cannatonic Silver Haze

The strain for people who want to get high but also want to

THC 7-9%
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🟢 Near-Sober Sativa

Cannatonic X ACDC 78

The strain that proves you don’t need to get obliterated to

THC 5%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cannatose F1

Street Medic Genetics and Clone Chief cooked up Cannatose F1

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Powerhouse

CannaTsu F3

Meet the straight-A student of sativas: CannaTsu F3 clocks 3

THC 30%

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