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🔥 30% Hybrid Grenade

Canned Heat

Canned Heat is what happens when breeders weaponize chill. A

THC 30%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Cannibal Breath

Named like a horror movie but smokes like a spa day, Canniba

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cannoli

Cannoli

Imagine if your nonna’s cannoli got freaky with a Kush plant

THC 18%
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🍮 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Cannoli

Meet Cannoli, the strain that went to pastry school instead

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica (But Plays Dress-Up as 50/50)

Cannoli By Astrul

Imagine a Sicilian bakery got blackout drunk and cross-polli

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cannon Ball

Cannon Ball by Sincerely Cali is the strain equivalent of ge

THC 18-22%
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🔵 50/50 Hybrid (Perfectly Balanced, Like a Yoga Instructor on Payday)

Cannonball Runtz

Imagine Willy Wonka and Mike Tyson had a baby, and that baby

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Canoleez

Canoleez is the strain equivalent of a Gemini on edibles—nei

THC 22%
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🍈 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Cantaloupe Crush

Cantaloupe Crush is what happens when a fruit salad and a mo

THC 17-23%
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🍈 Near-Pure Sativa

Cantaloupe Haze

Imagine a breakfast buffet in Maui that punches you in the p

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

Cantaloupe Skunk

Imagine your grandma’s fruit cup got hotboxed by a skunk wit

THC 18%
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🍈🦨 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Cantaloupe Skunk

Imagine a cantaloupe and a skunk got drunk at a family reuni

THC 15-25%
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⚪️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cantaloupe Skunk x Wreckage

Imagine a cantaloupe and a skunk got drunk at a rave, then b

THC 22%
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🍈 Near-Pure Sativa

Cantaloupe Weed

The strain your budtender calls “cantaloupe weed” because pr

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Cantarela by La Mano Negra

Meet Cantarela—the strain that took La Mano Negra a decade t

THC 18%
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🟣 Fancy Couch Lock

Cantava

Cantava is Aficionado French Connection’s attempt to bottle

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Canton Kush

Canton Kush is what happens when Silberhaze Genetics asks, "

THC 30-40%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Canton Kush #12

Canton Kush #12 is the strain you smoke when your calendar s

THC 18%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Canton Star

Canton Star is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket w

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Cantucci

Named after the Italian cookie because both will glue you to

THC 18%
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🟣 70% Indica

Canuk Cookies

This frosty powerhouse from the Great White North is basical

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Canyon Blues by Tatewari Tactical

Canyon Blues is the strain equivalent of a yoga instructor w

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Canyon Crasher

Canyon Crasher is what happens when a bougie wedding cake ge

THC 20-26%
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🟢 Purebred Sativa

Cao Bang

Meet the strain that makes your coffee feel like chamomile.

THC 10-15%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cap 'n Kush

Cap 'n Kush is Elev8 Seeds' attempt at the diplomatic strain

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cap Fish By Boston Bob

Boston Bob spent 20 years breeding a strain that smells like

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cap Junkie

Cap Junkie is what happens when two cannabis royalty clans d

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Indica (a.k.a. Couch GPS)

Cap Junkie

Cap Junkie is the strain equivalent of putting a hoodie on y

THC 26-32%
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🔵 Designer Hybrid

Cap Junkie

Think MAC and Wedding Cake had a baby, then that baby got a

THC 25-30%
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⚖️ Designer Hybrid

Cap Junky

Cap Junky is Seed Junky's love letter to anyone who wants to

THC 20%+
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🤯 High-Octane Hybrid

Cap Junky

Cap Junky is what happens when two elite breeders lock thems

THC 25%
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⚖️ Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Cap Junky

Cap Junky is the bastard love-child of Alien Cookies and Kus

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cap Junky

Cap Junky is what happens when two cannabis legends get toge

THC 28-32%
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🔴 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cap Junky X Zsunami

Pagoda Seeds basically took a minty freight train and dipped

THC 28%
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⚡ Sativa-Led Hybrid

Cap Thai

Cap Thai is basically a durian-scented lightning bolt—tropic

THC 16-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cap'n Jazz

Cap'n Jazz is the strain equivalent of a jazz solo that neve

THC 15%
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🔵 Indica

Cap'n Runtz

Imagine if your childhood cereal grew up, discovered weed, a

THC 15-25%
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🍋 Frosted Hybrid

Cap's Frozen Lemons

Imagine if your favorite lemon sorbet got possessed by a sat

THC 20-27%
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🦸‍♂️ Sativa Crusader

Cape Crusader

Meet Cape Crusader, the boutique bud that thinks it’s Batman

THC 15-25%
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🍦 Mild-Mannered Hybrid

Cape Leche

Imagine smoking a tres leches cake that forgot to bring the

THC 8-10%
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⚡ South African Sativa Side-Eye

Cape Poison

Imagine Durban Poison went on gap year to Cape Town, came ba

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica with a PhD in Chill

Cape White Shark

This South-African-by-way-of-1999 California hybrid hits lik

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Goth Indica

Caped Crusader

Meet the strain that dresses like it's headed to a comic-con

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Boutique Indica That Forgot It's Supposed to Couch-Lock

Capella

Capella is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 19-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Capital G

Capital G is Dominion Seed Company's love letter to anyone w

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Capital G

Capital G is the strain equivalent of a Lamborghini with a c

THC 20%
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🔴 Boutique Couch-Lock Sundae

Capital G Parfait

Capital G Parfait is the strain that forces your lungs to ch

THC 20-27%
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🌅 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Capital Haze

Capital Haze is the strain that makes you feel like you just

THC 15-25%

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