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Strain Reviews

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⚫ Indica (That Somehow Forgot to Take a Nap)

Carbon Fiber

Carbon Fiber is the strain equivalent of a Tesla in stealth

THC 15-25%

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🖤 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Carbon Fiber

If Batman grew weed, this would be his Bat-bud—charcoal nugs

THC 20-26%

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⚫ Indica (a.k.a. Couch Insurance)

Carbon Fiber x Jealousy

Underworld Genetix basically weaponized couch-lock with this

THC 18%

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⚡️ Hybrid with Commitment Issues

Carbon Fiber × White Lightning

This strain is what happens when a stealth bomber and a Chri

THC 27%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Carbon Killerz

Carbon Killerz is what happens when mad scientists decide to

THC 24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cardi B

Named after rap’s resident chaos agent, this 22% THC hybrid

THC 22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cardinal

Cardinal

Meet Cardinal, the holiest indica this side of the Vatican.

THC 20-25%

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🔴 Cherry-Coated Hybrid

Cardinal Cherry

Meet Cardinal Cherry, the strain that looks like Santa's bea

THC 24%

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🍯 Balanced Hybrid

Care Bear

Care Bear is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket tha

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica (With Trust Issues)

Care Bear OG

Care Bear OG is what happens when a grizzly OG Kush gets sen

THC 20-22%

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🔴 OG-Indica That Hugs Your Couch

Carebear OG

Carebear OG is the bedtime story your lungs begged for—one p

THC 24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Caregiver

Meet Caregiver, the strain that actually gives a damn. At 22

THC 22%

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🌺 Balanced Hybrid

Caribbean Breeze

Imagine your brain sipping a piña colada while your body sta

THC 18%

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🏝️ Sativa-Dominant

Caribbean Breeze

Think of it as a piña colada you can smoke—minus the hangove

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Island Indica

Caribbean Candy

The Plant Stable’s Caribbean Candy is what happens when a Ja

THC 22%

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🌅 Daytime Sativa

Caribbean Clear 49N

Caribbean Clear 49N is Saltseeder’s passport to a mental bea

THC 19-21%

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🍪 Sativa-Dominant Cookie Crisis

Caribbean Cookie

Imagine if a Girl Scout troop opened a beach bar in Montego

THC 15-25%

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🏝️ Tropical Hybrid

Caribbean Cookies

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies got drunk on a cruise and came ba

THC 20-24%

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🥥 Hybrid (aka “lite n’ polite”)

Caribbean Cream

Caribbean Cream is the strain equivalent of a cruise-ship mo

THC 5-12%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50 split)

Caribbean Crush

Caribbean Crush is the strain equivalent of a beach chair th

THC 18-23%

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🏝️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Caribbean Crème

Imagine your brain took a Carnival cruise and your body got

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Caribbean Kush

It's what happens when a Jamaican beach shack and a Hindu Ku

THC 18-24%

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🌅 Tropical Hybrid

Caribbean Sunset

Caribbean Sunset is what happens when Sunset Sherbet gets dr

THC 20-21%

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🦇 Pure Indica

Caribbean Vampire

This 18% THC night-stalker from The Plant Stable promises to

THC 18%

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🛸 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Caribe by Cannabiogen

Meet Caribe—Cannabiogen's love letter to anyone who's ever s

THC 20-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Carlifornia Dreaming

The strain that proves California can't spell but sure as he

THC 18-24%

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🍋 Balanced Hybrid

Carlota De Limon

Carlota De Limon is what happens when RTR Genetics decides y

THC 18-23%

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⚖️ 60/40 Hybrid (Indica-leaning)

Carma Fuel

MadCat’s Backyard Stash spent 18 months and 5,000 failed pla

THC 19%

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🟢 Italian Stallion Indica

Carmagnola

Meet Carmagnola: the strain that went from Italian countrysi

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Vintage Italian Sativa

Carmagnola

Carmagnola is what happens when nonna’s herb garden goes ful

THC 6-10%

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🟢 Italian Sativa That Won’t Call the Cops

Carmagnola CBD

Meet Carmagnola CBD, the strain that lets you tell your ther

THC 0.2-0.3%

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🟢 Classic Sativa

Carmagnola CS

Meet Carmagnola CS: the strain that makes you feel like you

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Indica (or as your dealer calls it: 'couch-lock in a candy wrapper')

Carmel Apple

Meet Carmel Apple, the strain that makes your lungs think yo

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Carmelita

Carmelita is Exotic Genetix’s love letter to people who cons

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Carmelized Banana

Carmelized Banana is what happens when a pastry chef and a s

THC 20-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Carnage Formula

Supragenetics' attempt to Frankenstein the perfect strain re

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica that forgot to be chill

Carni Stalker

Carni Stalker is MGB Worldwide’s three-year science project

THC 24%

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🎪 Pure Sativa

Carnival

Imagine if a circus tent and a Red Bull had a baby—that's Ca

THC 18%

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🎪 Euro-Party Sativa

Carnival

Meet Carnival, the strain that convinced European seed nerds

THC 15-25%

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🎪 Circus Sativa

Carny Fuel

Carny Fuel is what happens when Red Scare Seed Co. lets a di

THC 18-24%

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🍋 Sativa

Carol Ann's Lemonade

Imagine if Minute Maid got a PhD in horticulture and a side

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Carol Bazkins

Carol Bazkins is the strain equivalent of your friend who br

THC 18-23%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Carolina OG

Carolina OG is what happens when Southern hospitality meets

THC 20%

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⚫ Certified Couch-Lock Indica

Carolina Souwahh

Mountain Flowers basically speed-ran an indica by duct-tapin

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Lite

Carpathian Mazar

Carpathian Mazar is the cannabis equivalent of that one frie

THC 10%

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🟩 Euro-Trained Hybrid

Carpathian Skunk

Carpathian Skunk is the strain that backpacked across Europe

THC 22%

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🌄 Sativa-Dominant Overachiever

Carpatian

Meet Carpatian: the strain that convinces you cleaning the g

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Hybrid That Swings Both Ways

Carpenter Kush

Meet Carpenter Kush—the strain that shows up with a tool bel

THC 18-25%