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🟢 Sativa-Lean Hybrid (The Litter Box Edition)

Cat Piss Canyon

Cat Piss Canyon is the strain that dares to ask, "What if yo

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Cat Piss x Star Dawg

Greenpoint Seeds crossed the infamous ammonia funk of Cat Pi

THC 20%
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⚫ Fancy Couch-Lock Indica

Cat's Pajamas

Named after 1920s slang for 'the bee's knees,' this boutique

THC 22-26%
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☀️ Sativa-Dominant Day-Ruiner

Catahoula

Catahoula is the strain equivalent of a triple espresso lace

THC 18-26%
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🐆 Hybrid (Citrus Leopard Edition)

Catahoula

Catahoula is the strain equivalent of a jazz playlist you pu

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Magnet)

Catahoula Chem

Catahoula Chem looks like a leopard mated with a gas pump an

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Catalina Wine Mixer

Named after the most aggressively fictional wine mixer since

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Catalyst by Keys to the Kingdom

Meet the strain that turns your awkward Zoom calls into TED

THC 20-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Catalyst Kush

The strain that convinced a marketing team to name it after

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Cataract 20 by Exclusive Seeds

Cataract 20 is what happens when breeders decide Red Bull is

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Supreme

Cataract Cake

Cataract Cake is the edible you can't actually eat—unless yo

THC 28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cataract Kush

Named after the eye condition your nana has, Cataract Kush i

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Cataract Kush

Named after the thing that'll happen to your eyes when you'r

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50, like your ex's alimony split)

Cate Harrington

Named after a performer who knows how to work both ends of t

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Category 5

J2G Genetics basically Frankensteined a strain that can’t de

THC 20-23%
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🌀 Category 5 Chaos Hybrid

Category 5

Category 5 is the meteorological event your local news warne

THC 23%
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⚡ 55/45 Hybrid

Category 5

Santa Cruz Goatfarm basically weaponized relaxation and name

THC 20%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Catfish

Catfish is the cannabis equivalent of that mysterious Tinder

THC 18-26%
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🐟 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Catfish

Catfish is the strain that tricks you with a name suggesting

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Professional Couch Velcro

Cathouse

Cathouse is what happens when breeders try to make a "balanc

THC 18-24%
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🐱 Tri-species Franken-Weed

Catnip Kush

The strain that proves breeders will literally cross anythin

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Catpiss

Named by someone who clearly lost a bet, Catpiss is the stra

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Catrina

Meet Catrina, the strain that parties like it’s Día de los M

THC 25%
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🚀 Balanced Hybrid

Cats In Space

Aficionado Seed Bank’s cosmic kitty promises intergalactic g

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Catskill Blue Dream

Imagine Blue Dream went to art school in the Catskills, came

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Boutique Couch Magnet

Cattin Off

Cattin Off is what happens when a craft grower decides to na

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Boutique Indica (Sort Of)

Cattywampus

Cattywampus is the cannabis equivalent of that one friend wh

THC 18-23%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Caturra Kush

Meet Caturra Kush, the strain that asks 'what if a weighted

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Luxury Sedan

Cauffeur

Cauffeur is the strain that spells luxury with one missing l

THC 27%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cauldron Bubble

Imagine your 8-year-old self discovered weed-flavored Hubba

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Caustic

Meet Caustic, the strain that sounds like a chemistry accide

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Caustic Cookies

Named like a chemical weapon but tasting like grandma's toxi

THC 30-40%
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🥶 Couch-Lock OG

Cave Gurl

Cave Gurl is the strain that clubs your brain like a prehist

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Luxury Indica

Caviar

Caviar is Alchemy Genetics’ attempt at making weed so fancy

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Infused Indica Show-Off

Caviar Gold

Caviar Gold is what happens when regular flower wins the lot

THC 15-25%
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🍋 Sativa That Hits Like a Moscow Mule

Caviar Lime

Caviar Lime is basically a Red Bull wearing a tuxedo—classy

THC 21-26%
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🟢 Fancy-Ass Indica

Caviar Lime

Imagine if a mojito and a disco ball had a baby—and that bab

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Caviar Mule

Short-Sleeved Magician’s Caviar Mule is the indica equivalen

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Cavity Kush

Cavity Kush is the dental bill of weed: sweet, sticky, and g

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Cayambe Grand Daddy

Cayambe Grand Daddy is 593 Genetics’ love letter to anyone w

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cayman Kush

Cayman Kush is the financial advisor of weed strains: it tak

THC 18-24%
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🍌 Sativa Dominant Auto

Cbanana

Imagine a banana wearing a lab coat and a Phish t-shirt—that

THC 27%
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🟡 Sativa Autoflower

Cbanana

Cbanana is Utopia Farms’ attempt to make bananas even more f

THC 27%
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🟢 87% Sativa Rocket Fuel

CBcanD

Meet CBcanD—the strain that turns your to-do list into a tau

THC 18%
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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid

CBcanD III

CBcanD III is MTG Seeds’ three-year science fair project tha

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica CBD Machine

CBD #1 Bx2

CBD #1 Bx2 is like the designated driver of weed—reliable, c

THC 18%
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🍃 Sativa CBD Queen

CBD #1 by ACE Seeds

Meet the strain that’s basically a yoga instructor in plant

THC 15-25%
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🟢 CBD-Heavy Sativa Hybrid

CBD #1 x Panama

Picture a Red Bull wearing a cardigan: all the Central Ameri

THC 6-10%

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