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🟣 CBD Couch-Lock Lite

CBD Critical Mass

Meet the strain that treats panic attacks without sending yo

THC 5%

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🟣 Indica (aka Couch-Lock Lite)

CBD Critical Mass

Think of it as yoga class in nug form—CBD Critical Mass deli

THC 5-20%

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🟣 Gentle Giant Indica

CBD Critical Mass

Meet the strain that traded couch-lock for couch-lounge. CBD

THC 5-10%

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⚖️ Balanced Auto-Hybrid

CBD Critical Mass Auto

Imagine if your anxiety took a spa day and sent back a postc

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Lite)

CBD Critical Mass by Linda Seeds

Meet the strain that says "I'm here for the CBD, but I'll st

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Couch-lock for pacifists

CBD Critical Mass by Seedsman

The strain for folks who want all the chill and none of the

THC 0-5%

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🟣 CBD Couch-Lock Extra-Large

CBD Critical XXL

Meet the strain that treats your anxiety without turning you

THC 5%

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🟣 Indica

CBD D Diesel

Meet the strain that took all the fun out of diesel and repl

THC 5-10%

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🟣 Indica (But With Training Wheels)

CBD Divine by CBD Crew

Meet the strain that lets you tell your therapist you're 'mi

THC 15-25%

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🐉 Balanced Hybrid

CBD Dragon

Meet CBD Dragon—the strain that promises to make you breathe

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

CBD Fix Auto

CBD Fix Auto is the cannabis equivalent of chamomile tea tha

THC 8%

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🟢 CBD-Heavy Autoflower Hybrid

CBD Fix Auto

CBD Fix Auto is the strain for people who want cannabis bene

THC 8-15%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-hybrid

CBD Fix by Zamnesia

CBD Fix is Zamnesia’s attempt to please everyone—doctors, st

THC 20-30%

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🍪 CBD-Heavy Indica

CBD Girl Scout Cookies

Meet the strain that brings a pillow to a knife fight. CBD G

THC 5-10%

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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

CBD Girl Scout Cookies

Imagine Thin Mints that actually chill you out instead of gi

THC 6-10%

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🟣 CBD-Heavy Couch Crasher

CBD Girl Scout Cookies by CBD Crew

Meet the Girl Scout Cookies that won't call your parole offi

THC 5-10%

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🔵 Functional Couch-Lock

CBD Glue Tide

This 24:1 CBD powerhouse is what happens when breeders ask '

THC 15-25%

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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

CBD God

Meet the strain that answers the age-old question: 'What if

THC 1-2%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

CBD Good Wild Shark

Meet the strain that couldn’t decide if it wanted to chill y

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Hybrid Auto-Flower

CBD Green Crack Auto

Semyanich basically gave the classic energy-dominatrix strai

THC 25%

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🛸 Sativa

CBD Groom Lake

Mr. Natural's answer to "I want to feel something…but not TH

THC 8-12%

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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

CBD Hammer Shark

Meet the strain that punches anxiety in the face while leavi

THC 5%

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🟢 Chill Pill in Plant Form

CBD Harlequin

Meet the strain that treats anxiety without turning you into

THC 5-10%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Crusader

CBD Hash Plant

The strain equivalent of a weighted blanket that sneaks up o

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Sativa Autoflower Hybrid

CBD Haze Auto

Meet CBD Haze Auto, the strain that lets you adult without t

THC ≤1%

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🟢 CBD-Heavy Autoflower

CBD Haze Auto

Meet the strain that parties like a Mormon youth group—zero

THC 8-12%

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🟢 Sativa with a Conscience

CBD High Hopes

Meet the strain that lets you adult AND get high—CBD High Ho

THC 15-25%

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🔵 CBD-Heavy Sativa

CBD Jack Diesel

The strain for people who want to feel "alert but not arrest

THC 5-10%

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🤝 CBD Hybrid

CBD Jack Herer

The strain that says 'I love Jack Herer but I have work tomo

THC 5-10%

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🟢 Couch-Lock Lite (Indica)

CBD Jam

Meet the strain that’s basically decaf coffee for stoners: a

THC ≈10%

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🟣 CBD-Heavy Couchlock

CBD Kong's Kush

Meet the only Kush that won’t punt your productivity into ne

THC 15-25%

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🟣 CBD-Heavy Couch Lite

CBD Kush

CBD Kush is the cannabis equivalent of a decaf espresso—look

THC 6-10%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Couch Potato Auto

CBD Kush Auto

Meet CBD Kush Auto—the strain that asks "What if weed was...

THC 10%

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⚖️ CBD-Dominant Hybrid

CBD Kush by Cannarado Genetics

Meet CBD Kush, the strain that treats anxiety instead of cau

THC 5-10%

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🟣 Low-THC Couch Companion

CBD Kush by Dutch Passion

Meet CBD Kush—the strain that gives you a warm hug instead o

THC 5-10%

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🟡 Sativa (with a chill pill)

CBD Lambsbread

The Bob Marley of CBD strains—legendary Caribbean roots, sti

THC 18%

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🟢 Indica

CBD Lemon Aid

Remember that lemonade stand you ran as a kid? This is the a

THC 15-25%

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🔋 Sativa-leaning Auto

CBD Lemon Auto

Meet the strain that gets you *barely* high and smells like

THC 5-7%

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🍋 Sativa-Auto CBD Sipper

CBD Lemon Potion Auto

Meet the strain that smells like a lemonade stand and hits l

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Functional Hybrid (CBD-Heavy)

CBD Lights EMT

Imagine Northern Lights went to therapy, took a yoga class,

THC 18-22%

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🥭 Tropical Chill Sativa

CBD Mango Haze

Meet the strain that gets you high on life, not just THC. CB

THC 7%

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🥭 Hybrid (CBD-forward)

CBD Mango Haze

CBD Mango Haze is the strain equivalent of putting on noise-

THC 7-15%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Lite

CBD Mazar by Dutch Passion

CBD Mazar is the strain for people who want their weed to ac

THC ≤1%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid Auto (a.k.a. The Chill Speedrunner)

CBD MedGom Auto

Meet CBD MedGom Auto—the strain that flowers faster than you

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Couch-Lite Indica

CBD MedGom Autoflowering

Meet CBD MedGom Auto—the strain equivalent of chamomile tea

THC 8-10%

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🟣 Indica (But Chill About It)

CBD Medi Kush

CBD Medi Kush is Spliff Seeds' polite apology to everyone wh

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Indica (But Acts Like It Skipped Leg Day)

CBD Medicalstar

Meet the strain that’s basically decaf coffee in weed form.

THC 15-18%

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🟢 CBD-Heavy Sativa

CBD MediHaze

CBD MediHaze is like a yoga instructor in plant form—flexibl

THC 12%