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🟡 CBD-Dominant Hybrid

CBD Mexican Gold

Meet CBD Mexican Gold: the strain that gets you as high as a

THC 5%

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🔷 Indica (70%)

CBD Nepal Gold

Imagine a yak herder handing you a nug and saying “this will

THC 15-25%

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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

CBD New York Diesel

Imagine NYC cab exhaust had a baby with a yoga instructor—me

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica Couch-Lock Lite™

CBD Nordle

CBD Nordle is what happens when scientists decide your panic

THC 15-25%

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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

CBD Nordle

CBD Nordle is the cannabis equivalent of chamomile tea with

THC 2-10%

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🔵 CBD-Dominant Indica

CBD Northern Lights

Imagine classic Northern Lights went to therapy, got woke, a

THC 1-3%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Lite

CBD OG

Meet CBD OG—the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and

THC 5%

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⚖️ Balanced CBD Hybrid

CBD OG

Meet CBD OG—the strain that apologizes for THC's past behavi

THC 0-5%

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🟢 Sativa (But Only Kind Of)

CBD OG

CBD OG is what happens when OG Kush goes to therapy and deci

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Medical Couch-Lock in Disguise

CBD OG Fem

CBD OG Fem is what happens when OG Kush goes to therapy and

THC 4-6%

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🟢 CBD-Heavy Hybrid

CBD OG Kush

The strain for people who want to smell like a dispensary bu

THC 0-5%

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🟢 Anxiety-Free Hybrid

CBD OG Kush

Imagine OG Kush went to therapy, learned mindfulness, and no

THC 0-5%

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🟢 CBD-Heavy Sativa (a.k.a. “OG Lite”)

CBD OG Kush

Meet the strain that’s basically OG Kush after it went to th

THC 5-10%

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🟣 Chillaxed Indica Lite

CBD OG Kush

Imagine OG Kush went to therapy, got in touch with its feeli

THC 6-12%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Lite

CBD OG Kush by CBD Crew

Meet the designated driver of OG Kush. Same pine-citrus swag

THC 0-5%

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🟢 Sativa (Yes, Really)

CBD Painaway

Meet CBD Painaway—the strain that’s basically a chiropractor

THC 8%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Your Therapist’s Favorite Bud)

CBD Panties

CBD Panties is the strain you light when you want to feel li

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Indica (But Actually Acts Like a Sativa)

CBD Pupil V1

Meet the strain that failed Indica 101. CBD Pupil V1 hits li

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. “I’ve Got Errands”)

CBD Pure by Pure Seeds

Meet CBD Pure—the strain that somehow convinced your anxiety

THC 25-30%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant High-CBD

CBD Pure Hazeling

Meet the strain that’s basically yoga in weed form—CBD Pure

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Locking Couch-Optional

CBD Purple Kush Auto

Meet the strain that treats your anxiety without launching y

THC 15%

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⚖️ Balanced CBD Hybrid

CBD René

Meet CBD René—the strain that wants to give you a hug instea

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Functional Sativa (aka ‘The Morning-Meeting Whisperer’)

CBD Republik

CBD Republik is the strain you smoke before your in-laws vis

THC 8-15%

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⚖️ Balanced CBD Hybrid

CBD Republik II

Meet the strain that looks like dank fire but hits like cham

THC 8%

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🟢 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Therapy for People Who Hate Therapy')

CBD Rich Blessing

Imagine a yoga class in nug form—CBD Rich Blessing promises

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa

CBD Rich Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka got his PhD in botany and decided anxiet

THC 15-25%

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🔵 CBD-Heavy Indica (aka Buzz Lite)

CBD S'n'S Widow

The strain for people who want to say they smoke weed but ac

THC 9-12%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

CBD Sensi Star by CBD Botanic

Meet the strain that turns Type-A personalities into horizon

THC 26%

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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

CBD Shark

Meet CBD Shark—the strain that hits you like a weighted blan

THC 10-12%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Lite™

CBD Shark Shock

Meet the strain that lets you adult without the existential

THC <1%

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⚖️ Balanced CBD Hybrid

CBD Skunk Haze

Meet the strain that won’t send you to space but will defini

THC 6-8%

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🟢 Low-THC, High-Vibes Hybrid

CBD Skunk Haze by CBD Crew

Meet the strain that won’t launch you into orbit but might f

THC 6%

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⚖️ 1:1 Hybrid (The Functional One)

CBD Skunk Haze CBD

Meet the strain that says "I want the weed, but I also want

THC 6-12%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Lite

CBD Somango

CBD Somango is what happens when breeders take a classic ind

THC 8-15%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Lite™

CBD Sour Lemon

Meet CBD Sour Lemon, the strain that’s basically a spa day i

THC 8%

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🍊 CBD-Heavy Indica

CBD Spiced Orange

Imagine your grandma’s holiday potpourri decided to hotbox t

THC 15-25%

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🟣 CBD Couch-Lock Lite

CBD Spliff Berry

Meet the strain that gets you as high as your grandma’s nigh

THC 8%

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🟣 CBD-Dominant Indica

CBD Star

CBD Star is the strain for people who want to feel "better"

THC 0.3% or less

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🍋 Sativa

CBD Super Lemon Haze

Imagine if a Red Bull and a yoga retreat had a baby, then ro

THC 25%

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🔵 Indica (85% couch-lock, 15% willpower)

CBD Sweet 'n Sour Widow

Imagine if Sour Patch Kids grew up, got a mortgage, and disc

THC 15-25%

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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica (a.k.a. Training Wheels Kush)

CBD Sweet and Sour Widow

Meet the strain that gives you a hug instead of a headlock.

THC 5%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Light

CBD Sweet Hemp by CBD Botanic

Meet the strain that tricked your hippie aunt into thinking

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

CBD Terra Italia

Meet the Ferrari of CBD strains—sleek, balanced, and surpris

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Therapeutic Hybrid

CBD Therapy

Meet CBD Therapy, the cannabis equivalent of chamomile tea t

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Chill Pill Indica

CBD Therapy

Meet CBD Therapy, the indica that’s basically yoga pants in

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Functional Couch-Lock-Not-Included Indica

CBD Therapy

Meet CBD Therapy: the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blan

THC 10-20%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Lite

CBD Tide

CBD Tide is the strain for people who want to get stoned but

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Indica (But Like, the Responsible One)

CBD Tonic

Meet CBD Tonic—the strain that lets you tell your mom you're

THC 2%