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🟣 Couch-Gravity Indica

Celestial Peak

Celestial Peak is what happens when PNW growers get bored an

THC 22-28%
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🌌 Couch-Locked Cloud Nine

Celestial Rain

Imagine if Mother Nature hotboxed a thunderstorm and bottled

THC 21-26%
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🟣 Indica

Celestial Select by Dino Party

Imagine if a gas station lemon bar got cryogenically frozen

THC 19%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Celestial Sherbet

Meet Celestial Sherbet—the strain that tastes like a cosmic

THC 20-23%
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🔵 CBD-Dominant Hybrid

Celestial Suzy Qfx Harli Tsu Bx1 M

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected Star Wars droid

THC 0.2-0.8%
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🌞 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Celestial Temple Sativa

Federation Seed Company's "temple" isn't where monks meditat

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Rocket Fuel

Celia Bx1

Celia Bx1 is what happens when lab-coat nerds with a god-com

THC 20%+
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🔮 Boutique Hybrid

Cellar Stash

Cellar Stash is what happens when a pastry chef and a drag-r

THC 19-22%
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⚖️ Hybrid (OG's Sneaky Cousin)

Celly OG

Meet Celly OG—the strain that sounds like a prison nickname

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Indica

Celosa

Celosa is Shuga Seeds’ love letter to everyone who thinks "p

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Leprechaun Indica

Celtic Passion

Meet Celtic Passion, the strain that'll have you speaking in

THC 18-24%
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🏗️ Full-Brick Indica

Cement Crunch

Imagine licking a freshly poured driveway and then discoveri

THC 15%
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🟣 Cement-Foot Indica

Cement Shoes

Cement Shoes: because sometimes you want your body to feel l

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock in a Jar

Cement Shoes

Named after the mob’s favorite swim aid, Cement Shoes will s

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Indica

Cement Shoes

Named like a mob hit, Cement Shoes delivers the full concret

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cement Shoes

Meet the strain that turned 'Netflix and chill' into 'Netfli

THC 18-24%
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🟣 CBD-Heavy Couchlock

Cement Shoes CBD

Cement Shoes CBD is the strain equivalent of putting your ph

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Cement Shoes S1

Cement Shoes S1 is the strain equivalent of getting hit by a

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Cement-Footed Indica

Cement Shoes Special Edition

The only shoes that feel heavier on your eyelids than your f

THC 15%
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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid

Cenote

Cenote is the cannabis equivalent of a decaf latte—looks gor

THC 8%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Coma

Cenote

Named after those Instagram-worthy Mexican swimming holes, C

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Center

Meet Center, the strain that turns 'just one episode' into a

THC 18-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Centerfold

Centerfold is the strain equivalent of that hot barista who

THC 18%
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🚀 Pure Sativa

Centripetal Force

SoCal Seed Vault took 15 generations of breeding to create t

THC 18%
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🔵 Corporate Couch-Lock

CEO Cookies

Meet the strain that traded its three-piece suit for sweatpa

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Couchlock Indica

Cepillín

Cepillín is MGB Worldwide's answer to the question “What if

THC 18%
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🍒 Mystery Hybrid

Cerasus #41

Cerasus #41 is what happens when breeders lock themselves in

THC 18-25%
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🟣 60/40 Indica-Sativa Hybrid

Cerberus

Meet Cerberus, the strain so exclusive it makes other hybrid

THC 22%
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🟢 Sativa

Cerberus

Named after the mythological guard dog of the underworld, Ce

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Cerberus

Named after the mythological three-headed guard dog of the u

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Cerberus by Turpene Time

Meet Cerberus, the genetic three-headed beast that can't pic

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Cereal A La Mode

Imagine Saturday-morning cartoons, but the bowl of cereal is

THC 18-25%
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🍨 Dessert Hybrid

Cereal Alamode

Imagine if your childhood Saturday-morning sugar rush grew u

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Cereal Bar

Cereal Bar is Taylormade Selections' attempt to bottle your

THC 18-24%
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🌈 Hybrid (Breakfast of Champions Edition)

Cereal Berries

Imagine if your favorite childhood cereal got a PhD in molec

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica (But Acts Like It Skipped Leg Day)

Cereal Cake

Imagine your favorite childhood cereal got blackout drunk at

THC 20-25%
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🍰 Dessert-Hybrid

Cereal Cake

Imagine eating the leftover milk from a bowl of Fruity Pebbl

THC 8-9%
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🥣 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Cereal Cookies

Imagine Saturday morning cartoons distilled into a sticky nu

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Old-School Indica

Cereal Killa

Cereal Killa is the strain that asks, 'Remember when you had

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Cereal Killa

Cereal Killa is the strain that tricks you into thinking you

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Cereal Killer

Cereal Killer sounds like a Saturday-morning villain, but th

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Dessert-Flavored Couch Glue

Cereal Killer

Cereal Killer is the strain that turns your living room into

THC 19-21%
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🥣 Balanced Hybrid

Cereal Kush

Cereal Kush is what happens when Alien Genetics raids your p

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Dessert-Hybrid Powerhouse

Cereal Mac

Cereal Mac is what happens when a bowl of sugary breakfast n

THC 20-28%
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🔥 Sativa

Cereal Milk

The strain that answers the question, "What if my childhood

THC 25-25%
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🥣 Sativa

Cereal Milk

Cereal Milk is the strain for anyone who ever wanted to smok

THC 25%
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🥛 Indica

Cereal Milk

Cereal Milk is what happens when breeders ask "What if we co

THC 25%
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🌞 Sativa

Cereal Milk by Botafarm California

Imagine liquifying a bowl of Fruity Pebbles and injecting it

THC 25-25%

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