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Strain Reviews

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🥂 Balanced Hybrid

Champagne Kush

Seedism Seeds’ Champagne Kush is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 22%

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🍾 Fancy-Ass Indica

Champagne Kush

The strain that promised caviar dreams but delivers couch-lo

THC 18%

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🍾 Sativa Sparkler

Champagne OG

Champagne OG is the strain that shows up to the party in a t

THC 18%

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🍇 Dessert-leaning Hybrid

Champagne Patties

Imagine if a French bakery and a Napa vineyard had a one-nig

THC 18-21%

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🍾 Couch-Lock Combo Meal

Champagne Patties

The love-child of a Michelin-star burger and a bottle of And

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Fancy-Ass Indica

Champagne Pussy

The strain your bougie friend name-drops at brunch while the

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Bougie Indica

Champagne Room

The strain that proves you can be classy and completely usel

THC 22%

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🔮 Indica

Champagne Showers

Lit Farms basically took every indica cliché, dipped it in g

THC 18-22%

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🥂 Daytime Sativa

Champagne Skies

Meet Champagne Skies—the strain that turns your couch into a

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Champagne Stomper

Champagne Stomper is what happens when your mimosa and your

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (read: lightweight)

Champagne Supernova

Named after a Britpop anthem but hits more like elevator mus

THC 8%

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🔥 Island Sativa

Champapple by Mana House Hawaii

Meet the strain that proves Hawaiians can breed weed better

THC 18-20%

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🟢 Pure Landrace Sativa

Champasak By The Landrace Team

Meet Champasak—the strain that makes your to-do list cry unc

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified

Champawat

Prolific Coast Seeds took classic indica genetics, ran them

THC 18-22%

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🥂 Tropical Hybrid

Champaya

Champaya is what happens when champagne brunch and tropical

THC 15-25%

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🍫 Indica

Champion City Chocolate

Named after Springfield, Ohio's desperate attempt at civic p

THC 21%

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🧀 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Dairy Queen)

Champions Cheese

Champions Cheese is the strain that proves you can, in fact,

THC 15%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Chamula Skunk

Chamula Skunk is the love-child of old-school skunk funk and

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chamula Tangerines by Genesis Genetics

Chamula Tangerines is what happens when a genetics lab decid

THC 20%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Chanana Bing

Happy Bird Seeds basically bottled the feeling of eating an

THC 18%

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🔺 Himalayan Sativa

Chanderkhani Rumsu Feral Selection

Imagine if Bear Grylls and a botanist got drunk in the Himal

THC 15-25%

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🌞 Pure Sativa

Chang Rai Northern Highland Juicy Fruit Thai x Chocolate Thai

This mouthful of a strain is basically Thailand’s way of say

THC 18%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Chang Rai Northern Highland Juicy Fruit Thai x Metal Haze

Meet the espresso shot of weed: a 22% THC Southeast Asian sp

THC 22%

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🔸 50/50 Heritage Hybrid

Chang Rai Northern Highland Juicy Fruit Thai x Vietnamese Black

Imagine your passport got stamped by both a Thai beach bar a

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Euro-Indica (but with a passport)

Channel

Meet Channel: the Barcelona club kid that snuck across the A

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Channel Kush

Channel Kush is what happens when breeders can’t pick a team

THC 18-23%

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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Channel+

Channel+ is the Swiss Army knife of weed—grows in a shoebox,

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chantilly

Imagine if a French pastry chef got high and decided to bree

THC 30-40%

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⚖️ Mystery-Meat Hybrid

Chaos

Meet Chaos—the strain that couldn’t decide on a personality

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Cake

Chaos Cake

Imagine if birthday cake got possessed by a demon and decide

THC 15-25%

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🌀 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Roulette Wheel

Chaos Cake Auto

Imagine if a birthday cake got drunk, joined a punk band, an

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chaos Kush

Chaos Kush by Elemental Seeds: the strain that sounds like i

THC 18%

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⚡ Hybrid Chaos Engine

Chaos Kush

If your life feels too organized, Chaos Kush is here to mess

THC 18-26%

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🌗 Hybrid Mayhem

Chaos Kush X Kosher Tangie

Imagine a stoner science fair where someone crossed a couch-

THC 20-26%

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💒 Indica-Dominant Wedding Crasher

Chapel Of Love

Purple City Genetics basically ordained this strain in Vegas

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Ghostly Indica

Chapel Of Love

Meet Chapel Of Love—the strain so exclusive it’s basically a

THC 19-23%

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💍 Chill Wedding Planner Hybrid

Chapel of Love CBD

Meet the strain that promises holy matrimony between your an

THC 8-14%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (53% Indica / 47% Sativa)

Chapita De Michoacan

Meet Chapita De Michoacan, the strain that’s basically a Mex

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. El Couch-o)

Chapo OG

Chapo OG is the strain that smuggles your consciousness stra

THC 15-25%

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🟡 Mysterious Dessert Hybrid

Chapos Churro

Imagine a churro that could bench-press a Ford F-150. That’s

THC 24-31%

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🍭 Indica in Candy Clothing

Chapz

Chapz is what happens when Willy Wonka drops out of pastry s

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Mystery Meat

Chapz Flower

Chapz Flower is the cannabis equivalent of a Tinder date who

THC 18-30%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Character Zero

Imagine if a botanist and a life coach had a baby, then spri

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Charas Plant by The Alchemist's Vault

The Alchemist's Vault basically bottled the Himalayas and so

THC 18-24%

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🍷 Indulgent Indica

Charcuterie

Charcuterie is what happens when a breeder stares at a chees

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Mystery Hybrid With Training Wheels

Chardonel

Chardonel is the strain equivalent of a participation trophy

THC 6-8%

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🔋 Auto-Charged Hybrid

Charger

Da Bean Co’s Charger is the cannabis equivalent of plugging

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chariot

Named after the vehicle that dragged ancient VIPs to their d

THC 22%