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🟢 Sativa

Cheddarhead

Meet Cheddarhead—the strain that made a Grateful Dead groupi

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Charcuterie

Cheddarwurst

Alphakronik Genes basically stuffed a bratwurst into a chees

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cheddarwurst 2

Imagine a charcuterie board got high and started a band—Ched

THC 18%
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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. the giggly couch-locker)

Cheech And Chong Drooler

Meet the strain that literally drools on itself—Cheech & Cho

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Indica (but acts like a clingy hybrid)

Cheech and Chong Love Machine

The only thing louder than this strain’s name is its terpene

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa (with a dash of indica & ruderalis drama)

Cheech Biggums

The only strain named after a stoner legend and still humble

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cheech Bomb

Like if Tommy Chong ran a genetics lab and forgot to label a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Cheech Island

Strains Lab basically bottled a beach vacation and slapped C

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (Couch-Lock Certified)

Cheech Island x Tropisour

Strains Lab basically took your granddad's sleepy indica, ga

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Cheech Wizard

Named after a stoned Merlin, Cheech Wizard is Bodhi Seeds' 5

THC 18%
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⚫ 85% Indica, 15% 'Mystery Terpenes'

Cheech Wizard

Cheech Wizard is the strain your spine sends thank-you notes

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cake

Cheeesecake

Organic Seeds basically baked a dessert and forgot it was we

THC 18%
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🧀 Full-Fat Indica

Cheeisenberg

Breaking Buds basically weaponized a charcuterie board and m

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cheem Cream

The strain that sounds like a rejected Ben & Jerry's flavor

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Decision Hybrid

Cheerios

Finally, a cereal you can smoke without your dentist filing

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Cheerioz

Cheerioz is the indica that answers the age-old question: "W

THC 20%
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🧀 50/50 Hybrid

Cheese

Imagine if your college roommate left a block of cheddar in

THC 18%
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🧀 Balanced Hybrid

Cheese

The legendary Cheese strain: because nothing says "high clas

THC 15%
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🟣 Stinky Indica

Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of Limburger learned to smoke and then gh

THC 18%
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🧀 50/50 Hybrid

Cheese

Meet Cheese, the strain that smells like a gym sock stuffed

THC 15-25%
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🧀 Mostly-Sativa Funk Bomb

Cheese

Imagine if your gym socks and a wheel of aged cheddar had a

THC 24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cheese

Imagine if someone weaponized your college roommate's forgot

THC 14-20%
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🧀 60/40 Indica-dominant Hybrid

Cheese

Imagine if Bigfoot farted in a deli—congratulations, you’ve

THC 15%
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🧀 Pure Indica Funk

Cheese

Imagine if your high-school locker room started dating a whe

THC 18%
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🟣 Mild-Mannered Indica

Cheese

Imagine the dankest cheese plate at a retirement-home potluc

THC 15%
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🧀 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Cheese

The strain that made dorm rooms smell like expired dairy sin

THC 14%
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🟣 Hybrid (But With A CBD Plot Twist)

Cheese

Imagine a wheel of cheddar left in a gym sock for six months

THC 15-20%
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🧀 Stinky Indica

Cheese 1 by Kaliman Seeds

Cheese 1 is the strain that proves your dealer wasn’t lying

THC 15-20%
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🧀 Sativa Classic

Cheese 99

Cheese 99 is the strain that smells like your college roomma

THC 15%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Cheese And Chong

The strain that proves you can name weed after both British

THC 18-24%
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🧀 Hybrid Autoflower

Cheese Auto

Meet the strain that sprinted out of the womb and straight i

THC 15-25%
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🧀 Couch-Locking Indica

Cheese Auto

The strain that proves you can polish a turd and make it sme

THC 15%
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🟡 Sativa Auto (aka 'The Speedrun Stinker')

Cheese Auto

Meet Cheese Auto—Dr. Blaze’s love letter to people who want

THC 18-22%
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🧀 Autoflowering Hybrid

Cheese Auto

Imagine a wheel of cheddar decided to become weed—this is it

THC 18%
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🧀 Autoflower Hybrid

Cheese Auto

The strain that turns your grow room into a Limburger-scente

THC 15%
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🧀 Couch-Lock Cheese Puff

Cheese Auto

Meet the only cheese that gets you high instead of clogging

THC 15%
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⚖️ Balanced Auto Hybrid

Cheese Auto

If a wheel of aged cheddar and a skunk got drunk at a rave,

THC 14%
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🟣 60/20/20 Indica-Sativa-Ruderalis Franken-auto

Cheese Auto by Zoo Seeds

Imagine the classic UK Cheese had a baby with a Toyota Prius

THC 5%
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⚖️ 5% THC CBD Auto Hybrid

Cheese Auto CBD

The strain that smells like your college roommate’s gym sock

THC 5%
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🧀 Hybrid Autoflower

Cheese Autoflowering

The strain that turns your grow tent into a fromagerie and y

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Cheese Automatic

An autoflower that somehow managed to inherit the funk of 19

THC 15%
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🧀 Hybrid Auto-Flower

Cheese Automatic

Imagine if a wheel of cheddar got drunk, walked into a grow

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica

Cheese Bomb

Imagine if a wheel of Limburger got angry, grew trichomes, a

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cheese Bomb

Cheese Bomb is what happens when breeders ask, "What if we m

THC 18%
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🧀 Balanced Hybrid

Cheese Breath

Imagine if a wheel of cheddar made sweet love to a pine tree

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cheese Butter

Imagine if a grilled cheese sandwich got high and started ju

THC 18%
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🧀 Sativa

Cheese Bx1

The strain that made dorm-room dealers everywhere say “trust

THC 10-15%
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🟣 Indica

Cheese by Aztech Genetics

Imagine if your grandma's cheese platter got high and decide

THC 18%

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