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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cheese by CBD Seeds

The strain that made "is that weed or did something die in y

THC 15%

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🧀 Pungent Hybrid

Cheese by Clone Onlys

If you ever wanted to smoke something that smells like your

THC 14%

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🧀 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Cheese by Dinafem

Cheese is the strain that proves your fridge isn’t the only

THC 15%

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🧀 Couch-Lock Cheddar

Cheese by Dr. Blaze

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got baked, then baked you

THC 15-22%

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🟣 Indica

Cheese by Dutch-Headshop

Imagine someone left a wheel of funky gouda in your gym lock

THC 14%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cheese By G13 Labs

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got drunk and hooked up w

THC 15-22%

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🧀 Sativa That Smells Like Feet

Cheese by Homegrown Fantaseeds

Meet Cheese, the strain that smells like someone left a whee

THC 15%

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🟡 Sativa-Dominant Funk

Cheese by Linda Seeds

Meet the strain that smells like your roommate left cheddar

THC 15-22%

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🧀 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cheese by Royal Dutch Genetics

The strain that made your dealer’s backpack smell like a foo

THC 15%

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🧀 Couch-Lock Curd

Cheese by Seedsman

The strain that made your dealer's car smell like a fondue p

THC 14%

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🔵 Straight-Laced Indica

Cheese by Seedstockers

Imagine your college dorm’s communal fridge after spring bre

THC 18%

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🧀 50/50 Hybrid

Cheese by The Plant

Meet the strain that smells like your roommate's forgotten g

THC 18%

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🧀 Sativa (Yes, Really)

Cheese by VIP Seeds

Say cheese—then run for cover. This 18% THC sativa smells li

THC 18%

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🧀 Couch-Lock Cheddar

Cheese by Vision Seeds

If you've ever wondered what it's like to smoke a block of a

THC 15-25%

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🧀 Couch-Locking Indica

Cheese by Zamnesia

The OG funk bomb that smells like your roommate's forgotten

THC 20%

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🧀 Couch-Lock Hybrid

Cheese by Zativo

Imagine a wheel of aged cheddar got so stoned it grew buds.

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock: The Strain)

Cheese Cake

Mad Scientist Genetics whipped up this 10-15% THC indica tha

THC 10-15%

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🟣 Indica

Cheese Cake

Imagine if a cheesecake got stoned, took a nap, and woke up

THC 15-25%

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🧀 Indica

Cheese Cake Cookies

Cheese Cake Cookies is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies

THC 18%

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🟣 Sweet & Stanky Indica-Dominant

Cheese Candy

Imagine if a wheel of blue cheese got drunk on fruity cockta

THC 17-22%

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🤖 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Cheese Candy Auto

Imagine if a wheel of cheddar and a bag of Skittles had a re

THC 18%

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🧀 1:1 CBD:THC Hybrid

Cheese CBD by Dinafem

Imagine someone took your favorite cheddar, sprinkled it wit

THC 6%

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🧀🍪 Sweet & Funky Hybrid

Cheese Cookie

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar and a tray of Toll House

THC 18-26%

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🧀🍪 Hybrid

Cheese Cookies

Imagine a Girl Scout troop hot-boxing a cheese cave—voilà, C

THC 20%

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🟣 Hybrid

Cheese Cookies x GastroPop

Imagine if a 90’s rave cheese platter made sweet love to a g

THC 20-30%

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🧀 Couch-Lock OG

Cheese Dawg

Big Buddha Seeds basically weaponized cheese. This indica wi

THC 18-24%

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🧀 Hybrid

Cheese Dipz

Cheese Dipz is the love-child of a cheese cave and a candy f

THC 28%

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🧀 Balanced Hybrid

Cheese Dipz

Imagine if someone melted a wheel of funky cheddar directly

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cheese Dog

Imagine a charcuterie board got high and forgot to shower—th

THC 18%

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🟤 Hybrid

Cheese Dog

Cheese Dog is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 20%

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🟪 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'The Dairy Air')

Cheese Dog Haze

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got drunk on lemon pledge

THC 22%

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⚡ Speed-Dating Hybrid

Cheese Fast Version

Imagine a wheel of Stilton got impatient, hit the gym, and l

THC 18%

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🧀 Pure Indica

Cheese Fondue

Imagine if a wheel of gouda got drunk at a frat party and de

THC 15-20%

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🧀 Hybrid (Auto-Flowering)

Cheese Fondue Auto

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got crossed with a timer

THC 20%

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🧀 Balanced Hybrid

Cheese For You

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got high and decided to r

THC 18%

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🧀 Hybrid Funk Bomb

Cheese Freak

Cheese Freak is what happens when a breeder asks, "what if w

THC 18-24%

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🧀 Couch-Lock Cheddar

Cheese Kush

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar and a skunk had a baby, t

THC 18%

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🧀🍼 CBD-Heavy Hybrid

Cheese Leche CBD

Imagine your favorite stinky cheese got drunk on horchata an

THC 8-18%

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🧀 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Cheese Louise

Meet Cheese Louise, the strain that literally smells like so

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Cheese M

Cheese M is the strain that answers the question, “What if a

THC 17%

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🧀 Balanced Hybrid

Cheese Master

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got high and decided to b

THC 16-24%

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🟢 Sativa

Cheese N Chaze

Connoisseur Genetics took old-school cheese funk and taught

THC 18%

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🧀 Sativa (with commitment issues)

Cheese N Chong

Meet Cheese N Chong—the strain that somehow convinced an Afg

THC 18-25%

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🧀 Indica

Cheese Nuts

Imagine if your gym socks had a one-night stand with a charc

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Heavy Nostalgia Bomb

Cheese On Toast

Imagine if your hungover roommate tried to make a grilled ch

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Indica in Denial

Cheese Plate

Meet Cheese Plate—TreeTown Seeds' attempt to convince you an

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Cheese Puff

Cheese Puff is what happens when British skunk funk crashes

THC 21%

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🧀 Hybrid (a.k.a. Couch-Locking Cheddar)

Cheese Puffs

Imagine someone melted a bag of Cheetos into a bong hit and

THC 15%