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🧀 Hybrid Autoflower with Benefits

Cheesy Auto CBD

Imagine if a wheel of Gouda and a CBD tincture had a rebelli

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Comet

Cheesy Big Bang

Shadow Corporation weaponized dairy and called it Cheesy Big

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cheese Wheel

Cheesy Black Danish

Imagine if a wheel of Limburger cheese got high and decided

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Cheesy Curd Berries

Smells like a cheese shop had a messy breakup with a fruit s

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Cheddar

Cheesy Dick

Meet Cheesy Dick—the strain that sounds like your creepy unc

THC 18-22%
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🔥🧀 Hybrid-Cheese Firecracker

Cheesy Fire OG

Cheesy Fire OG is what happens when a wheel of gouda and a b

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cheesy Headband

Meet the strain that literally feels like a sweatband made o

THC 18-22%
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🧀 Mostly-Indica Couchlock Loaf

Cheesy Marmalade Toast

Imagine if your breakfast sandwich got high and forgot how t

THC 15-25%
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🧀 Indica

Cheesy Mix Tape

Imagine if your favorite cheese board got stoned, listened t

THC 18%
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🧀 50/50 Hybrid

Cheesy Puffs

Imagine if Kraft Mac & Cheese got cross-faded with a fruit s

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cheesy Rider

Karma Genetics’ ode to dairy and doja. This balanced hybrid

THC 18-24%
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🧀 Danish-Cheese Hybrid

Cheesy Royal Danish Erdpurt

Imagine a wheel of Danish blue got blackout drunk with a Vik

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Cheesy Royal Lebanese Erdpurt

Zenseeds basically weaponized the stinkiest cheese platter y

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cheesy Smurf

Imagine if the Smurfs opened a cheese shop and forgot to sho

THC 18%
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🐆 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Cheetah Cake

Imagine a cheetah crashed into a wedding cake and the result

THC 15-25%
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🐆 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cheetah Cake

Imagine a cheetah ate an entire birthday cake, then decided

THC 20-28%
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🐆 Sativa-Dominant Speed Demon

Cheetah Cat

Cheetah Cat is what happens when Equilibrium Genetics lets a

THC 15-25%
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🐆 Citrus-Candy Hybrid

Cheetah Chew

Cheetah Chew is the strain equivalent of a chill cat wearing

THC 15-25%
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🐆 Indica

Cheetah Fat

Named like a rejected cereal mascot, Cheetah Fat is Atlas Se

THC 15-25%
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🐆 Hybrid

Cheetah Fat

Named like a rejected Fast & Furious character, Cheetah Fat

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cheetah Piss

Named by someone who definitely lost a bet, Cheetah Piss is

THC 20%
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⚖️ Dessert-Funk Hybrid

Cheetah Piss

Imagine if a house cat got into your Lemon Pledge and then s

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Cheetah Piss A White Lightning

The only strain bold enough to name itself after feline urin

THC 5%
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🐆 50/50 Hybrid

Cheetah Piss S1

Named after the world’s least appealing liquid, Cheetah Piss

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cheetah Piss x Jealousy

Imagine a cheetah ate your grandma's pound cake in a public

THC 20%
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🐆 Mystery Hybrid

Cheetah Rita

Named like a drag queen who moonlights at a wildlife sanctua

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa

Cheetah Shit

Cheetah Shit by Cult Classics Seeds is the sativa that answe

THC 18-24%
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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Cheetah The Hut

Atlas Seed basically Frankensteined a strain that sprints ou

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Cheetah Zkittlez

Imagine a bag of Skittles making out with a gas pump in a ni

THC 22-28%
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🔴 Indica-Dominant Hybrid (But It Forgot)

Cheetahlato

Imagine Gelato and Cheetah Piss had a baby, then rolled it i

THC 22-30%
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🃏 50/50 Hybrid

CheetieOs

CheetieOs is what happens when breeders play God and acciden

THC 22-28%
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🟠 Hybrid (Snack-Pack Edition)

Cheeto

Cheeto is the strain equivalent of licking orange fingers at

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Cheeto Fingers

Cheeto Fingers is the strain that turns your fingers orange

THC 18-25%
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🧀 Indica

Cheetos

Cheetos is the strain that dares to ask: what if your weed t

THC 15-25%
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🟡 Snack-Time Hybrid

Cheetos by San Seeds

Cheetos is the strain that makes you question if you're high

THC 24%
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🐆 Balanced Hybrid

Cheetoz

The strain that answers the age-old question: what if Cheeto

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cheetoz

Cheetoz sounds like the couch-locked cousin of a gas station

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Cheetoz Glue

The KushBrothers basically weaponized snack cravings and tur

THC 25-30%
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⚖️ 52/48 Hybrid: The Dairy Aisle of Dank

Cheez Wreck

Imagine if a wheel of funky cheddar got crossed with a freig

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Cheeze It by Petepacks

Named after everyone's favorite orange-dusted snack, Cheeze

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cheezel

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got drunk on diesel fuel

THC 18%
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🔶 Fast-Food Hybrid Auto

Cheezy Bizkitz

Imagine if a Hot Pocket got a master’s degree in terpene che

THC 22%
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🥬 Sativa

Chef Blasian

Chef Blasian is the strain for people who think "wake and ba

THC 18%
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⚖️ Liquid Courage Hybrid

Chef's Hard Lemonade

At 39% THC, this isn’t your grandma’s porch drink—it’s the r

THC 39%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chef's Majik

Imagine a strain that smells like Gordon Ramsay’s fridge aft

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chefs B Burried

Chef's Genetix buried the competition with this 50/50 hybrid

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Chellofornia

Chellofornia is that friend who says 'let's go out' then fal

THC 22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Chelumbian

Meet the strain that convinced your yoga instructor to open

THC 20-26%

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