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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chem Chip

Chem Chip is Therapy Seeds’ love letter to anyone who’s ever

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Couch-Locked Chocolate Bar

Chem Choco Glue

Meet the strain that turns your living room into a gravity w

THC 20-25%

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⚗️ Lab-Bred Franken-Hybrid

Chem Cleaner

Imagine if Pine-Sol and a Red Bull had a baby in a grow tent

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chem Con Leche

Chem Con Leche sounds like a Starbucks secret menu item, but

THC 18%

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🧄 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Chem Cookies

Chem Cookies is the strain that proves weed can smell like a

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Indica

Chem Cookies

Chem Cookies is the strain that answers the question, "What

THC 20-28%

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⛽ Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Chem Cookies

Imagine if a gas station ate a box of Thin Mints and then pu

THC 31%

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⚖️ Balanced 1:1 Hybrid

Chem Cookies CBD

Finally, a Chem Cookies that won’t send you into a three-hou

THC 5-10%

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🔴 Gas-Forward Couch Magnet

Chem Cornelian

Chem Cornelian is what happens when Lucky Dog Seed Co. asks,

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Chem Crackerz

Meet Chem Crackerz—the strain that parties like a sativa, th

THC 18-24%

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⚗️ 60/40 Hybrid Lab Accident

Chem Crasher

Chem Crasher is what happens when a mad scientist gets bored

THC 20%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified

Chem Crinkle

Chem Crinkle is what happens when a Sour Stomper and a Grape

THC 20-25%

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🧁 50/50 Hybrid

Chem Cupcakes

Chem Cupcakes is the strain equivalent of sneaking a cupcake

THC 18%

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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Chem D BC1

Chem D BC1 is what happens when scientists get bored and dec

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chem D Bx3

Chem D Bx3 is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket ma

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Chemzilla

Chem D Bx3

Three backcrosses of Chem D walk into an Afghan bar and deci

THC 22-30%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chem D by Apothecary Genetics

Chem D is the strain that makes you question whether you for

THC 20-24%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Confection

Chem D Cake

Like eating a lemon bar in a diesel-soaked bakery while your

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Hybrid

Chem D Cookies

Chem D Cookies is what happens when a '90s rave and grandma'

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (AKA 'Schrödinger's Couch')

Chem D O Haze X Chem D Chemsis

This is what happens when Cannarado locks OG Haze and Chem S

THC 15-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Chem D X Fire Pie

Meet the strain that sounds like Breaking Bad fan-fiction bu

THC 24-28%

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🔵 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Chem D x Girl Scout Cookies

CSI Humboldt took the dessert cart and crashed it straight i

THC 17%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Chem D x Puck BC2

Chem D x Puck BC2 is what happens when breeders play mad sci

THC 20-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Chem D x Sensi Star

Katsu Seeds duct-taped the legendary Chem D’s diesel stank t

THC 20-26%

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🍋 Sativa-Dominant Citrus Bomb

Chem Daiquiri

Chem Daiquiri is the strain equivalent of showing up to brun

THC 22-28%

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⚛️ Nuclear Hybrid

Chem Dawg 04

Chem Dawg 04 is the strain that shows up to the party alread

THC 31%

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⚗️ Hybrid

Chem Dawg 91

Chem Dawg 91 is what happens when OG Chem gets a G13 side pi

THC 20%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Chem Dawg by Medicann Seeds

Chem Dawg is basically the cannabis equivalent of a double e

THC 19-25%

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⚗️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Chem Daze

Chem Daze is the weed equivalent of a conspiracy theorist wh

THC 20%

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⚫ Pure Indica (with a PhD in Diesel)

Chem DD

Chem DD is what happens when Chemdog and Sour Diesel have a

THC 20-26%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chem DD F2

Chem DD F2 is basically a chemical romance between you and y

THC 18-24%

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💨 Sativa on Steroids

Chem DD F3

Chem DD F3 is what happens when breeders decide coffee isn't

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Commanding Indica

Chem DD V11

Chem DD V11 is what happens when a stoner chemist gets bored

THC 18%

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⚫ Indica Dominant

Chem DD x Star Dawg

It’s what happens when Chem DD and Star Dawg swipe right and

THC 22-28%

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⚫ Indica

Chem De La Chem

Meet the strain that huffs paint fumes so you don't have to.

THC 15-25%

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⚗️ Lab-Bred Hybrid

Chem De La Chem Bx1

Massachusetts’ reigning budtender darling, this 24% THC Fran

THC 24%

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⚖️ 52/48 Balanced Hybrid

Chem De La Sour

Chem De La Sour is what happens when mad scientists at Deep

THC 18-19%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chem Del La Chem

Meet the strain that won "Budtenders' Choice" in Colorado be

THC 22%

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🧟‍♂️ Hybrid Corpse Revival

Chem Dela Corpse

Covert Genetics named this strain like a death metal band, t

THC 18-22%

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⚗️ High-Octane Hybrid

Chem Delight

Imagine if a 1991 Grateful Dead parking-lot seed got a sugar

THC 27-30%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Chem Double D

Chem Double D is the strain that answers the age-old questio

THC 22-28%

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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Chem Fire

Chem Fire is what happens when B.C. Bud Depot decides regula

THC 24%

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🔥 Fuel-Soaked Hybrid

Chem Fire

Imagine huffing premium unleaded while chewing a lemon pine-

THC 18-26%

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🔥 Gas-Leak Indica

Chem Fire OG

Chem Fire OG is what happens when OG Kush and SFV OG have a

THC 28%

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🛫 Sativa-Fueled Rocket

Chem Flyer

Chem Flyer is what happens when Chemdog gets seduced by a ha

THC 15-25%

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⚗️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Chem Flyer

Meet Chem Flyer, the strain that smells like someone spilled

THC 18-26%

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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Chem Fuego

Chem Fuego is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 18-24%

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🔥 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue 9000)

Chem Fuego F2

Copycat Genetix’s latest flex smells like someone torched a

THC 30%