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🔋 Indica-Dominant Funk Bomb

Chem Funk

Chem Funk is what happens when a mad scientist traps OG Chem

THC 18-25%
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⚗️ Lab-Born Hybrid

Chem Fusion

Chem Fusion is what happens when Dungeons Vault Genetics loc

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Cosmonaut

Chem Galactuz

Chem Galactuz is what happens when mad scientists get bored

THC 18%
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🔥 Indica-Dominant Fuel Bomb

Chem Gem

Chem Gem is Farmhouse Genetics’ boutique love letter to anyo

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chem Glue

Chem Glue is what happens when mad scientists decide your pl

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Chem-Heavy Hybrid

Chem Glue

Chem Glue is what happens when two of the dankest families i

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Chem Gorg F1 V2

Meet the strain that couldn't decide if it wanted to chill o

THC 22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Chem Haze

A Chemdawg and Haze mash-up that smells like someone hot-box

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Chem Hound Roll One

Chem Hound Roll One is basically Chemdog’s broke-but-still-b

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Indica

Chem I95

Chem I95 is the strain that makes your entire apartment smel

THC 28%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Chem Jack

Chem Jack is what happens when Chemdawg and Jack Herer have

THC 27%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Chem Jones

Chem Jones is the strain that convinced Colorado budtenders

THC 15-25%
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🟤 50/50 Hybrid

Chem Jong Un

The strain that threatens to launch a full-scale assault on

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chem Junky

Chem Junky is what happens when Lazy Daizy Genetics decides

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chem K

Chem K is the strain equivalent of chemical warfare on your

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (AKA The Existential Tightrope)

Chem Kesey

Imagine if Hunter S. Thompson bred weed with a yoga instruct

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chem Killerz

Chem Killerz is the strain equivalent of a mullet: business

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chem Krush

Chem Krush is what happens when Chemdog 91 BX2 drinks too ma

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chem Kush

Chem Kush is the strain equivalent of a mullet: business up

THC 18%
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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Chem Kush

Chem Kush is what happens when OG Kush goes to grad school a

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Hybrid

Chem Kush

Chem Kush is what happens when Chemdawg and OG Kush swipe ri

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Sativa (Yes, Really)

Chem Lee

Chem Lee is the strain that proves sativas can be civilized—

THC 18%
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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Chem Lem

Chem Lem is what happens when Dark Horse Genetics asks, "Wha

THC 18-26%
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⚗️ Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Chem Light Haze

Chem Light Haze is what happens when a muscle-car exhaust me

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Hybrid Franken-Weed

Chem Lights Haze

Chem Lights Haze is what happens when breeders play Pokémon

THC 22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Chem Link

Chem Link is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket tha

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Indica-leaning Gas-Cereal Hybrid

Chem Loops

Imagine if a 90s grunge garage binged Saturday-morning carto

THC 20%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Chem Lotus

Chem Lotus is Top Dawg’s answer to “What if a gas station sm

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chem Lotus

Chem Lotus is Westco Seed Co's attempt at a 'responsible adu

THC 18%
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⚗️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chem Love

Chem Love is what happens when Dogpatch and I-91 swipe right

THC 18-25%
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🔬 Balanced Hybrid

Chem Moments

Chem Moments is East Coast Genetix’s love letter to Chemdog,

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa

Chem N Cookies

Imagine dunking a tire fire into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s—Che

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chem N Cream

Chem N Cream is what happens when a mad scientist gets the m

THC 18%
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🍋 Sativa

Chem N Qoolaid

Chem N Qoolaid is what happens when a mad scientist raids a

THC 20%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Chem OG

Chem OG is what happens when OG Kush and Chemdawg get drunk

THC 20%
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🧪 Hybrid Crime Scene

Chem on Chem-o Crime

Chem on Chem-o Crime is what happens when a nerdy breeder tr

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Chem Ox

Chem Ox is what happens when Rare Dankness decides your spin

THC 27%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chem Pie

Chem Pie is the strain that asks "Do you really need to stan

THC 20%
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🍰 Gas-Meets-Pastry Hybrid

Chem Pie

Chem Pie is what happens when a 90’s diesel junkie marries a

THC 22-26%
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🔵 Heavy Indica

Chem Pie OG

Chem Pie OG is what happens when Chemdawg, Cherry Pie, and O

THC 20-28%
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⚗️ Lab-Couch Indica

Chem Power

Chem Power is what happens when 707 Seed Bank weaponizes cou

THC 28%
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⚗️ Chem-Heavy Hybrid

Chem Puff

Chem Puff is what happens when Top Dawg Seeds asks, "How do

THC 22%
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🔮 Couch-Locking Indica

Chem Pupil

Chem Pupil is the strain that asks 'why stand when you can m

THC 20%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Chem Pupil V2

Chem Pupil V2 is MassMedicalStrains' polite way of saying 'w

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chem Rider

Chem Rider is Realpotency’s love child of ‘let’s get weird’

THC 31%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commando

Chem Scout

Chem Scout is what happens when a chemist and a Boy Scout me

THC 15-20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Chem Sister

Chem Sister is what happens when a diesel spill and a chocol

THC 20-25%
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🔥 Sativa-leaning Funk Bomb

Chem Skunk

Chem Skunk is what happens when Chemdog and Skunk #1 get dru

THC 18-26%

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