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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Chemd By Unknown Or Legendary

Meet the strain so mysterious even its parents ghosted it. C

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Chemd I95

Meet Chemd I95, the strain that turns your brain into a cozy

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa That Hits Like a Lab Accident

Chemdawg

Meet the strain that smells like a Shell station and feels l

THC 20-24%
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⚗️ Legendary Hybrid (a.k.a. The Gas Daddy)

Chemdawg

Meet the strain that literally birthed modern weed: Chemdawg

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Classic Sativa

Chemdawg

The OG of diesel funk that smells like someone spilled premi

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Chemdawg 104

Chemdawg 104 is what happens when Mad Max breeds weed: diese

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Chemdawg 4

Meet the strain that smells like someone spilled diesel in a

THC 24-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chemdawg 91 x Memory Loss

This Archive Seed Bank Frankenstein splices the original gan

THC 18%
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⚗️ Fast-Flower Hybrid

Chemdawg Autoflower

The strain that taught your dad what 'autoflower' means: Che

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa (a.k.a. WiFi for your brain)

Chemdawg by Dr. Blaze

The strain that started the whole “Wait, why does my weed sm

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Chemdawg by Dr. Greenthumb

The strain that smells like a Shell station and hits like a

THC 18-22%
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⛽ Pure Sativa Chaos

Chemdawg by Humboldt Seed Organisation

Meet the strain so loud your neighbors will think you're run

THC 20-28%
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🟢 Sativa (With Training Wheels)

Chemdawg CBD

It’s the classic Chemdawg that took anger-management classes

THC 4-8%
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🔶 Indica-Looking, Sativa-Acting Curveball

Chemdawg D Gold Line

Meet Chemdawg D Gold Line: the strain that dresses like an i

THC 20%
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⚗️ Gas-Dominant Hybrid

Chemdawg D IBL

Remember when weed smelled like a crime scene instead of a c

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Certified Couch-Lock Commander

Chemdawg Dv1.1 (ChemD IBL)

Meet the strain that started in a 1991 Deadhead's backpack a

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chemdawg Guava x Creamsicle

Imagine if your grandma’s orange creamsicle got blackout dru

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chemdawg Haze

Chemdawg Haze is what happens when a diesel truck makes swee

THC 22%
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🔮 Certified Couch-Magnet

Chemdawg OG

Meet the strain that smells like a diesel spill in a forest

THC 20-23%
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⛽ Indica (But Acts Like It’s Cosplaying Sativa)

Chemdawg Special Reserve

Aficionado’s "Special Reserve" is basically Chemdawg in a tu

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

Chemdawg Swirl

Chemdawg Swirl is what happens when breeders decide 'relaxin

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Chemdelice

Meet Chemdelice, the strain that convinces you horizontal is

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Chemderella 991

Chemderella 991 is the fairy-tale strain that swaps glass sl

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

ChemDMT

ChemDMT is what happens when MassMedicalStrains asks, "What

THC 20-25%
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🔵 Indica (Allegedly)

Chemdog

Chemdog is the strain that taught your nose what diesel fuel

THC 18%
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⚗️ Hybrid Lab Accident

Chemdog

Chemdog is what happens when mad scientists huff their own s

THC 20%
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⚫ Mystery Meat Indica

Chemdog

The strain so mysterious its breeders are literally listed a

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Firecracker

Chemdog 1 By Csi Humboldt

Chemdog 1 is the strain that taught Sour Diesel and OG Kush

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chemdog 1 X Chemdog D

Imagine if a 1970s muscle car and a skunk had a baby, then d

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Starter Pack

Chemdog 4 by Blim Burn Seeds

The strain that proves you can look like a dispensary rockst

THC 5-10%
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🟢 Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

Chemdog 4 x Alien OG

This unholy matrimony of Chemdog 4 and Alien OG is what happ

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Indica (a.k.a. Couch Gluer)

Chemdog 4 X Chemdog D

Meet the strain that makes you question if your couch is act

THC 15-20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Nuke

Chemdog 91 Bx

Lucky Dog Seed Co’s Chemdog 91 Bx is the strain equivalent o

THC 30-38%
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⚗️ Hybrid Franken-kush

Chemdog 91 X Triangle Kush

The bastard love child of two OG legends, this 20% THC hybri

THC 20%
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🔵 Old-School Indica

Chemdog 99

Chemdog 99 is the cannabis equivalent of a 90s mixtape—myste

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Chemdog by Gnomes Garden

Meet the strain that taught Sour Diesel how to be sour. Chem

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Chemdog by Nirvana Seeds

The strain that smells like the BP station down the street a

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica (With a Diesel Engine)

Chemdog D Bx2

Imagine your nostrils doing donuts in a Shell parking lot wh

THC 20-24%
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🟢 Sativa (But Acts Like a Sleepy Indica in Disguise)

Chemdog D by CSI Humboldt

Chemdog D is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who swea

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Chemdog D IBL

Meet the strain that convinced your couch it was a memory-fo

THC 20%
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🔵 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Chemdog D IX-I

Meet the strain that smells like a Shell station and hits li

THC 18-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Chemdog D Kush

If Chemdog and Hindu Kush had a baby after a one-night stand

THC 24%
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⚡️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chemdog D x Sour Diesel

Tiger Trees basically took two of cannabis’ most notorious g

THC 20-28%
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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Chemdog D X Triangle Kush

CSI Humboldt basically duct-taped two celebrity strains toge

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in Disguise

Chemdog DD

Chemdog DD is what happens when breeders decide "relaxing" m

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chemdog Gorilla

Expert Seeds basically duct-taped Chemdog's anxiety to Goril

THC 18-20%
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🟪 Mysterious Indica That Forgot It Was a Sativa

Chemdog Haze

Chemdog Haze is what happens when 'Unknown' and 'Legendary'

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Capitalist

Chemdog Millionaire

The strain that proves money can buy happiness—if happiness

THC 25%

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