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🔴 Couch-Lock Royalty

Chemdog Millionaire Guava

Imagine Chemdog won the lottery, bought an island, then imme

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chemdog Sister x C99

Imagine if a diesel truck made sweet love to a pineapple in

THC 18-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chemdog Sour Diesel

The lovechild of two loud-mouthed legends, Chemdog Sour Dies

THC 18%
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⚡️ Gas-Flavored Hybrid

Chemdog Sour Diesel

The strain that convinced your conspiracy-theorist roommate

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica Nap

Chemdog X Afghani

Meet the strain that cross-bred gasoline with grandma’s Afgh

THC 15%
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🟢 Sativa Missile

Chemdog x C99

Duke Diamonds basically Frankenstein’d a gym sock soaked in

THC 27%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Power Trip

Chemdog x Limepop

Imagine your brain doing parkour while your tongue thinks it

THC 21-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chemdog x Vintage 2006

Imagine Chemdog and a 2006 time capsule had a baby, then tha

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock in a Lab Coat

Chemdogging

Chemdogging is Mephisto Genetics' love letter to people who

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Bulldozing Indica

Chemdozer

Chemdozer is the strain equivalent of a construction crew sh

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chemduck F2

Terpyz took 95% indica heritage, added a PhD in mad science,

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chemeleon

Chemeleon is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 18%
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🔮 Frankenstein's Monster Hybrid

Chemera

Mad Shark Genetix basically said "hold my beer" and cranked

THC 27%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (Like a Zen Yogi Who Drank Cold Brew)

Chemex

Chemex is what happens when a coffee snob breeds weed instea

THC 18-24%
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⚗️ High-Octane Hybrid

Chemex

Meet Chemex: the strain that took Chem family trauma and tur

THC 30%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Chemferno

Chemferno is Square One Genetics' attempt to bottle the apoc

THC 22%
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⚗️ Mystery Hybrid

Chemfish

Chemfish is the strain your dealer swears was “hand-watered

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chemfish Tang by Denverdoggy

Chemfish Tang is what happens when a mad scientist and a cit

THC 22%
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⚫ Gas-Powered Indica

Chemfusion

Chemfusion is what happens when a 90s garage chem lab knocks

THC 15-25%
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🧪 Sativa-Dominant Lab Rat

Chemgos

Chemgos is what happens when Pepita Seeds locks a bunch of s

THC 18%
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⚫ Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Express)

Chemhawg Kush

Chemhawg Kush is what happens when Riot Seeds asks, "What if

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Chem-Heavy 70/30 Hybrid

Chemhead OG

Chemhead OG is what happens when mad scientists at Mycotek d

THC 22%
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⚗️ Lab-Grade Hybrid

Chemhead OG

Chemhead OG is what happens when a mad Dutch scientist locks

THC 20-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

ChemheaDD OG

Meet the strain that spent more time in R&D than your last s

THC 12%
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🔬 Indica-Dominant Monster

Chemical Bride

Chemical Bride is the matrimony between ‘I can still functio

THC 30-40%
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⚗️ Hybrid Lab Experiment

Chemical Cocktail

Chemical Cocktail is what happens when Irie Genetics asks, "

THC 18-25%
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🧪 Hybrid Lab Experiment

Chemical Cookies

Johnston's Genetics basically weaponized Girl Scout Cookies

THC 22-28%
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🧪 Balanced Hybrid (52% indica/48% sativa)

Chemical Flo

Meet Chemical Flo, the strain that sounds like an EPA violat

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica (That Still Punches Like a Sativa)

Chemical Headband

Chemical Headband is what happens when Chemdawg and Headband

THC 19%
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🔮 Pure Indica (Lab Coat Not Included)

Chemical Kush

Meet Chemical Kush, the strain that makes you feel like you

THC 18%
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🔥 Chem-Fueled Indica

Chemical Leopard

Imagine if a Chemdog and a snow leopard got drunk and made q

THC 18-25%
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⚗️ Hybrid

Chemical Odor

Chemical Odor smells exactly like its name—imagine if a scie

THC 18%
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⚗️ Chem-Cross Hybrid

Chemical Romance

Imagine Chemdog went on one date with a dessert strain and n

THC 20-28%
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⚗️ Hybrid Hazmat

Chemical Spill

Imagine someone bottled the odor of a freshly paved parking

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Chemical Warfare

Chemical Warfare sounds like something banned by the Geneva

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Chemical Weapon

Bred by South Fork Seed Collective, Chemical Weapon is the c

THC 18%
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🔮 Lab-Couch Indica

Chemical X

Chemical X is what happens when breeders treat weed like Bre

THC 18%
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⚗️ 50/50 Franken-Hybrid

Chemist By Mr Ghost Genetics

Meet the strain that smells like your high-school chemistry

THC 15-25%
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🔬 Sativa-Dominant Lab Accident

Chemistree

Imagine a mad scientist force-fed Lemon Pledge to a Chemdog

THC 24%
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🔬 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Chemistry

Chemistry is what happens when a chem lab and a dispensary h

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Chem-Family Hybrid

Chemistry 1

Chemistry 1 is basically a lab accident that turned out awes

THC 18-26%
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⚗️ Chem-Diesel Citrus Hybrid

Chemistry 24

Chemistry 24 is the strain your dealer swears is from a secr

THC 22%
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⚗️ Chem-Forward Hybrid

Chemistry 64

Chemistry 64 sounds like a failed college course, but it's a

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chemistry Set

The Agrarian Society basically bottled what would happen if

THC 18%
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🧪 Franken-Hybrid

Chemists Reserve

If Breaking Bad had a baby with a Christmas tree and that ba

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chemjack

Chemjack is what happens when Mother Chuckers decides your e

THC 20-25%
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🟣 50/50 Hybrid

Chemkaberry

GreenMan Organic Seeds spent 20+ years perfecting Chemkaberr

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chemkaine

Chemkaine is what happens when a fuel spill makes sweet love

THC 18%

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