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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chemlander

Chemlander is what happens when mad scientists decide to pla

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Chemlato 33

Imagine if a gas station bathroom and a boutique gelato shop

THC 20-27%
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⚗️ Gas & Gelato Hybrid

Chemlatto

Imagine if a 90s diesel truck crashed into a boutique gelato

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chemlatto 33

Chemlatto 33 is what happens when a mad scientist gets bored

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Command Center

Chemmando

Chemmando is the strain that marches into your living room,

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

Chemmental

Chemmental is what happens when Nation of Kamas lets indica

THC 18-25%
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🧪 Franken-Hybrid

Chemmo

Meet Chemmo, the strain that proves Gas Reaper Genetics has

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock in a Tux

Chemmoseuir

Chemmoseuir is what happens when mad scientists decide a str

THC 18-24%
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⚗️ 60/40 Hybrid

Chemmunication Breakdown

When Thunderfudge's lab nerds couldn't decide between couch-

THC 21%
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⚗️ Ruderalis-Riddled Hybrid

Chemmunity Service

Night Owl Seeds basically played genetic Jenga with ruderali

THC 20-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Chemmy Gibbler

Named after everyone's favorite fictional TV trainwreck, Che

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Grape Soda

Chemmy Grape

Span Lion Genetics basically fermented a grape Jolly Rancher

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chemmy Jones

Meet Chemmy Jones, the strain that proves chemists can party

THC 20%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Chemmy Jones

Meet the strain that cross-bred diesel exhaust with a citrus

THC 15-25%
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🔮 60% Sativa Hybrid

Chemmy Lemmy by Crab Collective

Crab Collective whipped up this 60/40 sativa-leaning monster

THC 22%
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⚗️ Lab-Rat Hybrid

Chemmy Lemons

Imagine if a lemon Pledge factory exploded inside a tire sho

THC 20%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Chemmy Powers

Meet the strain that treats your grow tent like a Formula 1

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chemnesia

Chemnesia is the strain equivalent of your browser history g

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Chemo by Jordan of the Islands

This 1970s Canadian classic was literally bred for chemo pat

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chemo Kush

Chemo Kush is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 18%
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🔬 Franken-Hybrid

Chemo Worx

Imagine if a mad scientist bred weed to impress other mad sc

THC 18-25%
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🔶 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Chemo X Jack Herer

Imagine if your nerdiest history professor and your chill ch

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Chemodo Breath

Chemodo Breath is Mycotek’s love letter to anyone whose even

THC 20-28%
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🐲 Pure Sativa

Chemodo Dragon

Meet Chemodo Dragon—the strain that makes coffee look like c

THC 18%
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🐉 Indica (but with a sativa surprise roundhouse)

Chemodo Dragon

Chemodo Dragon sounds like a rejected Pokémon, but it's actu

THC 20-26%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Chemodo Dragon #9 BX

This lab-bred beast from Colorado Seed Inc. is basically esp

THC 23%
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🟡 Sativa

Chemon Tree

Imagine if a diesel truck and a citrus orchard had a baby th

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced 48/52 Hybrid

Chemonade

True Canna Genetics spent years breeding this 48/52 hybrid s

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Chemonade V2

True Canna Genetics spent two years breeding this 50/50 hybr

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lemonade

Chemonade V3

Imagine if Lemon Pledge and a weighted blanket had a baby wh

THC 18%
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🤹‍♂️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chemonchello

Chemonchello is True Canna Genetics’ attempt at cannabis Swi

THC 20-22%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Chempie by Ripper Seeds

Meet Chempie—the strain that makes you feel like you just dr

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chempie x Black Domina

Ripper Seeds basically asked, "What if we let a gym-rat sati

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Chemrock

Chemrock is Bedrock Genetics' love letter to everyone who th

THC 15-25%
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⚗️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

ChemRyder 91

Imagine if a Chem strain, a Ryder, and a 1991 dial-up modem

THC 18-20%
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⚰️ Pure Indica

Chems Corpse

Meet the strain that sounds like it crawled out of a Breakin

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Chems Sister

Meet the OG diva of the Chemdog dynasty—Chems Sister, the sa

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50 split)

Chemshishter

Chemshishter is what happens when mad scientists decide regu

THC 30-40%
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⚖️ Chem-Fueled Conspiracy

Chemspiracy

Backyard Boogie's small-batch mind-bender that tastes like d

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Locking Indica

Chemstar

Chemstar is what happens when Chemdog’s lost luggage from a

THC 18-27%
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⚖️ Hybrid (50/50 split personality)

Chemstomper X Durban Sherbet

Pagoda Seeds basically Frankensteined a fuel pump with an Or

THC 19-21%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

ChemTex

ChemTex is what happens when a chemistry set and a cannabis

THC 22-28%
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⚗️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

ChemTK by Goat and Monkey Seeds

ChemTK is the strain equivalent of a chemistry-lab explosion

THC 25%
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🚁 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

ChemTrail Queen

ChemTrail Queen is what happens when a boutique breeder asks

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Sprinkled Hybrid

ChemTrail Queen

ChemTrail Queen by Rinse’s Reserve is the cannabis equivalen

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Conspiracy Indica

ChemTrails

ITC Genetics just dropped the strain your weird uncle warned

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Government-Grade Indica

Chemtrails

The only Chemtrail conspiracy worth believing in. This Organ

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cuisine

Chemvalley Cooks

The strain that turns your living room into a Michelin-star

THC 18-24%

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