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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

ChemValley Cooks F2

ChemValley Cooks F2 is what happens when mad scientists deci

THC 22%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Franken-Kush

Chemwreck Kush

Chemwreck Kush is what happens when you let mad scientists p

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Chemzilla By Basement Chuckers

Chemzilla is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket lac

THC 22-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Sleep Grenade

Chemzilla Grape

Chemzilla Grape is what happens when grape Kool-Aid signs a

THC 22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

ChemZu

ChemZu is what happens when mad scientists ditch the beakers

THC 25%

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⚫ Pure Indica (with identity issues)

Chemzulu by Basement Chuckers

Chemzulu sounds like a rejected Marvel villain, but it’s act

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic Indica

Chere

Chere is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket—except

THC 18%

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🍒 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Cheri Patty

Cheri Patty is the strain equivalent of sneaking a second sl

THC 15-25%

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🍰 Dessert-Hybrid

Cherimisu

Cherimisu is the bougie love child of a pastry chef and a fr

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Boutique Couch-Punch

Cherimoya Weed

Named after a fruit most people only know from Whole Foods,

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica (with identity issues)

Cherlato 21

Cherlato 21 is what happens when breeders get so obsessed wi

THC 24-33%

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☢️ Sativa Meltdown

Chernobyl

SubCool’s Chernobyl is the sativa that hits like a radioacti

THC 15-20%

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⚡ Sativa-leaning hybrid

Chernobyl

Named after a nuclear disaster because subtlety is for loser

THC 18-21%

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⚛️ Radioactive Hybrid

Chernobyl

Named after history's worst nuclear disaster because nothing

THC 18%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Chernobyl by Landrace Bureau

Named after a nuclear meltdown because nothing says "safe da

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Low-Octane Sativa

Chernobyl CBD

Meet Chernobyl CBD—the strain that lets you taste the nuclea

THC 5-9%

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☢️ Sativa Meltdown

Chernobyl F2

SubCool’s ‘oops-all-sativa’ love child that turns your brain

THC 18%

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☢️ Sativa Meltdown

Chernobyl S1

SubCool’s Chernobyl S1 is the sativa equivalent of chugging

THC 18-24%

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☢️ Sativa Meltdown

Chernobyl Slymar Cut S1

Named after a nuclear disaster because your brain is about t

THC 30-40%

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⚗️ Sativa-leaning Franken-hybrid

Chernobyl X Afghanibubbleberry

Imagine if a radioactive lime had a three-way with a hash br

THC 15-25%

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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Cherokee Beach

Cherokee Beach is the strain equivalent of a hammock strung

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa

Cherokee Lane

Meet Cherokee Lane, the strain that makes you question why y

THC 18%

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🍒 50/50 Hybrid

Cherried Alive

Cherried Alive is what happens when Strait A Genetics decide

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Indica

Cherries

Cherries is the strain equivalent of finding a rogue Jolly R

THC 15-25%

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🍒 50/50 Hybrid

Cherries 21

Cherries 21 is what happens when a cherry orchard and a PhD

THC 18%

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🍒🫐 Hybrid Vibes

Cherries Berries Funk V1

Imagine someone blended a cherry slushy with moldy blueberri

THC 18-24%

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🍒🫐 Hybrid That Forgot to Pick a Side

Cherries Berries Funk V2

Imagine a smoothie that got high, stared in the mirror, and

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cherries for Dinner

Turpene Time basically weaponized cherry pie and called it w

THC 24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cherries in a Jiffy

Strait A Genetics basically speed-ran a cherry pie into weed

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

Cherries Jubilee

If Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate, this would be

THC 20%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cherry Pie

Cherries Jubilee

Imagine flambéed cherries set your brain on fire, then tucke

THC 16-20%

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🍒🍈 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Cherries Limes

Imagine a cherry limeade that got possessed by a mischievous

THC 16-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cherries N Cream by Olympic Seeds

Olympic Seeds basically took a cherry pie, soaked it in vani

THC 18-25%

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🔴 Indica (but with commitment issues)

CherrieZ by Dankensteins Lab

CherrieZ is what happens when mad scientists decide fruit sa

THC 20%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

Cherrillicious

Happy Dreams Genetics basically weaponized a fruit pie. Cher

THC 22-28%

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🍒60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cherrizozki

Cherrizozki is what happens when mad scientists trap a cherr

THC 18%

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🍒 Indica

Cherry

Cherry is less a strain and more a lifestyle choice for peop

THC 18-23%

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🔴 Balanced Hybrid

Cherry 18

Cherry 18 is Crockett Family Farms’ polite reminder that 18%

THC 18%

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🍒 Sativa-Forward Dessert Disaster

Cherry 41

Cherry 41 is what happens when Gelato #41 and Cherry Pie hav

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Cherry 7up

Imagine someone carbonated your grandma’s cherry pie, then d

THC 18%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Cherry Abducktion

Red Scare Seed Company's Cherry Abducktion is the strain equ

THC 22%

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🔴 Candy-Aisle Hybrid

Cherry Airhead

The strain that answers the age-old question: 'What if my ch

THC 22-30%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cherry AK 47 X Jungle Cake

Seed Junky Genetics basically asked, “What if we weaponized

THC 18%

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🍒 Corporate Cherry Hybrid

Cherry AK Cresco

Imagine AK-47 went to therapy, discovered mindfulness, and n

THC 15-25%

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🍒 Sativa

Cherry AK F4

Meet Cherry AK F4, the overachieving sativa that went to fou

THC 24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Cherry AK x Blueberry Syrup

Imagine IHOP and a dispensary had a baby—then that baby punc

THC 18%

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⚖️ Perfect 50/50 Split Hybrid

Cherry Ak X Skycuddler Double Kush F3

Freeborn Selections spent 10+ years breeding this mouthful j

THC 18%

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🍒🥬 50/50 Hybrid

Cherry AK-47 x Kush Mints #11

Seed Junky Genetics basically made a strain that looks like

THC 18-24%