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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Cherry Bubba Kush

Riot Seeds took 25 years of legendary Bubba Kush, slapped a

THC 18%

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🔴 Pure Couchlock Indica

Cherry Bubble Gum

Moscaseeds took classic bubble gum, dunked it in cherry Kool

THC 18%

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🔴 Sativa

Cherry Bubblegum

Imagine Willy Wonka got into weed and said, "Let’s make this

THC 19-21%

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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Cherry Buckeye

Meet Cherry Buckeye—the strain that sounds like a Midwest de

THC 18-25%

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🍒 Auto-Hybrid (AKA Couch-Lock on Cruise Control)

Cherry Bud Automatic

Imagine a cherry pie that learned to drive stick—Cherry Bud

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Culinary Conspiracy

Cherry Burger

Imagine a drive-thru where the milkshake and the patty share

THC 15-25%

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🍒🍔 50/50 Hybrid

Cherry Burger

Imagine if a cherry pie and a greasy cheeseburger had a one-

THC 22%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Happy Meal)

Cherry Burger

Imagine if Five Guys and a fruit stand had a baby, then fed

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

Cherry Burger Sinse

Imagine inhaling a cherry pie that just got rear-ended by a

THC 18-23%

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🍒 Cherry-Poppin' Hybrid

Cherry Burst

Cherry Burst is what happens when breeders weaponized fruit

THC 22-30%

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🔴 Cherry Bomb Hybrid

Cherry Busey

Imagine if a cherry Pop-Tart and a lumberjack had a baby, th

THC 24%

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🍒🧈 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Cherry Butta

Cherry Butta is the strain equivalent of eating cherry pie f

THC 27%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cruiser

Cherry Cadillac

Cherry Cadillac is the bougie lovechild of Cadillac Rainbow

THC 18-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cake

Cherry Cake

Imagine sinking your teeth into a cherry pie and immediately

THC 18%

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🍒 Hybrid That Tastes Like Someone Dumped Cherry Pie on a Wedding

Cherry Cake

Cherry Cake is the strain equivalent of showing up to a potl

THC 15-25%

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🍒 Balanced Hybrid

Cherry Candy

Cherry Candy is what happens when 808 Genetics decides Willy

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cherry Cane

Cherry Cane is Strait A Genetics' attempt to make a hybrid t

THC 18%

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🍷 Full-Bodied Indica

Cherry Chardonnay

This Valley Exclusives creation is what happens when Napa Va

THC 22%

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🔴 Couch-Locking Cherry Pie

Cherry Cheese

Imagine if a cheese plate and a cherry tart got drunk, hooke

THC 18-23%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cheesecake

Cherry Cheesecake

Imagine inhaling a slice of Black Forest cheesecake and then

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cheesecake

Cherry Cheesecake

Imagine if Marie Callender got paranoid and bred weed instea

THC 20-25%

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🍒 Hybrid

Cherry Cheesecake

Cherry Cheesecake is what happens when breeders binge-watch

THC 18-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Dessert

Cherry Cheesecake 33

This is what happens when a pastry chef gets high and decide

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Supreme

Cherry Cheesecake F2

Lit Farms’ second stab at cheesecake is less Junior’s, more

THC 20-28%

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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

Cherry Cheesecake Fritter

Imagine if a cherry danish got blackout drunk and decided it

THC 22%

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🔴 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Cherry Chem

Cherry Chem is what happens when a mad scientist huffs cherr

THC 20-27%

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🍒 Balanced Hybrid

Cherry Chew

Cherry Chew is what happens when breeders binge-watch Great

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid with Identity Issues

Cherry Chimera

Cherry Chimera is what happens when a fruit salad and a scie

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion (85% Indica)

Cherry Choc Kush

Imagine your grandma's cherry cordials got freaky with a Her

THC 20-26%

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🍒🍫 Hybrid

Cherry Chocolate Meds

Imagine if a chocolate fountain and a cherry orchard had a o

THC 22%

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🍒🍫 Balanced Hybrid

Cherry Chocolate Widow

Imagine Willy Wonka and a cherry tree got baked and decided

THC 20-25%

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🔴 Indica

Cherry Chocolate Widow

Imagine if a chocolate-covered cherry and White Widow had a

THC 18-26%

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🍒 Sativa

Cherry Choke

Cherry Choke is the 18% THC sativa that tricks you into thin

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

Cherry Cindy

Cherry Cindy is Moscaseeds' love letter to naps, nostalgia,

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Cherry Clifton

Meet Cherry Clifton: the indica that makes yoga instructors

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cherry Clouds

Imagine if Luden's cough drops grew on a plant and then got

THC 18%

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🔴 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Cherry Cobbler

Cherry Cobbler is what happens when someone asks, "What if a

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

Cherry Cobbler by Clone Onlys

Clone Onlys basically baked a fruit pie and forgot to take i

THC 18%

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⚪ Micro-Dose Hybrid

Cherry Cola

Imagine someone carbonated your childhood and then forgot th

THC 5%

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🥤 Speed-Run Hybrid

Cherry Cola Auto

Cherry Cola Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a vending-mac

THC 18%

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🍒 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Fruit Salad with a Right Hook')

Cherry Concussion

Cherry Concussion is Relentless Genetics’ reminder that "hyb

THC 20-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Champion

Cherry Cookie Breath

Imagine if a cherry pie and a snickerdoodle had a baby, then

THC 20-25%

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🍒 Sativa (with identity crisis)

Cherry Cookie Cake

Imagine hot-boxing a Mrs. Fields while riding a sugar high—t

THC 20-27%

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🍒 Sativa Rocket Fuel

Cherry Cookie Haze

Imagine your grandma's cherry pie decided to become an overa

THC 22%

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🔮 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Cherry Cookies

Imagine your favorite childhood cookie jar decided to unioni

THC 18%

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🍒 Indica-Heavy Hybrid

Cherry Cookies

Meet Cherry Cookies: the strain that tricks you into thinkin

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cookies

Cherry Cookies

Imagine eating a cherry turnover in a beanbag chair that’s s

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Cherry Cookies

If a cherry pie and a bottle of NyQuil had a baby, it’d be C

THC 20-25%