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🔴 Sativa-Dominant Firecracker

Cherry AK47

Imagine if a cherry pie joined the NRA—this is the result. C

THC 15-25%

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🔫 Cherry-Bombed Hybrid

Cherry AK47 F3

Imagine AK-47 went on a Tinder date with a cherry pie and fo

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

Cherry AK47 X Cherry Pie

Imagine if a Hostess cherry pie and a Russian assault rifle

THC 18-24%

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👽 Purple Couch Glue

Cherry Alien Auto

Meet the strain that proves extraterrestrials have better we

THC 18-23%

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👾 Indica

Cherry Alien IX

Cherry Alien IX is what happens when Pacific NW Roots asks,

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commando

Cherry Alien OG

Mr. Grow Guy’s love child of Alien OG and a cherry Pop-Tart.

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cherry Alien OG

Imagine if a cherry pie and a diesel truck had a baby, and t

THC 18-27%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch's Best Friend)

Cherry Amaretto

Imagine maraschino cherries got drunk on amaretto, then pass

THC 20%

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🍒 Indica (a.k.a. the Nap Time Cherry Bomb)

Cherry Amour Cherry Khandhar F3 Fx Cobbler F5

Imagine your granny’s cherry cobbler got freaky with a Kanda

THC 15-25%

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🍒 Pure Indica

Cherry As Fuck by Tiki Madman

The strain that sounds like your ex's group chat nickname, C

THC 20%

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🍒 Stealth Hybrid

Cherry Assassin

Bred by the cannabis witness-protection program known only a

THC 18%

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🔴 50/50 Hybrid

Cherry Ave

Cherry Ave is what happens when Envy Genetics decides to wea

THC 20%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Cherry Ave by Roots 64 Gardens

Cherry Ave is the strain you reach for when your plans inclu

THC 18-24%

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🍒 60/40 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Cherry Ayahuasca

Red Scare Seed Company's attempt to bottle a shamanic experi

THC 18%

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🔴 Indica

Cherry Bacio

Sensi Seeds took cherry pie nostalgia, injected it with Gela

THC 18-24%

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🍒 Couch-Lock Royalty

Cherry Bacio

Meet Cherry Bacio—the strain so secretive its parents are li

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Light

Cherry Banana

The strain that proves you don’t need 30% THC to melt into y

THC 8-9%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Cherry Banana Auto

The love-child of a cherry lollipop and a banana peel that g

THC 18%

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🍌 Sativa with OG Swagger

Cherry Banana OG

Cherry Banana OG is the strain your plug swears is “dropping

THC 15-25%

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🍒💥 Hybrid Grenade

Cherry Bang Bang

Meet Cherry Bang Bang—the strain that sounds like a stripper

THC 17-22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

Cherry Berry

Imagine a cherry pie that got possessed by a sleep demon—tha

THC 18-22%

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🍒 Balanced Hybrid

Cherry Berry

Imagine a fruit salad that got possessed by a gym teacher—Ch

THC 22%

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🍒 Balanced Hybrid

Cherry Berry

Imagine a cherry pie that got roofied by a skunk—sweet, stic

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Cherry Berry Punch

Meet the strain that turns your living room into a VIP loung

THC 20%

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🍒 Balanced Hybrid with Commitment Issues

Cherry Bird

Cherry Bird is Red Scare's attempt at making a strain that p

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Missile

Cherry Blast

Cherry Blast is what happens when Willy Wonka and a gas stat

THC 28-32%

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🔴 Balanced Hybrid

Cherry Bliss

Cherry Bliss is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who s

THC 25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cherry Blossom

Meet the strain that looks like it came from a Pinterest wed

THC 15-20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cherry Blossom

Cherry Blossom is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 16-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cherry Blossom Kush

Swamp Boys Seeds turned a cherry orchard into a bong hit. Th

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Indica

Cherry Blossom Kush

Cherry Blossom Kush is the strain that answers the age-old q

THC 18-26%

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🍒 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Cherry Bomb

Cherry Bomb is Almighty Seeds' love letter to anyone who’s e

THC 18%

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💥 50/50 Hybrid

Cherry Bomb

Cherry Bomb is Barneys Farm’s love letter to anyone who’s ev

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cherry

Cherry Bomb

Cherry Bomb is what happens when Bomb Seeds decides your eve

THC 20%

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💣 60/40 Hybrid

Cherry Bomb

Named like a Michael Bay film but delivering more giggles th

THC 18-23%

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💣 Indica-Heavy Hybrid

Cherry Bomb

Cherry Bomb is the strain equivalent of that friend who show

THC 22%

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🍒 Hybrid (Sativa-Leaning, Explosive AF)

Cherry Bomb

Cherry Bomb is the strain that tricks you into thinking you'

THC 18-24%

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💣 Hybrid (Identity Crisis Edition)

Cherry Bomb

Meet Cherry Bomb, the strain with more personality disorders

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Indica

Cherry Bomb

Cherry Bomb is the strain equivalent of a 90s fruit snack wr

THC 17-22%

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🍒 Autoflowering Hybrid

Cherry Bomb Auto

Cherry Bomb Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave d

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cherry

Cherry Bomb Indica

Cherry Bomb Indica is Reefermans Seeds’ love letter to anyon

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cherry

Cherry Bomb Indica

Imagine cherry pie that roofies you. Scott Family Farms turn

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Comrade

Cherry Bonkers

Cherry Bonkers is Red Scare Seed Company's love letter to an

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Cherry Bonkers F2

Red Scare’s sequel nobody asked for but everybody needed—Che

THC 18-23%

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🍒 Hybrid That Won’t Blow Your Face Off

Cherry Brandy

Cherry Brandy is the strain equivalent of spiking your fruit

THC 16-21%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Cherry Breath

Cherry Breath is what happens when a genetics nerd with a sw

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Balanced Hybrid

Cherry Breath

Cherry Breath is the strain equivalent of that friend who sh

THC 21%

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🍒 Hybrid with a Minty Hair Dryer

Cherry Breeze

Cherry Breeze is the strain equivalent of a mall kiosk candl

THC 15-25%