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🔵 Couch-Lock University

Chem 101

Chem 101 is the only college course where the homework is "w

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chem 101 2.0

Meet Chem 101 2.0 – the strain that studied harder than you

THC 18%
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🧪 Sativa-Dominant Rocket Fuel

Chem 3D

Chem 3D is basically Adderall’s cooler cousin who rides a sk

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Fuel-Injected Hybrid

Chem 4

Meet Chem 4, the strain that smells like someone spilled pre

THC 20-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Chem 4 Auto

Chem 4 Auto is what happens when you teach Chemdawg #4 to us

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Chem 4 Auto

Chem 4 Auto is what happens when you tell a legendary fuel b

THC 22%
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🔴 Certified Couch Magnet

Chem 4 DD

Meet Chem 4 DD, the strain that asks "what if a weighted bla

THC 18%
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⚗️ Hybrid That Huffs Paint Fumes

Chem 4 OG

Chem 4 OG is what happens when a mad scientist gets bored an

THC 25-30%
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🟢 Hybrid

Chem 4 OG

Chem 4 OG is what happens when The Cali Connection decides t

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Chem 4 OG

Chem 4 OG is what happens when Chemdawg #4 and OG Kush have

THC 20-26%
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🔮 Indica

Chem 4 X Lemon Larry F2

Imagine if a diesel truck crashed into a citrus grove and th

THC 25%
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⚗️ Franken-hybrid

Chem 4 x OTM 1

Moscaseeds basically played cannabis Mad Libs and accidental

THC 18-22%
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☀️ Pure Sativa

Chem 541

Massive Seeds spent five years breeding this 85% sativa rock

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chem 541 2.0

Chem 541 2.0 is Massive Seeds' attempt at creating the canna

THC 18%
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⚫ Gas-Leaking Indica

Chem 91

Meet Chem 91—the strain that still parties like it's 1991 an

THC 25%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Assisted Hybrid

Chem 91 Auto

Chem 91 Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinne

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Chem 91 Bx

Meet Chem 91 Bx, the indica that makes your couch feel like

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chem 91 BX

Chem 91 BX is Top Dawg Seeds’ answer to the question “What i

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Chem 91 IX

Chem 91 IX is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket—

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chem 91 SK VA

Chem 91 SK VA is what happens when California breeders decid

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Chem 91 Skunk VA

If a skunk ate gasoline-flavored candy then passed out on yo

THC 15%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Chem 91 x Blueberry Syrup

Imagine if a diesel truck crashed into IHOP and someone bott

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Chem 91 x Laos

Chem 91 x Laos is what happens when a New York chem lab snea

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Chem 91 x Skunkdog BX1

Matchmaker Genetics basically weaponized roadkill and chemis

THC 20%
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⚗️ Hybrid

Chem 91 x Super Skunk

Imagine if a gas station and a skunk's armpit had a baby, th

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Chem 91 x Talk of Kabul

Bodhi Seeds took a chemical freight train, married it to a h

THC 30-38%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chem A91

Meet Chem A91, the strain that smells like your high-school

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Chem Berry

Imagine your favorite childhood berry smoothie got rear-ende

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Sativa Slap

Chem Berry D

Chem Berry D is what happens when Dark Horse Genetics asks,

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Straight-Up Indica

Chem Berry OG

Chem Berry OG is what happens when OG Kush gets drunk at a f

THC 20-24%
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🔵 Indica (Chem Family’s Chill Cousin)

Chem Beyond Diesel CBD

Meet the only Chem that won’t have you calling your ex at 3

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chem Blazzin

Chem Blazzin is what happens when Cookies genetics and a can

THC 17-20%
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⚗️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Chem Bomb Auto

Chem Bomb Auto is Humboldt Seed Org’s attempt to weaponize r

THC 18%
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⚖️ 60/40 Hybrid (Indica Leads, Sativa Follows)

Chem Brand

Chem Brand is what happens when breeders lock themselves in

THC 19-22%
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⚗️ Chem-Fueled Hybrid

Chem Brand

Chem Brand is what happens when Lucky Dog Seed Co. decides y

THC 25%
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⚗️ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Chem Breath

Chem Breath is what happens when mad scientists decide to we

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Chem Breath

Chem Breath is what happens when a 90s rave fuel leak collid

THC 25-30%
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🟣 50/50 Hybrid

Chem Brulee

Chem Brulee is what happens when a mad scientist raids a Par

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Auto

Chem Brulee

Chem Brulee is what happens when a Chemdog and a pastry chef

THC 15-25%
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🍯 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Chem Brulee

Chem Brulee is what happens when a diesel truck crashes into

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Crème Brûlée

Chem Brûlée Autoflower

Imagine if a gas-station Sour Diesel banged a French pastry

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Chem Butter Weed

Chem Butter is what happens when Chemdawg gets ghosted by a

THC 15-25%
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🍰 Indica-Dominant Dessert Tank

Chem Cake

Chem Cake is what happens when Chemdawg crashes a wedding ca

THC 20%
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⚗️ Hybrid Frankencake

Chem Cake

Chem Cake is what happens when a chemist and a pastry chef g

THC 20-28%
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⚗️ Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Chem Candy

Chem Candy is what happens when Night Owl Seeds lets ruderal

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Chem Cat 3

Chem Cat 3 is Span Lion Genetics’ love letter to anyone who

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Chem Chillz

Chem Chillz is what happens when a mad scientist gets bored

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chem Chillz

Chem Chillz is what happens when Chemdog’s diesel fumes take

THC 22-28%

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