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🧀 Hybrid Snack-Trap

Cheese Puffs

The strain that finally answers, "What if Frito-Lay bred wee

THC 15-25%
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🧀 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Cheese Quake

Cheese Quake is what happens when a wheel of aged cheddar an

THC 17%
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🧀 Hybrid (aka 'The Dairy Section')

Cheese Surprise

Imagine someone blended sharp cheddar with a tropical smooth

THC 16-18%
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🧀 Sativa-Dominant Indica (Don’t Ask How)

Cheese Tease

Kaliman Seeds named this one “Cheese Tease” because it smell

THC 18%
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🧀 Indica-Dominant Funk Bomb

Cheese Whiz

The lovechild of a 1980s UK skunk party and modern gas genet

THC 15-25%
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🧀 Hybrid Funkadelic

Cheese Wiz

Imagine if a wedge of aged cheddar got cross-faded with a ba

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cheese Wiz Modern Flower

Imagine someone blended a wheel of cheddar with Lemon Pledge

THC 20-23%
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🧀 Sativa Train-Wreck

Cheese Wreck

Imagine if a wheel of gorgonzola got run over by a tropical

THC 18%
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🧀🔥 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Cheese Wreck

Imagine the offspring of a proper British Stilton and a NorC

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Straight Indica

Cheese X Cali Orange Bud

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar took a gap year in Califo

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Cheese x Critical

Imagine if a wheel of cheddar and a Red Bull had a baby, and

THC 10-20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cheese X Haze

Imagine if a wheel of Gouda got drunk on energy drinks and d

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica

Cheese X Purple Punch

Imagine if a wheel of funky cheddar got drunk on grape Kool-

THC 20%
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🧀 Stinky Indica

Cheese x SCBDx

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got high on its own suppl

THC 18-22%
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🧀⚡ Hybrid

Cheese x ZBX

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar did yoga with a lime wedg

THC 18-22%
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🧀 Sativa Auto-Flower

Cheese XL Auto

Imagine if a wheel of sharp cheddar learned to sprint. Chees

THC 18%
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🧀 Couch-Lock Coma Indica

Cheese XXL Autoflowering

Imagine a wheel of cheddar got drunk, joined a biker gang, a

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica

Cheese+

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got drunk and decided to

THC 18%
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🟣 70% Indica Couch-Lock Specialist

Cheese+ by Pepita Seeds

Imagine a wheel of funky cheddar got high on its own supply

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cheeseberry

Imagine a cheese plate and a fruit salad had a baby that got

THC 18%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Cheeseberry

Imagine if Blueberry muffins and gym socks had a baby—then t

THC 24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cheeseberry Haze

The strain that answers the age-old question: 'What if a cha

THC 24-26%
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🧀 Couch-Lock Cheddar

Cheeseboy

Meet Cheeseboy, the strain that answers the question 'What i

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cheeseboy F3

Cannaseur Seedbank basically took OG Cheese, gave it three g

THC 18%
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🍔 Balanced Hybrid

Cheeseburger

Imagine if Five Guys got jealous of your grow tent and manif

THC 16-22%
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🍔 Savory Hybrid

Cheeseburger

Imagine if Five Guys, a skunk, and a wheel of blue cheese ha

THC 27%
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🧀 Sativa Dessert

Cheesecake

Cheesecake by Green Devil Genetics is what happens when bree

THC 21%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Confection

Cheesecake

Cheesecake is the indica that turns your evening into a chee

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Dessert

Cheesecake

Imagine if cheesecake could file taxes and had commitment is

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Cheesecake OG

Cheesecake OG is what happens when your cheesecake walks int

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Cheesedom

Cheesedom is the indica that Freedom of Seeds unleashed when

THC 18%
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🧀 Couch-Lock Cheddar

Cheesel

Imagine if a wheel of Parmesan and a sleeping pill had a bab

THC 18%
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🧀⛽️ Hybrid

Cheesel

Cheesel is what happens when British Cheese crashes into Ame

THC 15-25%
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🟪 Hybrid (40% Indica, 30% Sativa, 30% Ruderalis)

CheeseRyder

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got drunk on power and cr

THC 20%
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🟣 Mostly-Indica Couch Magnet

Cheesesteak

Cheesesteak is what happens when a boutique breeder decides

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cheesetastic Sherbet

Imagine if a French fromagerie and a 90s ice-cream truck col

THC 18-22%
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🧀 Pure Indica

Cheesetral

Cheesetral is what happens when breeders ask "What if weed t

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa Dominant

Cheesewreck

Imagine if a wheel of aged English cheddar rear-ended a frei

THC 22%
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🧀 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Cheesewreck

Imagine if a wheel of Stilton and a runaway freight train ha

THC 17-22%
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🧀 Sativa

Cheesey Jones

Meet Cheesey Jones, the sativa that smells like your gym soc

THC 20%
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🟢 55/45 Indica-Sativa Hybrid

Cheesey O'Grass

Imagine if your college roommate spilled bong water on a wed

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Cheesey Zkittlez

Imagine if a UK cheese monger hotboxed a Willy Wonka truck—t

THC 15-25%
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🌈 Hybrid (60% indica / 40% sativa)

Cheesey Zkittlez

Imagine a cheese board and a bag of Skittles had a one-night

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cheeskaberry

Cheeskaberry is what happens when Venus Genetics asks, "What

THC 18-24%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Cheestar 99

Cheestar 99 is Shaman Genetics’ answer to the eternal stoner

THC 15-25%
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🧀 Indica (a.k.a. The Dairy Queen)

Cheesus

Meet Cheesus, the strain that turns your lungs into a charcu

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Cheesy Amethyst

Imagine your favorite cheddar had a torrid affair with a gra

THC 20%
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🧀 Hybrid Auto

Cheesy Auto

Philosopher Seeds basically weaponized Wisconsin and put it

THC 15%

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