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🟢 Pure Swiss Sativa

Chewing

Chewing is what happens when Swiss lab coats decide Bubble Y

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Chewy Gooey Cookies

Imagine if the Keebler Elves unionized, hot-boxed the treeho

THC 18%
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🍬 Hybrid That Tastes Like Dessert

Chewy Runtz

Imagine Willy Wonka got into the cannabis game and said "let

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chex

Chex is what happens when Seattle Chronic Seeds spends 18 mo

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hawaiian Hybrid

Chi Boom

Chi Boom is what happens when Hawaiian breeders spend five y

THC 18-25%
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🔆 Sativa Slap-in-the-Face

Chi Chi

Bred by Kickflip Genetics for people who think Red Bull is a

THC 20-30%
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⚖️ Balanced 60/40 Hybrid

Chi-Chi's

Dominion Seed’s Chi-Chi’s is that polite 18% THC hybrid that

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Chiang Mai Haze

This strain is basically if a Bangkok street market got high

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Chiara Kush

South Bay Genetics' Chiara Kush is the cannabis equivalent o

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chiba Chiba

Meet Chiba Chiba, the strain that spent a decade in R&D so y

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55/45 split)

Chic FaLay

The Bakery Genetics spent 18 months and probably several exi

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cruiser

Chic Lit Auto

Twenty 20 Genetics took every sleep-deprived book-club mom's

THC 18-20%
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🔵 Windy-City Sativa

Chicago Blue Dream

Meet the Midwest’s most polite overachiever: a Blue Dream cu

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Nap In A Jar)

Chicago Fire

Seed Canary named this one after the Windy City because it’l

THC 18-25%
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🟢 Hybrid Fermented Fun

Chicha

Named after a South American corn beer, Chicha is what happe

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Chicha

Meet Chicha, the strain that spent more time in R&D than you

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chicharrón by Slide Grows

Chicharrón is what happens when breeders name weed after por

THC 18-22%
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🐓 Sativa

Chick Magnet

Named by someone who clearly hasn't been to a dive bar latel

THC 18%
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🍰 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Chick Magnet

Named by a marketing bro who thought "personality" and "terp

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Chickasaw Cooler

Greenpoint's Chickasaw Cooler is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 18%
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🍋 Hybrid

Chickasaw Cooler

Think of Chickasaw Cooler as the craft beer of weed: small-b

THC 22%
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🍗🧇 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Chicken And Waffle

Imagine Sunday brunch and a nap had a baby that got you high

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Chicken And Waffles

Imagine if your Sunday brunch got baked and then baked you.

THC 26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Comfort Food

Chicken N Wafflez

Humboldt Seed Company took the two best parts of Sunday morn

THC 23-25%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Chicken Waffles

Chicken Waffles is what happens when a strain names itself a

THC 27-29%
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🔮 Old-School Indica

Chicle

Meet Chicle, the strain that proves your grandpa’s weed coul

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chico by WetCoast Genetics

Chico is the strain equivalent of a life coach who actually

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Certified Couch Commander

Chief Haha

Chief Haha is what happens when backyard breeders weaponize

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chief Hosa

Meet Chief Hosa, the strain that took Cannarado Genetics 200

THC 18%
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🟣 OG Power Nap in a Jar

Chief Og Big Chief

Chief OG is what happens when California branding teams disc

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Heritage Hybrid

Chief Rocka

The strain your cool uncle swears he smoked at Woodstock, Ch

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chief Tecumseh

Chief Tecumseh by Papermaker Genetix is the diplomatic hybri

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa

Chiesel

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar hot-wired a semi truck an

THC 18%
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🟡 Sativa-Dominant Cheese Bomb

Chiesel

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar got run over by a grape-f

THC 18-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Chiesel

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar and a jerry-can of grapef

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Chiesel Automatic

Imagine if a wheel of aged cheddar made sweet love to a gas

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chihuahuah

Named after the tiny dog that thinks it's a wolf, Chihuahuah

THC 20%
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🟢 Mystery Meat Hybrid

Chihuapei

Chihuapei is the cannabis equivalent of a speakeasy password

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Sativa Grenade

Chika Bomb

Named like a rejected anime attack move, Chika Bomb detonate

THC 22-24%
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⚫ Indica (with a passport full of stamps)

Chikara

Imagine a strain engineered by sci-fi monks who got bored of

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chilake by Boston Bob

Boston Bob’s legacy nug—Chilake—hits like a Red Sox grand sl

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 55/45 Balanced Hybrid

Chilake x Double Dalai by Bipolarbear420

This 55/45 hybrid by Bipolarbear420 is what happens when a c

THC 21%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chilato

Meet Chilato: the strain that spent a decade in R&D so you c

THC 18%
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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-Sativa Split

Chilavender by Boston Bob

Boston Bob spent years breeding this 55/45 hybrid like it wa

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Childs Breath

Meet Childs Breath, the strain that sounds like a yoga class

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chile Azul

Chile Azul is the strain that looks like it got into a fight

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Spicy Couch Companion

Chile Verde

Imagine if your abuela’s secret salsa got you absolutely toa

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Couch-Lock Chili Pepper

Chile Verde OG

Meet the strain that smells like your abuela's secret salsa

THC 18%

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