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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chinar

Chinar is what happens when mad scientists lock themselves i

THC 21-24%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Chinatown Hustle

Chinatown Hustle is the strain equivalent of that mysterious

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Translation: Won’t glue you to couch or launch you to Mars)

Chingon

Named after the Spanish word for “total badass,” Chingon is

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Sativa Powerhouse

Chingona

Chingona is the Spanish word for 'badass,' and this sativa l

THC 20-23%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Indica

Chingona by Atlas Seed

Meet Chingona—the strain that treats your nervous system lik

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Rocket-Fuel Sativa

Chinook Haze

Meet Chinook Haze, the strain that turns your to-do list int

THC 18-22%
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🔲 Balanced Hybrid

Chips Deluxe

Named after the snack you’ll demolish while on it, Chips Del

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Banana-Split Hybrid

Chiquita Banana

Chiquita Banana is what happens when a banana smoothie and a

THC 26%
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🍌 Hybrid Banana Bomb

Chiquita Banana

Imagine smoking a smoothie made from overripe bananas and pu

THC 26%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Chiquita Banana

Philosopher Seeds basically weaponized a smoothie and called

THC 26%
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🍌 THC Powerhouse Hybrid

Chiquita Banana

Imagine your childhood banana split suddenly grew up, hit th

THC 26%
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🍌 Indica-Dominant Dessert OG

Chiquita Banana

Named after the fruit that bruises if you look at it wrong,

THC 20-26%
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🍌 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Chiquita Banana Auto

This 26% THC autoflower is what happens when Willy Wonka get

THC 26%
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🔶 50/50 Hybrid

Chiquita Banana Bread

Imagine banana bread that got high on its own supply and dec

THC 18-24%
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🍌 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Chiquita Banana C Banana

Imagine sipping a banana smoothie while being drop-kicked by

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Chiquita Banana S1

Meet the strain that smells like a tropical vacation but par

THC 18%
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🍌🥭 Balanced Hybrid

Chiquita Guava

Imagine smoking a fruit salad that went to private school. C

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Banana-Split Hybrid

Chiquita Milkshake

Philosopher Seeds basically liquefied a banana split and wea

THC 22-26%
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🍌 Micro-dose Sativa

Chiquita Sunrise

Meet the strain that parties like it’s 1977 and potency caps

THC 5%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Chirimoya

Chirimoya is the lovechild of Barba Seeds' mad scientists wh

THC 18-24%
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🍇 Couch-Lock Commander

Chirimoya

Chirimoya looks like a dessert and smokes like a lullaby wri

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chirinana

Chirinana is the strain equivalent of a Gemini: half hype-be

THC 18%
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🦇 Balanced Hybrid (55/45 sativa/indica)

Chiroptera Kush

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected Batman villain b

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chispitika OG

Therapy Seeds basically weaponized relaxation. Chispitika OG

THC 18-24%
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🌈 Award-Winning Hybrid

Chita Chew

The strain that made Colorado budtenders actually agree on s

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chitapon Green

Bean Drop Genetics' Chitapon Green is what happens when bree

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Chitral

Chitral is what happens when Pakistani mountain weed takes a

THC 12%
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❄️ Balanced Frost Monster Hybrid

Chitral Frost

Chitral Frost is what happens when Pakistan Kush has a one-n

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Legend

Chitral Hero

Chitral Hero is what happens when Pakistani mountain weed hi

THC 15-20%
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🔴 Classic Indica

Chitral Lights

Born from Canadian breeders who apparently had nothing bette

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Chitral Mass

Chitral Mass is Aficionado Seed Bank’s love letter to everyo

THC 18%
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🔶 Mountain-Citrus Mash-Up

Chitral Orange

Chitral Orange is what happens when a Pakistani hash plant g

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Chitral Precious Treasure

Meet the bougie love-child of Pakistani hash plants and Ozar

THC 20%
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🤓 Heritage Hybrid

Chitral SOP

Meet the strain so old-school it probably remembers dial-up.

THC 12%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Chitral Valley

This ancient mountain hermit of a strain hails from Pakistan

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 55/45 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Chitral-Tuguegaro Filipino Hybrid

Imagine your brain putting on a coconut bra and doing yoga o

THC 18%
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🟣 Stone-Age Indica

Chitrali

Meet Chitrali, the Himalayan freight train that forgot to st

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Chitrali 1

Meet Chitrali 1: the strain that took 15 generations of sele

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica Time-Traveler

Chitrali Hindu Kush x Baghlan Hindu Kush

Tonglen Song basically bottled the Hindu Kush mountains and

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Chitrally

Chitrally is BioQueen’s love letter to anyone who’s ever wan

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Hybrid (Skunk-Citrus Curveball)

Chivo

Meet Chivo—Spanish for "goat"—a 20% THC hybrid that hits lik

THC 20%
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☀️ Straight Sativa

Chizpa

Chizpa is basically espresso that got lost in a grow tent an

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfect 50/50 Split

Chlemontree

Meet Chlemontree, the strain that took three years, ten gene

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chloe Simone

Meet Chloe Simone—The Bakery Genetics' attempt at making the

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

Choc and Cheese

Imagine if Willy Wonka and a French cheesemonger got high to

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Straight Sativa

Choc Lit Zulu

Happy Bird Seeds cranked the sativa dial to 11 and dunked it

THC 20%
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🟤 Couch-Lock Cocoa

Choc Matic

Meet Choc Matic, the strain that answers the age-old questio

THC 22%
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⚖️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Choco Automatic

Imagine if your favorite chocolate bar learned to grow itsel

THC 18-21%

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