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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chocolate Chip Muffins

The only muffin that'll get you baked instead of the other w

THC 15-25%
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🥞 Dessert Hybrid

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

The strain that answers the age-old question: "What if Sunda

THC 20-30%
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🥞 Hybrid Dessert Monster

Chocolate Chip Pancakes

Imagine if your grandma's secret pancake recipe got freaky w

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Confection

Chocolate Chip S1

Copycat Genetix basically Xeroxed a dessert and got you ston

THC 25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chocolate Chunk

Imagine Willy Wonka bred a strain with the Hulk—TH Seeds did

THC 25%
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🟤 Couch-Lock Classic

Chocolate Chunk

Amsterdam’s T.H.Seeds basically gift-wrapped a hash brick an

THC 16-21%
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🍫 Balanced Hybrid

Chocolate Chunky Munky F2

The Frost Brothers basically stuffed a chocolate bar into ca

THC 18-22%
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🍪 Hybrid (a.k.a. The Pantry Raid)

Chocolate Cookie

Imagine sneaking a cookie from the jar at 2 a.m., only to re

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Chocolate

Chocolate Cookies

The strain that convinced your grandma edibles were a good i

THC 15-25%
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🍫 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Chocolate Cookies

Imagine dunking a Thin Mint into a mocha latte, then immedia

THC 15-25%
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🍫 Purple Nug Nap

Chocolate Covered Strawberries

Imagine Valentine's Day chocolates got drunk, joined a biker

THC 20-25%
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🍫 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Chocolate Covered Strawberries

CCS is the strain that tricks you into thinking you're at a

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chocolate Cream

Imagine smoking a chocolate bar without the sugar crash. Cho

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa (aka 'Productivity in a Jar')

Chocolate Cream

Imagine Willy Wonka bred a strain instead of candy bars and

THC 18%
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🥐 Hybrid (with delusions of Parisian grandeur)

Chocolate Croissant

Chocolate Croissant is the strain for people who want their

THC 18-22%
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☕ Sativa

Chocolate Diesel

Imagine Hershey’s syrup and a jerrycan doing the tango in yo

THC 18%
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🔥 Sativa Slapstick

Chocolate Diesel

Imagine if a mocha latte and a diesel truck had a baby that

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chocolate Diesel

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing a semi truck—that’s Chocolate

THC 18-24%
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🟤 Hybrid

Chocolate Diesel

Imagine if your local barista started huffing racing fuel an

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa Overachiever

Chocolate Diesel

Imagine if Willy Wonka and a Formula-1 pit crew had a baby.

THC 27-29%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Chocolate Bar

Chocolate Diesel F4

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing a semi truck—that's Chocolate

THC 20-25%
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🍌🍫 Hybrid

Chocolate Dipped Bananas

Imagine Willy Wonka hotboxed a banana stand. This 15-25% THC

THC 15-25%
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🍌🍫 Balanced Hybrid

Chocolate Dipped Bananas

Imagine banana bread got drunk on chocolate liqueur and deci

THC 15-25%
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🍫 Hybrid (Blue Dream's sugar baby)

Chocolate Dream

Imagine Blue Dream got drunk on hot cocoa and made out with

THC 25-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cocoa

Chocolate Dreams

Love Genetics basically turned a mug of hot cocoa into a nug

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chocolate Drip

Imagine a chocolate fountain got high and decided to become

THC 24%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Chocolate Eclairs

Imagine if a Parisian pastry chef got locked in a grow room

THC 21-23%
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🍫 Couch-Lock Chocolate Bar

Chocolate Eruption

Imagine diving face-first into a fondue fountain and waking

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chocolate Fantasy by Riot Seeds

Imagine drowning your ex's mixtape in artisan hot cocoa—bitt

THC 18-23%
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🔥 Couch-Lock Cocoa

Chocolate Fire

Chocolate Fire is the edible equivalent of a lava cake that

THC 21%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Chocolate

Chocolate Flood

Chocolate Flood is the strain you reach for when you want to

THC 15-22%
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🍫 Sativa-Dominant Dessert

Chocolate Fondue

Imagine if Swiss Miss got a PhD in botany and decided to wea

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Chocolate Fondue

Imagine Willy Wonka’s factory collided with a French deli an

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chocolate Fortune Cookies

Meet the strain that literally tells your future: "You will

THC 18%
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🍫 Couch-Locking Indica

Chocolate Frosting

Imagine Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg collaborated on a strain

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cocoa

Chocolate Gelato

Imagine Ben & Jerry got possessed by a sleepy demon and turn

THC 18-22%
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🍫 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Chocolate Gelato

Chocolate Gelato is what happens when a cannabis plant goes

THC 27-30%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Chocolate Bar

Chocolate Glue

Imagine GG4 got drunk on Swiss Miss and decided to become a

THC 20%
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🍫 Hybrid (AKA Willy Wonka’s Gorilla)

Chocolate Glue

Imagine if a chocolate fountain and a diesel generator had a

THC 21-26%
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🟫 Couch-Lock King

Chocolate Gorilla OG

Imagine Willy Wonka and King Kong had a baby, then dipped it

THC 20%
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🔮 Indica (aka Couch Glue)

Chocolate Grape Diesel

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing a diesel truck—this boutique

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Chocolate Grilled Cheese

Imagine Willy Wonka and a stoner chef got high together and

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Pure Indica Sledgehammer

Chocolate Hammer OG

Imagine a Hershey's bar that bench-presses Buicks—this is th

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chocolate Hash Breath

Imagine Willy Wonka and a lumberjack had a baby and that bab

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cocoa

Chocolate Hashberry

Imagine your favorite fudge brownie got possessed by a berry

THC 14-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cocoa

Chocolate Hashberry

Imagine Nesquik and a blackberry got drunk at a reggae bar,

THC 20-23%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Chocolate Haze

Imagine Willy Wonka joined a reggae band and decided to weap

THC 25%
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🟡 Sativa

Chocolate Haze

Imagine a chocolate fountain at a rave—this is the strain ve

THC 18-24%

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