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☕ Sativa

Chocolate Haze

Meet Chocolate Haze, the strain that convinced your brain it

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Chocolate Haze

Chocolate Haze is the strain you smoke when you want your br

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Chocolate Haze

Chocolate Haze is what happens when a classic Haze strain go

THC 20%
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⚡ Sativa

Chocolate Haze

Meet Chocolate Haze, the strain that smells like a mocha had

THC 18-22%
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☕ Sativa

Chocolate Heaven

Imagine if your favorite dark chocolate bar got a PhD in ast

THC 18-24%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Chocolate Inferno

Imagine Willy Wonka’s PTSD after a bad shroom trip—cocoa-dre

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Sativa-Lean Hybrid (60/40)

Chocolate Jamaican

Imagine your brain took a Caribbean cruise and brought back

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Chocolate Kush

Imagine Willy Wonka’s factory if it was run by The Godfather

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cocoa

Chocolate Kush

Imagine diving face-first into a mug of hot cocoa laced with

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cocoa

Chocolate Kush

SnowHigh Seeds took a dessert menu, dipped it in hash, and b

THC 22-24%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Cocoa

Chocolate Kush

Imagine Willy Wonka swapped the chocolate river for OG Kush

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Chocolate Lava

Imagine a molten lava cake, but instead of burning your tong

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Chocolate Lemons

Chocolate Lemons is what happens when a pastry chef and a na

THC 18-22%
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🍫 Couch-Lock Cocoa

Chocolate M-10 by Equilibrium Genetics

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred a strain that smel

THC 18-24%
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🍫 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Chocolate Marshmallow

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy. Chocolate

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chocolate Marshmallows

Imagine Willy Wonka and Martha Stewart hot-boxed a greenhous

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Chocolate Milk

Imagine if your childhood chocolate milk got a DUI and now o

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Milk Dud

Chocolate Milkshake

Imagine the thickest, maltiest diner milkshake—now imagine i

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Chocolate Mint

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie and a pine tree had a baby, t

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Candy Wrapper

Chocolate Mint by Variety of Cannabis

Imagine if a Girl Scout and a couch had a baby who grew up t

THC 22-26%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Chocolate Mint OG

Imagine Thin Mints and OG Kush had a baby, then that baby gr

THC 22-26%
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⚫ Indica Auto

Chocolate Mint OG Auto

Imagine Thin Mints and OG Kush had a baby that grew up fast,

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cocoa

Chocolate Mintz

Imagine if Thin Mints grew on a tree and that tree wanted to

THC 22%
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⚫ Pure Couch Melt Indica

Chocolate Nightmare

It's called Chocolate Nightmare because after one bowl your

THC 18-24%
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🍫 Couch-Lock OG

Chocolate OG

Chocolate OG is the strain that made your couch file a restr

THC 18%
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🔴 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Chocolate Orange

Imagine someone melted a Terry’s chocolate orange, spiked it

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Autoflowering Hybrid

Chocolate Orange Auto

Dr. Krippling basically speed-ran dessert weed: 9 weeks seed

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chocolate Orange By Mean Beanz

Imagine if Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg collaborated on a dess

THC 18%
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🍫🍊 Indica Couch-Lock Dessert

Chocolate Orange Cream

Imagine if Willy Wonka dropped out of candy college and went

THC 18%
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🍫🍊 Indica Couch-Lock Candy

Chocolate Oranges

Imagine if Willy Wonka got into the weed game and accidental

THC 20%
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🍊 Sativa

Chocolate Oranges

Imagine smoking a chocolate orange while someone simultaneou

THC 20-26%
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🍫 55/45 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Chocolate Parfait

Imagine if your grandma's secret brownie recipe got a hortic

THC 18%
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🍑 Sativa-Dominant Dessert

Chocolate Peaches

Imagine if Willy Wonka got horny for fruit and cross-pollina

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Chocolate Pie

Imagine Willy Wonka's golden ticket if it grew on a plant an

THC 15%
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🍫 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Chocolate Pie

Imagine if Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg collaborated on a stra

THC 19-22%
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🟡 Sativa

Chocolate Poison

Motherland Genetics brewed a spiced-cocoa sativa that tastes

THC 15%
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⚫ Indica (Yes, They Spelled 'Poison' Wrong)

Chocolate Posion by Pure Michigan Genetics

Chocolate Posion sounds like something a Bond villain would

THC 15-25%
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🍫 Hybrid Dessert

Chocolate Pudding

Imagine your favorite stoner roommate tried to make pot brow

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chocolate Puff

Imagine a Hershey bar that went to college and minored in ch

THC 15%
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🍫 Couch-Lock Cocoa

Chocolate Rain

Imagine hot cocoa with a tranquilizer dart—Eskobar Seeds bas

THC 18-22%
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🍫 Hybrid (Cocoa Kush x Chocolope)

Chocolate Rain

Imagine if your favorite mocha latte got high and started qu

THC 20-22%
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🎪 Balanced Hybrid

Chocolate Rainbow XXL

Sensi Seeds took a chocolate bar, dipped it in a prism, and

THC 18%
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🍫🍓 Low-THC Dessert Hybrid

Chocolate Raspberry

The cannabis equivalent of a Tinder date who shows up in a t

THC 5%
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🍫🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Chocolate Reaper

Meet Chocolate Reaper—the strain that tricks your brain into

THC 18-24%
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🟤 Couch-Locked Cocoa

Chocolate River

Imagine diving head-first into a mug of hot cocoa, then real

THC 18-24%
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🚀 Sativa (The 'I Cleaned My Whole Apartment' Variety)

Chocolate Rocket Fuel

Imagine if Hershey's and Shell Oil had a baby, then that bab

THC 21-24%
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🤎 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Chocolate Runtz

James Loud Genetics took regular Runtz, dipped it in a fondu

THC 22-28%
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🍫 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Chocolate Runtz

Chocolate Runtz is what happens when Runtz gets drunk on Swi

THC 20-27%

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