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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chocolate Sauce

Imagine your favorite brownie got a PhD in molecular biology

THC 20%

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🍫 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Chocolate Scones

Imagine if Betty Crocker and Snoop Dogg opened a pop-up bake

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

Chocolate Sherbet

Meet Chocolate Sherbet, the strain that tastes like Willy Wo

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica

Chocolate Skunk

Imagine your favorite chocolate bar got drunk, hooked up wit

THC 18-23%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Chocolate Skunk

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing a skunk den—yeah, that’s this

THC 17-22%

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🍫 Couch-Locking CBD Beast

Chocolate Skunk CBD

Imagine Willy Wonka's factory had a one-night stand with a s

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Chocolate Bar

Chocolate Stardawg

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy and accide

THC 18%

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🟢 Old-School Sativa

Chocolate Thai

The strain your hippie uncle won’t shut up about is back, no

THC 18-23%

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☕ Pure Sativa

Chocolate Thai

AKA the espresso bean of weed: a vintage Thai sativa that sm

THC 18-22%

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🍫 Sativa-Leaning Heritage Hybrid

Chocolate Thai

The strain your cool uncle still brags about from his 'gap y

THC 15-22%

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☕️ Vintage Sativa

Chocolate Thai

The strain that taught your parents what "Thai stick" meant

THC 18-25%

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🟤 Vintage Sativa

Chocolate Thai

A blast from the past that smells like your grandpa's cigar

THC 15-25%

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🔥 Old-School Sativa

Chocolate Thai by AK Bean Brains

AK Bean Brains resurrected the 90s backpack classic Chocolat

THC 18%

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☕ Sativa

Chocolate Thai OG

Imagine if Nestlé and Shell had a baby and that baby decided

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chocolate Thai Zkittlez

Imagine your favorite childhood candy grew up, discovered Th

THC 15-22%

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🟢 Sativa

Chocolate Thainapple

Imagine a tropical chocolate bar that got lost in a Thai jun

THC 20%+

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🟤 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Chocolate Thunder

Meet Chocolate Thunder—the strain that sounds like a 70s fun

THC 20-23%

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🟢 Sativa (aka 'get-sh*t-done lite')

Chocolate Tonic

Meet Chocolate Tonic—the only sativa that smells like Willy

THC 10-15%

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🍫 Couch-Lock Cocoa

Chocolate Tooth

Chocolate Tooth is the strain for anyone who ever wished the

THC 20-25%

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🍫 Balanced Hybrid

Chocolate Trip

Imagine your favorite chocolate bar learned to hotbox itself

THC 18%

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🍫 Hybrid (Cocoa-Powered Couch-to-Creativity)

Chocolate Trip

Chocolate Trip is the strain for people who want their weed

THC 17-23%

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🟢 Third-Gen Sativa Throwback

Chocolate Trip F3

Imagine Willy Wonka vacationing in Bangkok and leaving a joi

THC 22%

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🟤 Couch-Lock Cocoa Puff

Chocolate Trip F4

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and locked himself in the f

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Cocoa

Chocolate Truffle

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred a strain that smel

THC 20-27%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Cocoa Bomb

Chocolate Truffle Shuffle

Imagine if Godiva made a strain that could sedate a rhino—me

THC 25%

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☕️ Sativa (a.k.a. Breakfast Weed)

Chocolate Truffle Shuffle

Imagine a mocha latte and a gas station burrito had a baby t

THC 20-28%

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🍫 Dessert Hybrid

Chocolate Truffles

Imagine Willy Wonka moonlighting as a hash maker and you've

THC 24-30%

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🍫 Hybrid (Slightly Indica-leaning)

Chocolate Waffle

Imagine your Sunday brunch got high, took a nap, and woke up

THC 20-28%

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🧇 Sativa (a.k.a. Breakfast in Bong Form)

Chocolate Wafflez

Imagine if your Sunday waffles learned to photosynthesize an

THC 18%

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🍫 Hybrid Dessert Cart

Chocolate Weed

Finally, a strain that smells like a Hershey's factory but h

THC 18-24%

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🍫 Hybrid (Cocoa-Fueled Chaos)

Chocolate Weeds

Imagine a Hershey’s bar that got into a Thai stick and never

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy Bar

Chocolate Zkittles

Imagine if a chocolate fountain and a bag of Skittles had a

THC 18%

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☀️ Sativa

Chocolate+

Meet Chocolate+, the strain that tricks you into thinking yo

THC 14%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Chocolatey Sundae by Demonic Genetics

Imagine if Willy Wonka hot-boxed a 7-Eleven—that’s Chocolate

THC 18%

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🔺 Sativa

Chocolatina

Imagine if a chocolate fountain got drunk on espresso and de

THC 20%

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🍫 Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Chocolatina

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie got body-slammed by diesel ex

THC 24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cocoa Bomb

Chocolato

Imagine your grandma's hot cocoa got possessed by a Dutch in

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Sativa (a.k.a. Dessert Adderall)

Chocolato

Imagine if your favorite triple-shot mocha got possessed by

THC 18-25%

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🍫 50/50 Hybrid

Chocolato Cookies

Imagine if your favorite chocolate chip cookie and a 3-hour

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cocoa

Chocolatto

Meet Chocolatto: the strain that turns your living room into

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Chocolatto Auto

Imagine if a Hershey bar got high and decided to become a pl

THC 18%

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🚀 Sativa

ChocoLoco

ChocoLoco is what happens when Vision Seeds asks, “What if d

THC 18-25%

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☀️ Sativa Dominant

Chocoloco

Chocoloco is the strain that convinced Willy Wonka to switch

THC 23-24%

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☀️ Pure Sativa

Chocololo

Chocololo is the strain equivalent of a triple-shot mocha th

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Chocolony

Amsterdam Genetics basically asked, "What if we made weed th

THC 18%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

Chocolope

Imagine if your favorite mocha got a PhD in rocket science a

THC 15%

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☕️ Pure Sativa

Chocolope

Imagine your morning espresso grew leaves and learned how to

THC 15-20%

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☕️ Pure Sativa

Chocolope

Meet Chocolope, the strain that smells like a hipster coffee

THC 15%