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🍰 Frosted Hybrid

Chrome Cake

Chrome Cake is what happens when a pastry chef discovers bot

THC 18%

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🔵 Indica (Plot Twist Edition)

Chrome Diesel

Meet Chrome Diesel, the strain that dressed up like a sativa

THC 22%

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🔴 Boutique Couch-Lock

Chronald

Chronald is what happens when breeders binge-watch Chef's Ta

THC 19%

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⚖️ Balanced Vermont Hybrid

Chronchitis

Named after a fake lung ailment you definitely don’t want to

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Old-School Hybrid

Chronic

Meet Chronic: the strain that made your older brother think

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Locking Indica

Chronic Boom

Meet Chronic Boom—the strain that took your dad’s 'Chronic'

THC 20-24%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chronic by ApeOrigin

ApeOrigin’s flagship indica is basically the cannabis equiva

THC 23%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chronic by Bulk Seeds

Meet Chronic—the strain that’s been putting the 'high' in 'h

THC 18-24%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chronic by Fatbush Seeds

The OG name says it all—Chronic hits like a weighted blanket

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'The Switzerland of Weed')

Chronic by Serious Seeds

Meet Chronic—the strain so reliably chill it’s basically the

THC 18-24%

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🍰 Balanced Hybrid

Chronic Cake

Compound Genetics baked up this 24% THC sugar bomb that smel

THC 24%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cake

Chronic Cake

Imagine if your grandma’s secret cake recipe got cross-bred

THC 20-26%

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🔴 Couch-Friendly Dessert Indica

Chronic Cherry

Imagine if a Hostess cherry pie dropped out of college, star

THC 20-28%

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⏱️ Indica Auto-Flower

Chronic Fast F1 Bx

This strain finishes flowering quicker than your DoorDash or

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Thunderbolt

Chronic Haze

Meet Chronic Haze, the strain that makes your grandma's arth

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chronic Kush

Meet Chronic Kush—the strain that spent 3,000 hours in R&D s

THC 19%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chronic Lights

Meet Chronic Lights, the strain that asks "why stand when yo

THC 18%

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⚡ Sativa Dominant

Chronic Monster XXL

Imagine if Red Bull had a baby with a grape Pop-Tart and tha

THC 20%

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⚖️ 33/33/33 Hybrid with Auto-Pilot

Chronic Ryder

Chronic Ryder is the cannabis equivalent of a self-driving c

THC 18%

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🌈 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Blender

Chronic Ryder

The Toyota Corolla of cannabis: reliable, efficient, and som

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Couch-Lock in a Candy Wrapper

Chronic Strawberry Kush

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate—this is w

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Couch-Lock Express

Chronic Thunder

Chronic Thunder is Barney’s Farm love-letter to everyone who

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Indica-leaning Hybrid

Chronic Thunder

Imagine Dutch greenhouse engineers and Alaskan mountain hipp

THC 16-24%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chronic Widow

Meet Chronic Widow, the strain that sounds like it married a

THC 15%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Chronic X Nepalese Hashplant

Imagine if a laid-back Nepalese temple dog got into your Chr

THC 15-22%

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🤹 Hybrid (55/45 split)

Chronical

Meet Chronical, the strain that acts like it’s got a 401(k)

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Chronical by Gea Seeds

Meet Chronical, the strain that makes your Netflix remote fe

THC 18%

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🟢 Swiss Precision Sativa

Chronicle

Meet Chronicle, the strain BlueHemp Switzerland engineered w

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Chronik Kush

Chronik Kush is what happens when breeders ask 'what if a st

THC 25%

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⚙️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Chronomatik

Gualuka Seminoteca’s Chronomatik is what happens when a bree

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chronus Sour

Chronus Sour is what happens when 707 Seed Bank tries to bot

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chrystal by Nirvana Seeds

Meet Chrystal: the strain that can't decide if it wants to f

THC 18-21%

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🔵 Pure Indica

Chubbies

Meet Chubbies, the strain that skipped leg day and went stra

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica

Chubby

Named for its cartoonishly chunky nugs, Chubby is the strain

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Chubby Melon

Chubby Melon is what happens when Vegas breeders decide frui

THC 30%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Crooner

Chuck Berry

Named after the duck-walking rock god, Chuck Berry hits hard

THC 20%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Chuck D

Named like it’s about to drop the hottest political mixtape

THC 15%

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🥋 Balanced Hybrid (Roundhouse Approved)

Chuck Norris Ultimate Head Kick

A strain so potent it once made Chuck Norris tap out. This h

THC 20-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

Chuck Og

Chuck OG is the strain your dealer from 2012 wants back. It

THC 15-25%

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🍒 Cherry-Bombed Hybrid

ChuckleCherry

Forest City Seed’s love child of giggles and couch-lock, Chu

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-Sativa Hybrid

Chucky's Bride

The only marriage where the bride might actually murder you—

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chuffin By Fabis Finest

Chuffin is what happens when a breeder gets stoned and decid

THC 18%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Chuffle Shuffle

Skunk House Genetics finally answered the age-old question:

THC 15-25%

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⚪ Boutique Hybrid

Chug Monkey

Chug Monkey is the cannabis equivalent of a TikTok food mash

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Chumaluma by Dr. Greenthumb

Meet Chumaluma, the strain that turns your couch into a stan

THC 22%

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🟣 Certified Couchlock Commander

Chung Lee

Chung Lee is the strain that shows up wearing a silk robe, b

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Chunk 44

Chunk 44 is the strain that looks like it raided Willy Wonka

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Chunk A Dunk

Meet Chunk A Dunk—the strain that named itself after its own

THC 15%