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🔴 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Chunk Berry

Chunk Berry is the botanical equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Chunk by Surfr Seeds

Chunk is what happens when Surfr Seeds gets bored and decide

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Chunk Dawg

Chunk Dawg is what happens when Chemdog’s hyperactive cousin

THC 15-25%
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🥊 Balanced Hybrid

Chunk Norris

Named after the only man who can slam a revolving door, Chun

THC 18-20%
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🟣 Secret-Sauce Hybrid

Chunka Dunk

Chunka Dunk is what happens when a breeder says "trust me br

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Boutique Couch Magnet

Chunkadelic

Chunkadelic is the strain equivalent of a $17 artisanal cook

THC 5%
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🟣 Couch-Lock on Autopilot

Chunkadelic Autoflower

The lazy stoner’s dream: a plant that flowers on its own sch

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Supreme

Chunkee Monkey

Chunkee Monkey is the strain that asks, "Ever wanted to befr

THC 30-40%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chunkula

Meet Chunkula—the strain that sounds like a Halloween cereal

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Chunky Balls

Meet Chunky Balls, the strain that sounds like a rejected Po

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chunky Beef

Meet Chunky Beef, the strain that smells like a cow’s armpit

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chunky Cheeze

Chunky Cheeze is what happens when breeders ask, "How can we

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Locked Cherry Bomb

Chunky Cherries

Chunky Cherries is the strain equivalent of eating an entire

THC 16%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Airlines)

Chunky Cherry Malawi

Chunky Cherry Malawi is the strain equivalent of your friend

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Chunky Cherry Malawi

Imagine a cherry Pop-Tart that studied abroad in Malawi and

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Chunky Cookies

Chunky Cookies is the strain that answers the age-old questi

THC 16-24%
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⚙️ Hybrid

Chunky Diesel

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected Monster Truck na

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (Despite What The Brochure Claims)

Chunky DMT

Chunky DMT is Jaws Gear's attempt at a "balanced" hybrid tha

THC 15-25%
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⚡️ High-Octane Hybrid

Chunky Glory

Meet Chunky Glory, the strain that sounds like a rejected pr

THC 26%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Citrus

Chunky Lemon Tree

Meet Chunky Lemon Tree—the indica that turns your living roo

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Indica

Chunky Monkey

Chunky Monkey is the strain equivalent of that friend who sh

THC 18-24%
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🍊 Indica Couch-Lock Citrus

Chunky Orange Cookie

If a Crayola orange crayon and a tray of Toll House cookies

THC 20%
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🟢 Hybrid

Chunky Skunk

Chunky Skunk is Freedom of Seeds’ love letter to every 90s g

THC 15%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Chunky Skunk

Chunky Skunk is what happens when 1970s roadkill funk gets a

THC 10-30%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Creature

Chupacabra

Named after the mythical goat-sucker, this indica will suck

THC 18-22%
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🐐 Hybrid

Chupacabra

The mythical Chupacabra finally shows up—and it's less blood

THC 18%
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🔴 Pure Sativa

Chupacabra

Chupacabra by SickMeds Seeds is the sativa that allegedly dr

THC 21-24%
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🐐 Mystery Hybrid

Chupacabra

Named after a mythical goat-sucker, this strain sucks in a d

THC 5%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Chupete XL by RabbitWhiteAF

Bred by the mad scientists at RabbitWhiteAF, Chupete XL is t

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chupil

Meet Chupil, the strain that asks 'what plans?' before body-

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Church Of Nevil

A 20% THC hybrid so balanced it could moderate a political d

THC 20%
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🥨 Dessert-First Hybrid

Churros

Imagine funnel-cake fucked a Gelato and left you with the mu

THC 22-28%
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🤤 50/50 Dessert Hybrid

Churros #5

Imagine funneling a churro straight into your brain, then re

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Chuy by Cannabeizein

Meet Chuy—the strain that can’t decide if it wants to file y

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chxepxar

Chxepxar is Zenseeds' love letter to people who can't decide

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Ciabatti

Offensive Selections basically baked a loaf of bread and tur

THC 23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Cider Kush X18

Imagine if Granny's apple cider got drunk at the family reun

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Cimarron

Cimarron is the strain equivalent of a rugged Pacific Northw

THC 19-22%
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🔵 CBD-Dominant Indica

Cinammon Milk CBD

Imagine if your favorite snickerdoodle got a wellness coach

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Midwest Couchlock Punch

Cincinnati Jungle Juice

Stinky's Genetics took Ohio's humid summers and turned them

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa

Cinco De Mayo

This Mexican-inspired sativa is basically the cannabis equiv

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Cinderella

Cinderella by 420 Genetics is the fairy-tale strain that tur

THC 20%
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🟡 Sativa

Cinderella

A 25% THC sativa that turns midnight into 3 a.m. brainstormi

THC 25%
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🟡 Pure Sativa

Cinderella 88

Cinderella 88 is the sativa that'll have you cleaning the en

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Cinderella 88 by Brothers Grimm

Meet Cinderella 88: the strain that turns into a pumpkin if

THC 20-25%
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🟢 85% Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Cinderella 99

Cinderella 99 is what happens when fairy godmothers discover

THC 15%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Cinderella 99

The pumpkin-spice latte of sativas—Cinderella 99 turns your

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Cinderella 99

Cinderella 99 is the glass-slipper of sativa hybrids: sparkl

THC 15%

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