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☕️ Sativa

Chocolope

Meet Chocolope, the strain that tricked your brain into thin

THC 15%
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☕ Sativa Overachiever

Chocolope

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred a coffee bean with a motivationa

THC 15-20%
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🟢 Sativa

Chocolope

Meet Chocolope, the only strain that pairs perfectly with ex

THC 15-20%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Energy Stick

Chocolope

Meet the strain that convinced your barista to switch career

THC 15-20%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Chocolope

Meet Chocolope—Zamnesia’s attempt to turn your morning coffe

THC 15-20%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Energy Bar

Chocolope

Meet Chocolope: the strain that convinced your barista to qu

THC 15-20%
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☕ Sativa

Chocolope 256

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred cannabis instead of candy—Chocol

THC 15-22%
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🟢 Sativa Auto

Chocolope Autoflower

Imagine if your mocha got possessed by a motivational speake

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Chocolope by Cannapot

Imagine if your morning mocha got possessed by the ghost of

THC 15-20%
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🔵 CBD-Heavy Sativa

Chocolope CBD

Imagine your favorite barista slipped CBD into your double e

THC 5-10%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid That Forgot the THC

Chocolope F5 x UK Cheese x Uncle Fester's Skunkbud

Off Grid Seed Co. threw a chocolate bar, a wedge of cheese,

THC 5%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Chocolope Kush

Imagine your morning coffee and your 2 a.m. existential cris

THC 17-20%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Chocolope Musk

Imagine a chocolate bar that joined a gym and never showered

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Chocolope NL

Chocolope NL is Totemic’s attempt to breed a strain that won

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica

Chocolope Sherbet

Imagine if your grandma's fudge got freaky with a rainbow sh

THC 18%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Chaos

Chocolope Skunkberry

Imagine Willy Wonka hotboxing a skunk's Airbnb—that's Chocol

THC 18-24%
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☀️ Sativa

Chocolope Sundae

Imagine a mocha milkshake got a gym membership and won’t sto

THC 18%
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🍫🍇 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Chocolope Sundae

Imagine your favorite coffee shop and ice cream parlor got d

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chocolope X Jealousy

Underworld Genetix basically Frankensteined your morning cof

THC 15-23%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Chocolopez

Meet Chocolopez, the strain that tricked your brain into thi

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Chocolute F2

Imagine if a dark chocolate bar got a PhD in motivation and

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chocomel Cough

Imagine Willy Wonka brewed hot chocolate with a hint of "did

THC 18-22%
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🥥 Sativa-Dominant Day-Wrecker

Choconut

Babylon Seeds spent four years in a lab coat just to gift yo

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified

Chok Anan

Meet Chok Anan, Bask Triangle Farms’ decade-long science pro

THC 22%
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🥤 Hybrid (Cola-Infused)

Choka Cola

Imagine cracking open a cold cola, then realizing someone re

THC 24-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Choke Berry by The Blazing Pistileros

Named like it wants to kill you, but really just wants to tu

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica Couch Magnet

Choke Cherry

Sin City’s Choke Cherry is the strain that asks, “What if a

THC 18%
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🔴 Pure Indica (With Identity Issues)

Choke Cherry

Meet Choke Cherry, the strain that promises "balanced geneti

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Choking Hazard

Warning label disguised as a strain name, Choking Hazard is

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa Scholar

Chomsky

Named after everyone's favorite anarchist linguist, Chomsky

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chonky Fox

Imagine a fox that ate Thanksgiving dinner and then decided

THC 18%
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🔪 Couch-Lock OG

Chop OG

Chop OG by Zamnesia is the strain that asks, "What if OG Kus

THC 20%
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🥢 Pure Sativa

Chop Stick

Chop Stick is Taylormade Selections’ love letter to anyone w

THC 18-23%
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🥪 Hybrid (Bodega Edition)

Chopped Cheese

Meet the strain that tastes like your favorite bodega ran ov

THC 22-30%
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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

Chopper by Eleventen

Meet Chopper—Eleventen’s artisanal Swiss Army nug engineered

THC 15-25%
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🦖 50/50 Hybrid

Chopper Sic Balls by Dino Party

Dino Party basically asked, “What if we bred a strain that s

THC 18-24%
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🔀 West-Coast Mystery Nug

Chopstix

Chopstix is the cannabis equivalent of a Tinder date with no

THC 18-26%
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🥭 Indica (The Couch-Locking Fruit Salad)

Chosen Mango

Freak Genetics took mango candies, dipped them in lab coats,

THC 15%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chowder Cookies

Imagine dunking a sugar cookie into clam chowder, then reali

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Christiania Kush

This Danish bricklayer of a strain will have you speaking fl

THC 24%
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🎄 Festive Hybrid

Christmas Cookies

The strain that turns 'Silent Night' into 'Violently High Ni

THC 20-25%
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🎄 Couch-Lock Christmas Tree

Christmas In New England

This 100% indica from 2 Guns and a Guy Seed Company is basic

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chroma By Your Highness

Meet Chroma, the strain that spent two years in genetic fini

THC 18-25%
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🌈 Technicolor Hybrid

Chromaflair

Chromaflair is what happens when a breeder watches too much

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (AKA 'Schrödinger's Couch')

Chromatic Dragon

Farmer Fly basically cross-bred a disco ball with a cannabis

THC 18-24%
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🌈 Hybrid Funkadelic

Chromatic Funk

Imagine if Prince designed a weed strain while binge-watchin

THC 20%
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🟣 Knock-Out Indica

Chromatose

Chromatose is Exotic Genetix’s love letter to people who con

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Indica (or is it?)

Chrome Berry

Chrome Berry is what happens when a Blueberry hookup and an

THC 18-26%

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