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🔮 Indica

Choco Berry Chunk

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred weed that smells l

THC 18-26%

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🟠 Sativa

Choco Bud

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy and you get C

THC 18-22%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

Choco Candy

Meet Choco Candy—the strain that tastes like Willy Wonka’s g

THC 18%

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🤎 Hybrid

Choco Cheese

Imagine if Hershey's and a French cheese shop had a one-nigh

THC 18%

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⚡ Brazilian Sativa

Choco Chiba

Meet Choco Chiba, the strain that looks like a cocoa-dusted

THC 18%

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🍪 Hybrid (50/50 split personality)

Choco Cookies

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies got drunk on hot cocoa and decide

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid That Can't Pick A Side

Choco Cream

BSF Seeds spent 1,200+ crosses to gift us Choco Cream, a str

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Choco Dog

Imagine Willy Wonka bred a Labrador that smells like a brown

THC 18%

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🍫⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Choco Gorilla

Space GenetiX basically Frankensteined a chocolate bar with

THC 26%

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🏃‍♂️ Sativa

Choco Haze

Imagine if your favorite candy bar guzzled four espressos an

THC 18%

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🟤 Couch-Lock Cocoa Bomb

Choco Kush

Amsterdam Genetics basically melted a Hershey's bar into you

THC 18-22%

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🍫 Hybrid Autoflower

Choco Kush Auto

Imagine Willy Wonka got high, moved to Amsterdam, and bred a

THC 15-25%

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🍫 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Choco Mojito

Imagine your Girl Scout cookie and your bartender had a one-

THC 18-24%

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🍫🍏 Dessert-Driven Hybrid

Chocoapple

Imagine if a chocolate fountain and a caramel apple got high

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Chocobang

Imagine if your favorite brownie got possessed by a giggly s

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Sativa

Chocoberry

Imagine if your protein shake got replaced by a chocolate-co

THC 18-27%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Chocoberry Kush

Imagine if a chocolate fountain and a strawberry shortcake h

THC 18%

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⚖️ Hybrid

Chocodog Lab DC

Bred in a lab with more spreadsheets than stoners, Chocodog

THC 20%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Rocket Fuel

Chocodope

Chocodope is what happens when Victory Seeds asks, "What if

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Stick

Chocodurban

Imagine your morning espresso got freaky with a chocolate fo

THC 20%

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⚡ Sativa

Chocoheaven by Apeorigin

Imagine your favorite dark-chocolate bar got a gym membershi

THC 18-24%

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🍫 Sativa

Chocoholic

Imagine if your favorite dark chocolate bar got a PhD in roc

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 55/45 Balanced Hybrid

Chocolada

Imagine if Willy Wonka dropped a mids batch and called it “a

THC 18%

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☕️ Pure Sativa

Chocolate

Meet Chocolate—the Willy-Wonka-approved sativa that tricks y

THC 20%

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🟢 Sativa

Chocolate

Think Willy Wonka got bored and cross-bred a Thai landrace w

THC 18%

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🍫🍌 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Chocolate Banana

Imagine Willy Wonka got baked and cross-bred a candy bar wit

THC 26%

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🟡 Sativa (a.k.a. 'I cleaned my entire apartment at 3 a.m.')

Chocolate Banana Chips

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy and accidenta

THC 15-20%

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🍫 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Chocolate Bars

Chocolate Bars is what happens when breeders binge-watch des

THC 15-25%

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🌞 Sativa

Chocolate Berry

Imagine your favorite childhood candy got a degree in comput

THC 20%

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🍫 Hybrid

Chocolate Biscotti

Imagine dunking a chocolate biscotti into espresso, then tha

THC 18%

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⚖️ Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Chocolate Blackberry Kush

Imagine Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg had a baby, then fed it n

THC 15-25%

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🍫🫐 Balanced Hybrid

Chocolate Blueberries

Imagine your grandma’s blueberry muffins had a scandalous fl

THC 18%

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🍫🔵 Hybrid

Chocolate Blueberry G13

Imagine if a Hostess cupcake went on a blind date with a gov

THC 18%

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🍫 Couch-Lock Custard

Chocolate Brûlée

Imagine if Godiva made a sleeping pill—this is it. Chocolate

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Locked Cocoa Bean

Chocolate Bubba

Imagine Willy Wonka got couch-locked and never left the fact

THC 15-25%

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🟤 Indica

Chocolate by Gea Seeds

Imagine Willy Wonka got sedated. This 14% THC cocoa-scented

THC 14%

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🍫 Hybrid Dessert Diver

Chocolate Cannabis

Imagine if your favorite brownie got a master’s degree in ne

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Chocolate Cheese

Imagine a charcuterie board got high and decided to become a

THC 18-24%

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🍫 Couch-Lock Chemist

Chocolate Chem

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing a semi truck—Chocolate Chem i

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Frosted Indica Drama Queen

Chocolate Cherry Bling

Imagine Willy Wonka got thirsty, made a weed strain, then di

THC 24-30%

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🟣 Couch-Locking Dessert

Chocolate Cherry OG

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred a Kush. Chocolate

THC 26%

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🍫🍒 Couch-Lock Candy

Chocolate Cherry Runtz

Imagine Willy Wonka got baked and decided to breed weed—this

THC 22-28%

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🟢 Sativa (But Acts Like a Chill Hybrid)

Chocolate Chimp

Imagine if your favorite mocha latte got drunk, shaved, and

THC 15-25%

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🍪 Couch-Lock Indica

Chocolate Chip Cookie

Purple Caper Seeds turned a bakery aisle into a grow room an

THC 18%

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🍪 Hybrid (Dessert Edition)

Chocolate Chip Cookie

The strain that convinced your sweet tooth to smoke weed. Ch

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Chocolate Chip Cookies

The strain that answers the age-old question: "What if I cou

THC 18-24%

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🟤 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Imagine if Keebler elves got into a bar fight with Willy Won

THC 18-22%

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🍪 Couch-Lock Cookie Jar

Chocolate Chip Cookies

Imagine if your grandma's oven and your dealer's grow room h

THC 15-25%