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🌶️ Hybrid

Chili Verde

Imagine if your spice rack got stoned and started flirting w

THC 20%

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🟢 Indica

Chili Verde

Chili Verde is what happens when your grandma’s green chile

THC 20%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Chill Bill

Meet Chill Bill, the strain that asks, "Why stand when you c

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chill Bomb by Joebud Genetics

Meet Chill Bomb, the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

Chill Cherries

Imagine someone blended a black-cherry slushie with melted G

THC 20-27%

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🔴 Sativa That Forgot Its Job

Chill Cherry

Meet Chill Cherry, the sativa that overslept its own pep ral

THC 19-29%

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🟣 Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Chill Haze

Meet Chill Haze—the cannabis equivalent of a yoga instructor

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chill Pill

Chill Pill is Three Ravens Farm's diplomatic solution to the

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chill-OM

Meet Chill-OM, the hybrid that thinks it's a life coach. It'

THC 18%

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🟢 Swiss Couch-Lock Express

Chilla by BlueHemp Switzerland

Imagine Switzerland bottled a yodel and made it smokeable—th

THC 18-20%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Candy

Chilled Cherries

Imagine someone took a cherry Jolly Rancher, froze it in liq

THC 19-29%

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🟣 Indica

Chilled Cherry

Imagine a cherry pie that got way too comfortable on the cou

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Candy

Chilled Watermelon

Imagine a watermelon Jolly Rancher took a spa day, got a men

THC 18-26%

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🟢 Indica (That Thinks It’s a Sativa)

Chilli Verde

Meet Chilli Verde, the indica that skipped Couch-Lock Academ

THC 17-23%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chillz By Capulator

Meet Chillz: the strain that convinced your anxiety to take

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. ‘Cancel-My-Plans’)

Chimax

Chimax is the cannabis equivalent of a band with no music on

THC 19-22%

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🔵 Certified Couch-Lock

Chimbo

Chimbo is what happens when Bask Triangle Farms asks, "What

THC 22%

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👻 Balanced Hybrid

Chimborazo Ghost

Like a poltergeist in your pantry, Chimborazo Ghost sneaks u

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chimera

Meet Chimera—Beleaf Cannabis' attempt to play god by stitchi

THC 18%

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🔶 THC Shape-Shifter Hybrid

Chimera

Meet Chimera, the strain that can’t decide what it wants to

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Specialist

Chimera 3

Beleaf’s Chimera 3 is the strain that answers the age-old qu

THC 28%

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🔮 Lab-Created Couch Lock

Chimera 3

Meet Chimera 3, the phenotype that outran its siblings by sm

THC 27%

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🔮 Sativa-Leanin' Hybrid

Chimera Breath

Beleaf Cannabis cooked up this Frankenstein’s-pine-sol of a

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Melting Indica

Chimera Chew

Chimera Chew is Trichome Bros’ boutique body-cast in plant f

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chimera Cookies #2 F2

Bad Fish Genetics basically Frankensteined your dessert tray

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Chimera Cookies 2

Chimera Cookies 2 is what happens when mad scientists decide

THC 27%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chimera Crasher

This lab-bred Frankenstein’s monster of weed hits 27% THC an

THC 27%

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🔮 Frankenstein's Monster Hybrid

Chimera Cut

Anesia Seeds basically asked, “What if we made weed that fee

THC 27%

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🟪 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Chimera Junky

Chimera Junky is what happens when a strain can't pick a lan

THC 25-30%

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🔥 Mad Scientist Hybrid

Chimera on Steroids

Mad Shark Genetix took a regular chimera, pumped it full of

THC 22-28%

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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Chimera X White Larry

Meet the genetic lovechild of a Greek monster and your weird

THC 27%

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🐵 Hybrid (Banana-Sized Brain)

Chimp Breath

Named after the exact sound your lungs make after the first

THC 22%

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🐒 Balanced Hybrid

Chimp Juice

Imagine if a jungle smoothie and a science experiment had a

THC 23%

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🐒 Hybrid That Swings Both Ways

Chimp Mints

Chimp Mints is what happens when a gorilla glue factory coll

THC 20%

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🟣 Old-School Indica Brick

Chimtal

Meet Chimtal, the strain that basically hot-boxed your grand

THC 18-24%

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⚫ Old-School Indica

Chimtal by Afghan Selection

This isn't your nephew's designer hybrid—Chimtal is the cann

THC 25%

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⚡ Purebred Sativa

Chin by The Landrace Team

Meet Chin—the sativa that literally tells your face to "chin

THC 18-24%

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⚫ West-Coast Boutique Indica

Chin Check

One deep toke and your chin taps out like it forgot the safe

THC 10-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Chin Checked

Chin Checked is the strain equivalent of getting tapped on t

THC 18%

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🔴 85% Indica Hybrid

China - Mostly Indica

Meet the strain that studied ancient Chinese landraces and t

THC 18%

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🥟 100% Sativa

China Beijing Botanical Garden

This 18% THC sativa is basically what happens when a team of

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

China Indica

This isn’t your takeout’s China—it's Original Strains' love

THC 15%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

China Rider

China Rider is the strain you smoke when you want to feel li

THC 18%

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⚖️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

China Ruderalis by Originals

This pint-sized powerhouse is basically the bonsai tree of w

THC 15-25%

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⚪ Old-School Indica Knock-Out

China White

China White is the strain that asks, "Remember naps?" before

THC 18-24%

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🟡 Sativa (Yes, Really)

China White

China White is the strain that looks like it overdressed for

THC 17-23%

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⚫ Pure Indica Couch Magnet

China White

China White is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket m

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Pure Indica

China Yunnan

Ace Seeds resurrected this ancient Yunnan landrace so you ca

THC 18%