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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Clientele Kush

Aura Genetix basically built a velvet-rope strain for people

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cliff Area

Cliff Area is the strain you take when you want to stand on

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Purebred Sativa Rocket Fuel

Clifford

Clifford is basically a purebred sativa that hits like Cliff

THC 25%

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⚖️ Sativa-Leaning Mystery Meat Hybrid

Climax

Climax is the cannabis equivalent of a Tinder date whose pro

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Climax Autoflower

Climax Auto by CH9 is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Prescription-Grade Indica

Clinical

Dispensario Seeds basically created the pharmaceutical equiv

THC 16-22%

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🟢 Sativa (But Make It Lab Coat Chic)

Clinical White CBD

Clinical White CBD is what happens when cannabis goes to med

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Indica

Clockwork Blood

Clockwork Blood is what happens when Swiss watchmakers get p

THC 18%

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🔮 Indica

Clockwork Ghost OG

Riot Seeds engineered this strain like Swiss watchmakers on

THC 18%

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🔮 Pure Indica Time Machine

Clockwork Kush

Clockwork Kush is Riot Seeds' attempt at building a biologic

THC 18-25%

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🟡 Zesty Indica That Won’t Chain You to the Couch

Clockwork Lemon

Like a lemon bar that got possessed by a chill demon, Clockw

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Clockwork Orange

Clone Only Strains basically Frankensteined your brain with

THC 18%

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🟣 Pure Indica

Clockwork Orange

Meet Clockwork Orange—Kwaka Seeds' attempt to bottle couch-l

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Clockwork Orange

Clockwork Orange is what happens when Riot Seeds asks, "What

THC 18-22%

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🍊 Citrus-Controlled Hybrid

Clockwork Orange

Meet Clockwork Orange—the only weed that tells you exactly w

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Clockwork Orange Bx

Imagine Stanley Kubrick directed a cannabis strain—Clockwork

THC 18-24%

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🍊 Sativa Dominant

Clockwork Orange Bx1 V2

Riot Seeds basically weaponized citrus and named it after Ku

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock in Disguise

Clockwork Orange Original Crinkle Cut Pheno S1

The cannabis equivalent of a vintage Rolex: rare, self-ferti

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Clockwork Purple

Clockwork Purple is what happens when East Coast breeders st

THC 18%

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⏰ Couch-Lock O'Clock Indica

Clockwork Walker

Clockwork Walker is the strain that turns your ambitious to-

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock in a Chocolate Orange

Clone Chief's Citrus Cacao

Imagine peeling a chocolate orange while sinking into quicks

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Clone Chief's Dream Aide

Named like a sleep tracker app, Dream Aide is Clone Chief’s

THC 18%

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🔫 Full Auto Indica

Clone Chief's SVT 40

Named after a Soviet battle rifle, SVT 40 fires 18% THC roun

THC 18%

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👽 Pure Indica

Close Encounters

Close Encounters is what happens when Mogwai Genetics watche

THC 22-28%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Close Shave

Close Shave is the strain that looks like it went to a five-

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica (But Not the Couch-Lock Kind)

Closer to the Sun

Closer to the Sun is Higher Love’s identity-crisis indica th

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Cloud 7

Cloud 7 is what happens when mad scientists decide your to-d

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Cloud 9

Cloud 9 is Amsterdam’s gift to people who think "moderation"

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Cloud 9

Cloud 9 is Dinafem's love letter to every overworked adult w

THC 18%

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🟣 Dessert-Indica That Lies About Being Hybrid

Cloud Cake

Cloud Cake is what happens when breeders binge-watch Cake Bo

THC 15-25%

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🍬 Hybrid Dessert in Disguise

Cloud Candy

Imagine if Willy Wonka got into weed and said, “Let’s make p

THC 18-26%

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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Cloud Chaser

Cloud Chaser is the strain that made vape bros lose their mi

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cloud City OG

Cloud City OG by Lost River Seeds is basically what happens

THC 20%

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⚖️ Mysterious Balanced Hybrid

Cloud Skipper

Cloud Skipper is the cannabis equivalent of a speakeasy pass

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Cloud Spin

Cloud Spin is what happens when breeders try to make weed th

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cloud Surfing by Flip Side

Imagine your brain putting on a VR headset while your body s

THC 18-22%

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🔮 Indica (That Still Lets You Walk)

Cloud Walker

Cloud Walker is the rare indica that won’t glue you to the c

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Cloudberry

Cloudberry is what happens when breeders try to make weed th

THC 18-22%

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🔮 Mysterious Indica-ish Hybrid

Cloudberry

Cloudberry is what happens when a blueberry pie gets lost in

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cloudberry OG

Imagine your vape pen went on a Scandinavian vacation and ca

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Clouded Cosmet

Clouded Cosmet is what happens when mad scientists decide to

THC 18%

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🔮 Mystery Indica

Cloudwalker OG

Cloudwalker OG is basically Skywalker OG wearing a fake must

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Space Wizard

Cloudwalker OG by Bradley Danks

Cloudwalker OG is Bradley Danks’ attempt to turn your living

THC 22-28%

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☁️ Haze-Adjacent Mystery Hybrid

Cloudy Daze

Cloudy Daze is the cannabis equivalent of a LinkedIn influen

THC 22-28%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant “Wait, What?” Hybrid

Cloudy Sunwave

Cloudy Sunwave is what happens when Austrian breeders promis

THC 20-25%

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🔮 Dessert-Forward Couch Magnet

Clout Berries

Clout Berries is the strain equivalent of a hype-beast hoodi

THC 15-25%

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⚫️ Clout-Chasing Indica

Clout Face

Clout Face is the strain equivalent of a blue-check influenc

THC 22%

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🟢 Indica (but with commitment issues)

Clover Shake

Clover Shake is what happens when Bulletproof Genetics tries

THC 18%