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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Cobra Lips

Bodhi Seeds basically weaponized a rainforest and dipped it

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Cobra Lips

Cobra Lips sounds like a bad Tinder date and smokes like one

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Chem-Fueled Hybrid

Cobra Lips 10 Regs

Cobra Lips is the love-child of garage-grade gasoline and a

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Boutique Couch Leash

Cobra Milk

Imagine Boo-Berry milk got bitten by a cobra and the venom t

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Coca Berries

Coca Berries is what happens when Swamp Donkey Seeds decides

THC 20-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Coca Fields

Swamp Donkey Seeds named this strain "Coca Fields" because a

THC 18%
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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

Cocaine Jane

Meet Cocaine Jane—the only Jane that parties harder than you

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cocaine Pirate

Named by someone who definitely watched too much Narcos, Coc

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cochino X Gator Breath

Imagine if Shrek had a baby with a yoga mat—this is that bab

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Cock A Cola

Cock A Cola is the strain you smoke when your plans include

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cockbreath by Dolla Seedz

The strain that dares to ask “what if we named weed after mo

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Sativa-Forward Mystery

Cockney Kush

Cockney Kush is what happens when a London street hustler an

THC 15-25%
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🇬🇧 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Cockney Kush

Straight outta London's underground cannabis scene, Cockney

THC 18%
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🌴 Balanced Hybrid

Coco Beach

Coco Beach is the strain equivalent of a timeshare sales pit

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Coco Chanel

Named after a fashion icon who’d probably clutch her pearls

THC 22-28%
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🥂 Luxury Sativa (or so it claims)

Coco Chanel

Named after a French fashion icon, Coco Chanel is the cannab

THC 5%
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🟣 Bougie British Indica

Coco Chanel x Candy Rain by UKHTA

Imagine if the Queen’s perfumer hot-boxed a Mayfair patisser

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Boutique Dessert Hybrid

Coco Chnl

Coco Chnl is the strain equivalent of a $200 chocolate bar y

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

Coco Cola

Named after the soda but hits harder than a 2-liter dropped

THC 24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Coco Diesel By Pastries

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxing a semi-truck—that’s Coco Dies

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Coco Fresh By Perfect Tree

Coco Fresh is the strain equivalent of finding a piña colada

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Coco Grape

Coco Grape is what happens when a piña colada hooks up with

THC 18%
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🌴 60% Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Coco Jambo

Imagine a piña colada that got ambitious and decided to beco

THC 20%
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🟣 Tropical Couch-Lock Express

Coco Loco

Coco Loco is the strain equivalent of a hammock strung betwe

THC 15%
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🌴 Straight Sativa

Coco Loco

Meet Coco Loco—SnowHigh’s attempt to bottle a Caribbean beac

THC 18%
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🥥🥭 5% THC Sativa

Coco Mango

Coco Mango is the training-wheels sativa your lightweight co

THC 5%
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🥭 Sativa-Dominant Daytripper

Coco Melon

Imagine your morning coffee and a tropical vacation had a ba

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Coco Milk

Imagine if a piña colada and a yoga instructor had a baby—th

THC 18-24%
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🌀 50/50 Hybrid

Coco Mug #2 x Mean Mug

Nutty North Genetics basically asked, "What if we took vacat

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Coco Nibbles

Imagine if a Mounds bar got a PhD in seduction—that's Coco N

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 52/48 Indica-Lean Hybrid

Coco Nutty

Imagine a tropical vacation that ends with your couch swallo

THC 18%
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🍫 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Coco Nutty

Imagine if your favorite chocolate bar got high and decided

THC 19-23%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Coco Pebbles

Imagine Saturday morning cartoons in plant form—except now y

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Coco Pebbles

Coco Pebbles is the strain that makes you wonder if your dea

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Coco Pebbles by Lit Farms

Imagine eating a bowl of chocolate cereal while your brain d

THC 18-24%
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🏝️ Limited-Edition Vacation in a Jar

Coco Pina

Coco Pina is the cannabis equivalent of that mysterious reso

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Coco Quemado

Imagine a Mounds bar got rear-ended by a diesel truck and th

THC 21-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cocoa

Cocoa Chem

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and locked himself in a gro

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa

Cocoa Crush

Imagine a mocha that punched you in the brain and then gave

THC 26%
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⚖️ Hybrid

Cocoa Fuego

Imagine Willy Wonka dropped a chocolate bar in a campfire an

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Cocoa Kiwi

Imagine if your childhood chocolate bar and a tropical fruit

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cocoa Kush

DJ Short’s Cocoa Kush is basically a gourmet chocolate bar t

THC 18%
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🍫 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Cocoa Kush

Cocoa Kush is basically what happens when DJ Short asks, "Wh

THC 16-23%
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🔵 Sativa

Cocoa Kush F2

Meet Cocoa Kush F2, the strain that proves your dessert can

THC 24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Chocolate Bar

Cocoa OG

Imagine Nesquik got blackout drunk on OG genetics and passed

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cereal

Cocoa Pebbles OG

Imagine Saturday morning cartoons, a bowl of chocolate cerea

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cocoa Puffs

Cocoa Puffs is Hazeman Seeds' attempt to turn your childhood

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power Trip

Cocobamba

Cocobamba is Exotic Genetix's tropical rocket fuel disguised

THC 20-25%

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