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⚫ Indica (pretends to be fancy)

Cognac Black

Cognac Black is what happens when Bloom Seed Co tries to mak

THC 18%
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🔵 Pure Sativa

Cognition

Meet Cognition, the strain that turns your brain into a TED

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Frankenstrain

Cognition Amplifier By Ronin Garden

Meet the strain that promises to turn your couch into a thin

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cognitive Liberty

Cognitive Liberty is basically the strain equivalent of a TE

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Specialist

Cohp17

Cohp17 is the strain Cultivated Choice Genetics spent 18 mon

THC 24%
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⚖️ Mystery Hybrid

Coka

Coka is the cannabis equivalent of a soda fountain that ran

THC 18-24%
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🥠 Mystery-Meat Hybrid

Coka Weed

Meet Coka Weed, the strain that sounds like a DEA sting but

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Coked Out Girl Scout

The strain that asks, “What if your childhood cookie dealer

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cokehead Slut

Named by someone who clearly lost a bet, Cokehead Slut is Ri

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Col Kurtz

Named after a guy who definitely lost the plot in the jungle

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cola Cocked

Cola Cocked is Secret Society Seed Co’s idea of a practical

THC 18%
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🍬 Hybrid (a.k.a. Diet Weed)

Cola Cube

Cola Cube is the cannabis equivalent of ordering a rum & Cok

THC 5%
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🔴 Indica (with a Ph.D. in Sugar)

Cola Cubes

Cola Cubes is what happens when a nostalgic British sweet sh

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Cola Cubez

Imagine someone melted a can of cola over a nug and said "vo

THC 18%
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⚡ Low-THC Hybrid

Cola Weed

Meet Cola Weed: the Instagram model of cannabis—gorgeous, st

THC 5%
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❄️ Boutique Frost-Bomb Hybrid

Cold As Ice

The strain so frosty it needs a scarf. Cold As Ice is basica

THC 15-25%
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🍫 Balanced Hybrid

Cold Chocolate

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred a strain that smel

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Certified Couch-Lock Indica

Cold Cookies

Cold Cookies is basically what happens when a Girl Scout get

THC 18%
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🔵 Straight-Up Indica

Cold Creek Kush

Meet Cold Creek Kush: the strain that peaked in 2010 and nev

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cold Fusion by Wyeast Farms

Meet the strain that makes gravity feel optional. Cold Fusio

THC 16-20%
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🌺 Danish Sativa

Cold Hawaii

Imagine if Denmark grew weed that felt like a luau in your f

THC 18%
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🧊🔥 50/50 Hybrid

Cold Heat

Cold Heat is the cannabis equivalent of stepping into a saun

THC 18%
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🧊 Balanced Hybrid

Cold In The D

The strain that treats Michigan winters like a spa day. Cold

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Cold Parwan

Cold Parwan is the cannabis equivalent of being tackled by a

THC 18%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Cold Snap

Cold Snap is what happens when Wyeast Farms asks, "What if w

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Kush

Cold Snap

Cold Snap is the strain equivalent of licking a metal pole i

THC 25%
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🔵 Indica

Cold Snap

Cold Snap is the strain that treats 40°F nights like a spa d

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Cold Stone by Pacific NW Roots

Bred to make you feel like you’re being hugged by a weighted

THC 18-22%
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❄️ Cryo-Balanced Hybrid

Cold Stoned Chronic

Imagine getting hugged by a snowman who moonlights as a life

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Thunderbolt

Cold Thunder

Cold Thunder is what happens when Sumo Seeds decides your mo

THC 20-24%
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🔵 Straight-Up Indica

Cold Turkey By Pua Mana Pakalolo

Quitting life’s bullshit cold turkey just got easier—this 18

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cold War

Cold War is the diplomatic strain that finally got indica an

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Cole Train

Named after what your brain feels like after three bong rips

THC 22-28%
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🚂 Sativa

Cole Train

All aboard the Cole Train, the sativa that decided Trainwrec

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Colin OG

Colin OG is Ethos Genetics' love letter to people who consid

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid (Likes to Argue It's 'Sativa-Leaning')

Colin OG

Colin OG is the strain equivalent of a TED Talk delivered by

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Purebred Sativa Rocket Fuel

Coljam

Coljam is what happens when sativa purists refuse to touch i

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Colleti

Colleti is the strain you smoke when your plans include abso

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Collie Man Kush

Named like a reggae album you forgot to return in 2003, Coll

THC 18-26%
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🍋 Miami Vice Hybrid

Collins Ave

Imagine a Miami hotel concierge made of Kush Mints and Gelat

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Collins Ave by Clone Onlys

Meet Collins Ave—the strain that splits the difference betwe

THC 20-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cherry Bomb

Collins Cherry Hills

Imagine a cherry turnover that went to grad school for "Adva

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Collision Kush

Seed Junky Genetics basically weaponized relaxation. Collisi

THC 20%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Mash-Up

Collosus by The 7 Dwarfs

Meet Collosus, the genetic Frankenstein’s monster bred by Th

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Colombia Hybrid

Meet Colombia Hybrid—the strain that parties like a sativa t

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Colombian Chaos

Colombia Mangobiche

Meet the strain that’s basically a mojito in plant form—22%

THC 22%
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🟣 Pure-Bred Couch Magnet

Colombia Mostly Indica

Meet Colombia Mostly Indica, the strain that basically puts

THC 15%
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🔴 Sativa-Leaning Colombian Time Machine

Colombia Punto Rojo

Meet the strain that looks like Christmas in Bogotá and hits

THC 18%

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