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🌅 Pure Colombian Rocket Fuel

Colombia Sativa

This isn’t your abuela’s Colombian coffee—unless your abuela

THC 25%
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🟡 Pure Colombian Sativa

Colombian Black

Colombian Black is what happens when breeders decide coffee

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Colombian Black

Meet Colombian Black—the strain that makes your coffee nervo

THC 16-22%
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⚡ Old-School Sativa

Colombian Black

Colombian Black looks like Darth Vader’s salad but smokes li

THC 12-20%
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🔵 Sativa

Colombian Blue

Colombian Blue is what happens when a 1970s landrace backpac

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Chillaxed Indica (With a Fake Passport)

Colombian CBD

Think Colombian Gold went to grad school, got a therapy lice

THC 6-10%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Decision

Colombian D

Colombian D is what happens when old-school Colombian Gold g

THC 18%
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🟢 Straight-Up Sativa

Colombian Fruit

Colombian Fruit is what happens when Colombian landraces get

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Colombian Gold

Colombian Gold is the cannabis equivalent of finding your da

THC 18%
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⚡ Purebred Sativa Time Machine

Colombian Gold

Meet Colombian Gold—the strain that taught your dad what "da

THC 18-24%
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🟡 Pure Sativa Time Machine

Colombian Gold

The strain that taught the 70s how to disco. Colombian Gold

THC 18-25%
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🔆 Pure Sativa

Colombian Gold

The strain that taught your dad what 'good shit' meant in 19

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Forward Hybrid

Colombian Gold

The strain that taught your parents how to roll joints is ba

THC 22%
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🔆 Pure Sativa Landrace

Colombian Gold

The strain that taught your parents how to boogie is back, a

THC 14-20%
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🥇 Landrace Sativa

Colombian Gold

Meet the strain that paid for more college tuitions in the '

THC 18%
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🟢 Purebred Party Sativa

Colombian Gold 2

Colombian Gold 2 is basically coffee that got expelled from

THC 18%
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🟢 Purebred Party Sativa

Colombian Gold 72

Meet the strain that smells like your rich uncle’s humidor a

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Colombian Gold by Brazilian Seed Company

Your grandpa’s favorite smuggling-era sativa is back, now wi

THC 15%
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🟢 Vintage Sativa Time Machine

Colombian Gold By Landrace Seeds

Meet the strain that taught your parents what "good weed" ac

THC 15%
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🟢 Old-School Sativa

Colombian Gold Highland

Meet the strain your hippie uncle still brags about smugglin

THC 15%
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🟡 Pure Sativa Time Machine

Colombian Gold Legacy Edition

This isn’t your hippie uncle’s ditch weed—Colombian Gold Leg

THC 25%
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🟢 Heritage Sativa Hybrid

Colombian Gold Lowland

Colombian Gold Lowland is basically your abuela’s coffee if

THC 21%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Colombian Haze

Like drinking three espressos in a Colombian rainforest whil

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Colombian Haze

Meet Colombian Haze—the strain that makes your to-do list lo

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa Classic

Colombian Haze

Colombian Haze is what happens when 1970s Santa Cruz headsta

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Colombian Jack

Colombian Jack is what happens when Brazilian breeders decid

THC 18-24%
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🌴 Pure Colombian Sativa

Colombian Jack

Meet Colombian Jack—the strain that turns your Tuesday into

THC 18%
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⚡ Purebred Daytime Rocket Fuel

Colombian Jack

Meet Colombian Jack, the love child of a 1970s mountain hipp

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Colombian Joker

Imagine your dad's stories about "the good ol' days" actuall

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Colombian Kush

Colombian Kush is what happens when a classic South American

THC 18%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Colombian Kushwreck

Colombian Kushwreck is what happens when a Colombian landrac

THC 22-24%
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🌴 Pure Sativa From The Source

Colombian Mango Biche

Straight from the mountains where the coffee beans are scare

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Pure Colombian Sativa

Colombian Mango Biche

This isn’t your abuela’s mango—this is a 30-year-old Colombi

THC 18%
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🥭 Pure Highland Sativa

Colombian Mangobiche

Meet the strain that smells like a fruit cart in Bogotá and

THC 12-18%
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⚪ Sativa-Leaning Lime Grenade

Colombian Mojito

Colombian Mojito is what happens when a 1970s landrace backp

THC 18-26%
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🔴 Sativa-Dominant Heritage

Colombian Neck Thai

Colombian Neck Thai is Source Genetics’ love letter to the e

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Colombian Queen

Colombian Queen is the diplomatic love-child of a backpackin

THC 14%
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🟢 Old-School Sativa

Colombian Red

The strain your hippie uncle swears he smoked in '72 before

THC 18%
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🔴 Purebred Motivator

Colombian Red Haze

Meet the espresso shot of weed—Colombian Red Haze hits like

THC 18%
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🔴 Daytime Diva Sativa

Colombian Rosa

Colombian Rosa is what happens when a boutique breeder tells

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Colombian Sweet

Meet Colombian Sweet: the strain that turns your living room

THC 18-24%
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☀️ Purebred Jet-Fuel Sativa

Colombian Thai

Colombian Thai is what happens when two legendary landraces

THC 18-24%
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⚡️ Pure Sativa Thunderbolt

Colombian Thunder Funk

Meet the strain that makes your to-do list look like a sugge

THC 18%
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☀️ Purebred Party Sativa

Colombiana

Meet Colombiana—the espresso shot of weed that’ll have you r

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Colombistan

Colombistan is what happens when a lab coat and a machete ha

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Colonbian Gold Pure

Meet the strain that sounds like a cryptocurrency but hits l

THC 16%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Colonel Crasher

Colonel Crasher is the cannabis equivalent of a 5-star gener

THC 21%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commanding Officer

Colonel Crunch

Colonel Crunch is Exotic Genetix’s attempt to militarize you

THC 20%

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