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🔮 Pure Indica

Comfortably Dumb

This 18% THC indica is the botanical equivalent of a weighte

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Comfortably Numb

Like Pink Floyd wrote a strain instead of an album—this 20%

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Commander Querkle

Commander Querkle sounds like a rejected Star Trek villain b

THC 16-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Commando

Commando doesn’t knock, it kicks in the door at 18% THC and

THC 18%
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🎖️ Mystery-Mash Hybrid

Commando

Commando sounds like it should rappel into your lungs and se

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Swiss Army Knife)

Commando by Capulator

Commando isn’t the loud bro at the party—it’s the discipline

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Commerce City Kush

Commerce City Kush is what happens when a diesel truck fucks

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Heavy-Duty Indica

Commerce City Kush

Named after Denver’s most fragrant suburb, this Rare Danknes

THC 22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid Hustler

Commercial

Meet the strain that majored in Business with a minor in Get

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Boutique Indica

Commissary

Commissary is the strain equivalent of a $17 avocado toast—o

THC 22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Commodos by Cannafari

Meet Commodos, the strain that treats indica vs sativa like

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Commoking by Cannafari

After five years of genetic speed-dating, Cannafari birthed

THC 18%
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🤷‍♂️ Mystery-Label Hybrid

Common Citizen

Meet the strain with commitment issues—Common Citizen shows

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Commonwealth

Meet Commonwealth, the strain that’s basically the Switzerla

THC 20%
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⚖️ East Coast Gas-Fueled Hybrid

Commonwealth Chronic

Meet the strain that dresses like a Harvard professor but pa

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Indica (Dressed Up Like a Hybrid)

Commrade Treat

Cannafari’s Commrade Treat is the cannabis equivalent of att

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Communion

Communion

Romulan Genetics gift-wrapped an 18% THC sermon that’ll have

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Communion

Communion is the strain for when you want to feel spirituall

THC 22%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

Communitas

Communitas is what happens when breeders try to distill "gro

THC 15-25%
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🍋 Diet Sativa

Compassion

Meet Compassion, Dutch Passion’s apology to everyone who eve

THC 6-8%
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🌀 Ruderalis-Infused Polyhybrid

Compound V

Compound V is Night Owl Seeds’ not-so-secret super soldier s

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Compound Z

Meet Compound Z—Compound Genetics' attempt at weaponized rel

THC 18-22%
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🍭 Indica-Dominant Dessert Bomb

Compound Z

Compound Z is what happens when a candy factory collides wit

THC 24-28%
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🔮 Indica

Compound Z

Compound Z is what happens when Zkittlez and Gelato do the d

THC 22-28%
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🔋 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Compound Z

Compound Z is what happens when Zkittlez goes to grad school

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Comprende

Comprende is the strain that finally answers the age-old que

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Straight Indica

Compton Creek

Compton Creek is the strain that makes you want to ghost-rid

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Urban Myth Hybrid

Compton Landrace

The strain that proves you can slap “landrace” on anything i

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Comracerma

Cannafari spent three years and probably a small nation's GD

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Comrade Frag

Comrade Frag is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who s

THC 18%
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🟤 Perfectly Split Hybrid

Comrade Gold

Meet Comrade Gold, the strain that makes you redistribute yo

THC 20-26%
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🔴 Certified Couch Commander

Comrade Pilot I

Comrade Pilot I is the strain equivalent of a Cold-War-era p

THC 20%
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🔴 85% Sativa

Comrade Pilot S by Cannafari

Meet the Red Bull of weed: Comrade Pilot S promises to taxi

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Comrato

Comrato is what happens when weed breeders decide to play Sw

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Even-Steven Hybrid

Con Leche

Con Leche is the strain you bring home to mom—if mom’s cool

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Con Leche

Con Leche is what happens when your breakfast cereal gets hi

THC 20%
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🔆 Sativa-Dominant

Conch Fritter

Conch Fritter is the strain equivalent of eating deep-fried

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cabernet

Concord

Meet Concord—the strain that turns your living room into a N

THC 18-24%
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🍇 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Concord

Named after the grape your mom used for PB&Js, Concord is th

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Concord Chem

Covert Genetics’ Concord Chem is the cannabis equivalent of

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Concord Cream

Exotic Genetix basically bottled a Napa Valley wine tour and

THC 23-27%
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🍇 Dessert Hybrid

Concord Cream

Imagine someone blended Welch's grape juice into a pint of i

THC 25%
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🍇 Purple-Powered Hybrid

Concord Crunchberry

Imagine pouring grape Kool-Aid over a bowl of Crunch Berries

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica (But Plot Twist: 70% Sativa Heritage)

Concord Crush

Meet Concord Crush, the strain that hits like an indica but

THC 18%
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🍇 Certified Grape-Napper

Concord Crush

Imagine Welch's hired a hitman—this is that hitman. Concord

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Concord Skunk

Meet Concord Skunk, the lovechild of a vineyard and a skunk’

THC 18-24%
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🍇 Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Concord Sour

Imagine if someone liquefied a bag of Sour Patch Kids and po

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch-Lock

Concrete Banana

Concrete Banana is what happens when breeders ask, "What if

THC 18-22%

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