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🟤 Balanced Hybrid (55% indica / 45% sativa)

Concrete Colada

Concrete Colada is what happens when a beach bar and a const

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Concrete Jungle

Concrete Jungle is the weed equivalent of taking the subway

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Concrete Rabbit

Concrete Rabbit is the strain equivalent of decaf coffee wit

THC 10-12%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Coneheads

Meet Coneheads—the strain that proves you can judge a book b

THC 18%
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🟣 Dessert-Grade Couch Lock

Confections

Confections is what happens when breeders skip the OG gas an

THC 28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Confetteria

Confetteria is Brain Freeze Seeds' attempt to make weed that

THC 18%
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🎉 Pure Sativa

Confetti

Confetti is TBS’s glitter cannon of a sativa: looks festive,

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Confetti Cake

Secretfile Genetic basically took a birthday cake, doused it

THC 20%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Confetti Cake

Confetti Cake is the strain that convinced your sweet tooth

THC 15-25%
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🟣 80% Indica - The Couch's Favorite Patient

Confidencial Medicine

Confidencial Medicine is the strain equivalent of a weighted

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Champion

Confidencial OG

Confidencial OG is the strain equivalent of a classified doc

THC 5-10%
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🟣 75% Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Confidental Purp

Confidental Purp is the strain equivalent of a velvet couch

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cheddar

Confidential Cheese

Imagine your grandma's cheese cellar got hotboxed by a skunk

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue)

Confidential Cookies

Mad Scientist Genetics crossed top-secret genetics to create

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Night-Night Indica

Confidential Cookies

Confidential Cookies is what happens when LA Confidential an

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Confiscated Chem

Confiscated Chem is what happens when a chemist gets raided

THC 20-26%
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🧘‍♂️ Deep-Thought Indica

Confucius Kush

Confucius Kush is the strain that answers the age-old questi

THC 18-26%
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🌀 Schrödinger's Hybrid

Confusion

Terp Fi3nd's love letter to chaos theory. This 50/50 split c

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

Congo

Congo is what happens when African landraces get a Silicon V

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Acting Indica

Congo

Meet Congo, the strain that identifies as indica on paper bu

THC 16-23%
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🥬 Pure Sativa

Congo Biche

Meet Congo Biche – the sativa that makes Red Bull look like

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Pure African Sativa

Congo Black

Congo Black is what happens when Mother Africa decides to sh

THC 20%
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🌍 African Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Congo Black

Congo Black is what happens when landrace African genetics t

THC 16%
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🟢 Pure African Sativa

Congo by Ace Seeds

Meet Congo, the strain that basically backpacked across Afri

THC 18%
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⚡ Certified African Zoom-Zoom Sativa

Congo Certz

Congo Certz is basically espresso that grew leaves and learn

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Congo Creek Haze

White Buffalo Seed Collective’s love letter to anyone who th

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Congo Crush

Imagine a gorilla wearing a flower crown—this is Congo Crush

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Congo Express

Congo Express is what happens when Mythical Selections asks

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Congo Haze

Congo Haze is what happens when Dutch breeders decide your t

THC 18-23%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Congo Haze 2023

Congo Haze 2023 is what happens when White Buffalo Seed Coll

THC 18-26%
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🌍 Afro-Asian Chill Hybrid

Congo Kashmir

Meet the strain that’s basically a UN peace summit in your p

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Congo Kashmir

Congo Kashmir is what happens when Cookie Fam Genetics decid

THC 15-25%
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🥷 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Congo Kashmir Cookies

A three-way that’d make a geography teacher blush: African s

THC 20-24%
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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Congo Latcher

Congo Latcher is the strain that asks, "Ever wanted to feel

THC 20-25%
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⚡️ Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Congo Nigerian x OG

This is what happens when African landraces get drunk on OG

THC 23-27%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Congo OG

Congo OG is what happens when breeders decide Red Bull isn't

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Congo Pointe Noire

Meet the espresso shot of weed. Congo Pointe Noire is what h

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Congo Pointe Noire

Meet the espresso shot of weed: Congo Pointe Noire. This 18-

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Sativa

Congo Red

Congo Red is what happens when Central African landrace gene

THC 15-25%
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🟢 African Landrace Sativa

Congo Red Stem

Congo Red Stem is the botanical equivalent of a Red Bull wit

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Congo Ripper

Meet Congo Ripper—the strain that turns your couch into a la

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Congo Sativa by Originals

Meet Congo Sativa: the espresso shot of weed that’ll have yo

THC 20%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Chaos

Congo Scream

Congo Scream is what happens when African landraces get a mo

THC 20%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Congo X A5 Haze

Meet the espresso shot of sativas: Congo X A5 Haze will have

THC 18-26%
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🌍 Sativa Passport Stamp

Congo X Kali China

Meet the strain that’s basically a geography lesson you can

THC 18-23%
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🚀 African Sativa on Espresso

Congo X Nigerian X Hashplant

This is what happens when you let African landraces crash in

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa (with a passport)

Congo X Panama

An old-school sativa that basically backpacked across two co

THC 17%
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🌍 Equatorial Sativa

Congo X Papua New Guinea

Meet the strain that makes decaf look like heroin. At a whop

THC 5%

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