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Strain Reviews

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🧠 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Congo X Zamaldelica

Meet the strain that convinced a generation of growers that

THC 15-25%

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🌍 Pure African Sativa

Congolese

Meet Congolese: the strain so African it shows up late to yo

THC 18%

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🟢 Pure Sativa Power-Up

Congolese Bandaid

White Buffalo Seed Collective took five years, 20 crosses, a

THC 20%

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🍬 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Congolese Bubblegum

Imagine if a Rwandan drum circle got stuck in a 90s bubblegu

THC 15-17%

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⚡ Pure African Sativa

Congolese by Aqualung Gardens

Meet the strain that makes espresso look like chamomile. Con

THC 15-25%

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☀️ Purebred Sativa

Congolese Gold

The espresso shot of weed—Congolese Gold slaps your neurons

THC 22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Congolese Kush

Tropical Seeds took a passport, a microscope, and a very chi

THC 18%

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🔴 Pure African Sativa

Congolese Red

Meet Congolese Red, the strain that looks like a fire truck

THC 18-22%

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🎫 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Congolese Ticket

Dragons Flame Genetics basically microwaved a safari into we

THC 25%

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🚀 Space-Cadet Sativa

Congonaut Haze

Congonaut Haze is basically Adderall if Adderall grew on tre

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Certified Couch-Lock Indica

Congoz V

Meet Congoz V, the strain that proves Hoku Seed Co studied a

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (Bring a Lawyer)

Conjugal Visit

Dark Horse Genetics named this strain after the most awkward

THC 20%

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🍒 Hybrid (Dessert-Gas Edition)

Connected Cherry Fade

Cherry Fade is the bougie love-child of a soda fountain and

THC 28-38%

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⚖️ Citrus-Glazed Hybrid

Connected Highrise

Connected Highrise is the cannabis equivalent of a $17 downt

THC 25-35%

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🛸 Hybrid From Outer Space

Connected Hitchhiker

This bougie California hybrid is basically a first-class tic

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Old-School Indica

Connie Chung

Named after the queen of broadcast journalism, Connie Chung

THC 18%

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🍪 Couch-Lock Cookies

Connoisseur Cookies

Connoisseur Genetics basically baked a cookie that gets you

THC 20-25%

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🟢 Sativa

Conquest

Illuminati Seeds took 'ancient trade routes' and turned them

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Conquistador

Conquistador

Conquistador is the strain that colonizes your couch. At 18%

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Conrad's Prodigy

Remember that genius friend who disappeared into the couch s

THC 22-28%

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🟣 Certified Couch-Glue

Conscious Kush V1

Conscious Genetics took 'Netflix and chill' literally and en

THC 20-25%

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🔮 Enlightened Couch-Lock Indica

Conscious Kush V2

The sequel nobody asked for but everyone needed—Conscious Ku

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Conscious Kush V3

Conscious Kush V3 sounds like it should unlock third-eye enl

THC 16-24%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Conspiracy Kush

Conspiracy Kush is SubCool’s parting gift to anyone who beli

THC 20%+

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Conspiracy Kush

The strain that proves the government *did* hide something—y

THC 24%

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🤫 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Conspiracy Theory

Riot Seeds’ Conspiracy Theory is the strain for anyone who t

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Conspiracy Theory

This 50/50 hybrid from Terp Fi3nd is basically the Area 51 o

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couch-Lock Commander

Constantine

Constantine is the strain that makes you cancel plans you ne

THC 20-25%

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⚫ Boutique Mystery Indica

Constantine

Meet Constantine: the weed equivalent of that one friend who

THC 18-26%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Consumption

Meet Consumption—the strain that treats your plans like a bu

THC 20-25%

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🔵 Indica

Consumption F2 by AK Bean Brains

AK Bean Brains' Consumption F2 is the weed equivalent of a w

THC 19%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Classic

Contact High

Named after that awkward moment when you get baked from some

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Continental Couch-Lock

Continental Breakfast

The strain that turns your living room into a Parisian café

THC 15-25%

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🍭 Balanced Hybrid

Continental Candy

Imagine your dentist’s worst nightmare grew legs and became

THC 20-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Continuum

Continuum is what happens when Suzy Q’s yoga-mat serenity ge

THC 6-11%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Convergence

Meet the Switzerland of weed strains. Convergence is Gage Gr

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Coogies

Coogies is the strain equivalent of a chill coworker who act

THC 18%

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🍪 Balanced Hybrid

Cookeys

Cookeys is what happens when a seed company asks "what if Th

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Cookie Blizzard

Imagine getting snowed in at Mrs. Fields’ house and deciding

THC 18%

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🍪❄️ Hybrid

Cookie Blizzard

Cookie Blizzard is what happens when Cookies strains get los

THC 20-28%

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🍪 Hybrid Dessert Missile

Cookie Bomb

Cookie Bomb is the strain equivalent of eating an entire sle

THC 22-25%

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🍪 Dark-Web Dessert Hybrid

Cookie Breath

Cookie Breath is what happens when OGKB gets drunk on grape

THC 20-27%

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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock

Cookie Breath by Taylormade Selections

Imagine if Keebler elves got day-drunk on merlot and baked c

THC 24%

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🍪 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Cookie Butter

Cookie Butter is what happens when a pastry chef gets bored

THC 25%

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🍪 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Cookie Butter

Imagine binge-eating an entire sleeve of Chips Ahoy while we

THC 22-30%

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🔮 Indica

Cookie Butter Breath

Imagine if a tube of cookie dough and a jar of Jif got freak

THC 20-28%

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🍪 Hybrid That Thinks It's Dessert

Cookie by Purple Caper Seeds

Imagine if your grandma's secret cookie recipe got cross-bre

THC 20-28%

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🍪 Hybrid Dessert in Disguise

Cookie Cake

Meet Cookie Cake: the strain that convinced your sweet tooth

THC 20-28%