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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. The Couch-Lock Cookie Monster)

Cookie OG

Cookie OG is what happens when OG Kush and Girl Scout Cookie

THC 20-28%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cookie OG

Cookie OG is what happens when the Girl Scouts unionize with

THC 20%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Courtesy of Cookies & Kush

Cookie OG

Cookie OG is what happens when GSC and OG Kush swipe right a

THC 26%

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🍪 Hybrid

Cookie OX

Cookie OX is what happens when a Thin Mint and a couch have

THC 20%

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⚖️ 55% Indica / 45% Sativa Hybrid

Cookie Pebble Ogee

Jaws Gear spent 18 months making sure this 55/45 hybrid hits

THC 21%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cookie Pebbles

Imagine your stoner cousin tried to make edible cereal milk

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cookie Pebbles

A strain so balanced it could host a political debate in you

THC 18-24%

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🍪🍇 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Cookie Punch

Cookie Punch is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies and Pur

THC 20-23%

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⚖️ 52/48 Hybrid (Basically Switzerland in plant form)

Cookie Puss

Named after an ice-cream cake mascot from the '90s, Cookie P

THC 18-24%

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🍪 PNW Couch-Lock Cookie

Cookie Rain

Cookie Rain is what happens when Cookies genetics decide to

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cookie Runtz

Cookie Runtz is what happens when Runtz and Girl Scout Cooki

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica Couch-Lock Champion

Cookie Slush

Cookie Slush is what happens when a bakery and a freezer ais

THC 20%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Franken-Hybrid

Cookie Smasher

Cookie Smasher is what happens when Night Owl Seeds let a su

THC 16-22%

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🍪 Indica

Cookie Stash

The strain your dealer hides in the back because it looks li

THC 20-26%

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🍪 50/50 Hybrid

Cookie Stomper

Cookie Stomper is what happens when Dying Breed Seeds asks,

THC 18%

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🍪 Hybrid That Punches Like a Girl Scout

Cookie Stomper

Cookie Stomper is what happens when Sour Stomper and Grape C

THC 20%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Personality Hybrid

Cookie Stomper

Cookie Stomper is Westside Gardenz’ edible-looking flower th

THC 20%

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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Cookie Tang

Cookie Tang is what happens when Girl Scout cookies and Tang

THC 18-25%

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🍪 28% THC Hybrid

Cookie Tooth

Cookie Tooth is what happens when a Girl Scout and a chemist

THC 28%

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🔵 Balanced Hybrid

Cookie Wreck

Cookie Wreck is what happens when a Girl Scout and a lumberj

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa

Cookie Wreck

Cookie Wreck sounds like a dessert disaster, but it’s actual

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cookie Wreck

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies and Trainwreck had a baby after a

THC 22-28%

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🍪🫐 Balanced Hybrid

Cookieberry 2.0

Cookieberry 2.0 is what happens when Riot Seeds decides your

THC 18%

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🔥 Sativa with a Napalm Engine

Cookieberry Diesel

Cookieberry Diesel is what happens when Girl Scout cookies s

THC 18-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Cookiedawg

Cookiedawg is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies and Chemd

THC 20%

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🍪 Hybrid

Cookiehead

Imagine if Thin Mints and a diesel truck had a baby, then th

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 55/45 Split Personality Hybrid

Cookiehead by Harry Haze Seeds

Meet Cookiehead: the strain that can’t decide if it wants to

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cookielato

Meet Cookielato—the strain that politely asks your spine to

THC 22%

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🍪 Hybrid (OG Kush x Durban Poison)

Cookies

The strain so iconic it got sued by actual Girl Scouts. Cook

THC 18-26%

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🍪 Indica-Dominant Dessert Bomb

Cookies & Cream

Exotic Genetix basically baked a Girl Scout into a plant. At

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cupcake

Cookies & Cream

Imagine dunking an entire sleeve of Oreos into a glass of wh

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cookies & Cream IX

Imagine dunking a Girl Scout cookie into a cloud of whipped

THC 25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Cookies & Cream IX3

Imagine dunking an Oreo in melted ice cream, then immediatel

THC 22-28%

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🔥 Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Cookies & Cream on Fire

Imagine if a Girl Scout set your dessert on fire—this is the

THC 18%

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🔮 Future-Proof Indica

Cookies 2090

Cookies 2090 is what happens when Berner's marketing team ti

THC 15-25%

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🍰 Sativa-Dominant Dessert Storm

Cookies And Cake

Imagine if a Girl Scout and a wedding planner hotboxed a pas

THC 20-27%

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🔵 Indica (with an identity crisis)

Cookies And Chem

Cookies and Chem is what happens when a Girl Scout cookie an

THC 15-25%

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🍦 Balanced Hybrid

Cookies and Cream

Imagine dunking Oreos in whole milk while your brain does ca

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Pocket-Sized Dessert Nap

Cookies And Cream Auto

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies and Starfighter had a quickie in

THC 20%

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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-Dominant Auto

Cookies And Cream Autoflower

SeedStockers’ autoflowering love-child of Girl Scout Cookies

THC 18%

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🥛 Balanced Hybrid

Cookies and Cream CBD

Imagine dunking an Oreo in chamomile tea while your anxiety

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Cookies and Cream Cheese

Big Buddha Seeds basically turned a cheesecake into weed and

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cookies And Dream

The lovechild of Blue Dream's ADD energy and Girl Scout Cook

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Cookies And Glue

Cookies and Glue is what happens when two legendary strains

THC 25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Cookies

Cookies And Weed

Paisa Grow Seeds basically took actual cookies, got them hig

THC 18%

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🍏🍌 Hybrid Dessert Tank

Cookies Apples and Bananas

Imagine Willy Wonka hot-boxed the produce aisle—then weaponi

THC 20-29%

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⚫ Couch-Lock on Cruise Control

Cookies Autoflowering

Dinafem’s Cookies Autoflowering is the lazy stoner’s dream:

THC 20-25%

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🍪 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Cookies Autoflowering by LaMota Seeds

Like your favorite Girl Scout Cookies, but with the attentio

THC 18%