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⚪️ Dressed-Up Indica

Cookies Blanco

Cookies Blanco is what happens when Wedding Cake goes on a j

THC 15-25%

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🍪 24% THC Hybrid

Cookies Bud

Imagine if your grandma’s secret cookie recipe got possessed

THC 24%

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⚰️ Pure Indica

Cookies Casket

Cookies Casket by Barneys Farm is the strain equivalent of a

THC 20-24%

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🌿 Sativa-Dominant CBD

Cookies CBD

Imagine your favorite Girl Scout cookie got a yoga certifica

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cap’n Crunch

Cookies Cereal A La Mode

Imagine Saturday-morning cereal soaked in melted Breyers, bu

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cookies Cereal Milk

Imagine drinking the leftover milk from a bowl of Fruity Peb

THC 25-30%

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🍪 75% Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cookies Cream

Cookies Cream is Sunset Genetics' attempt to turn your child

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cookies Dough Sundae

Imagine sneaking spoonfuls of raw cookie dough while your br

THC 18-24%

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⚡ Fast-Acting Indica

Cookies Fast

Cookies Fast is the cannabis equivalent of hitting the micro

THC 18-22%

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💎 Designer Hybrid

Cookies Fish Scale

Imagine your grandma’s sugar cookies got drunk on diesel fue

THC 15-25%

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🍪⚖️ Hybrid

Cookies Gelato

Imagine dunking a Girl Scout cookie into gelato, then lettin

THC 18%

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🍦 Hybrid (Cookie Monster’s Gelato Fling)

Cookies Gelato

Cookies Gelato is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies and G

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Autoflowering Couch-Lock Express

Cookies Gelato Automatic

The strain that proves you can have your cake and eat it too

THC 22%

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⚖️ Dessert-Diesel Hybrid

Cookies Glue

Cookies Glue is what happens when your grandma’s cookie jar

THC 20-27%

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⚡ Low-Octane Hybrid

Cookies Glue Auto

Meet the strain that’s basically a participation trophy for

THC 5-10%

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🟢 Pure Sativa

Cookies Haze

Cookies Haze is what happens when a classic Haze decides to

THC 20%

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🍪 SoCal Hybrid That Forgot Its Meds

Cookies Hollywood

Imagine a red-carpet strain that showed up to the Oscars in

THC 7%

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🌪️ Hybrid Hurricane

Cookies Hurricane

Imagine Girl Scout Cookies got drunk on tropical punch and d

THC 31%

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🟣 Proper Indica

Cookies Jar

Cookies Jar is what happens when an indica strain goes to pa

THC 20%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Cookies Krush

Cookies Krush is the strain equivalent of eating an entire s

THC 20-28%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cookies Kush

Meet Cookies Kush—Barney’s Farm’s love child of Girl Scout C

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Cookies Kush

Cookies Kush is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies and OG

THC 18-20%

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🟣 Indica Couch-Magnet

Cookies M

Cookies M is the strain that convinced your back it’s 80 yea

THC 20-26%

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🔴 Indica

Cookies Madrina

Meet Cookies Madrina—Spanish for "godmother" because she'll

THC 24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cookies Meets Sativa

Second Generation Genetics basically Frankensteined your des

THC 22%

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🍪 Sativa Monster

Cookies Monsters

Meet Cookies Monsters, the sativa that convinced your brain

THC 20-25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cookies N Chem

Imagine your favorite bakery got raided by a hazmat team. Th

THC 18%

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⚫️ Indica

Cookies N Chem

Imagine dunking a Thin Mint into jet fuel and then immediate

THC 30%

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⚡ Auto Hybrid

Cookies N Cream Auto

The strain that proved stoners can have their cookies and sm

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Kush

Cookies N Cream x Platinum Yeti

Geistgrow's frosty love-child of dessert and Sasquatch. One

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Auto-flowering Dessert Hybrid

Cookies N Creamix

Imagine Oreos and Ruderalis had a baby who grew up to be a f

THC 15%

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🍃 Low-Tolerance Sativa

Cookies N Dubb

Cookies N Dubb is the strain equivalent of a motivational sp

THC 15%

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🔴 Couch-Lock OG Indica

Cookies OG

Cookies OG is what happens when OG Kush and the Cookie famil

THC 25%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cookies OG by Nasha Genetics

Cookies OG is Nasha Genetics' love letter to everyone who th

THC 20%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Cookies OG by South Bay Genetics

Cookies OG is the strain that asks, "Remember that cookie ja

THC 30-40%

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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

Cookies Pacman

Cookies Pacman is what happens when you let a stoner name we

THC 20-28%

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🥞 Indica

Cookies Pancakes

Imagine your Sunday brunch got high, stole your car keys, an

THC 20-26%

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🔮 Luxury Couchlock

Cookies Pave

Cookies Pave is the strain equivalent of wearing a diamond g

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica (but chill about it)

Cookies Pomegranate Shake

Imagine if a Jamba Juice employee hot-boxed the blender and

THC 22-26%

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⚪ Couch-Lock Cupcake

Cookies Powder Sugar

Cookies Powder Sugar is the strain equivalent of eating an e

THC 24-32%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Cookies Purple Punch

The strain that turns your legs into wet cement and your bra

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Indica (a.k.a. “Couch Welding Course”)

Cookies R2

Cookies R2 is what happens when Girl Scout Cookies goes to f

THC 20-26%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Express

Cookies Sherbert Auto

Meet the strain that’s basically the cannabis equivalent of

THC 17%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cookies Supreme

Cookies Supreme is what happens when Solfire Gardens decides

THC 20%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Patriot

Cookies USA

Pyramid Seeds took OG Cookies, gave it a bald eagle haircut,

THC 22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cookies x 707 Headband

Cookies x 707 Headband is what happens when Girl Scout Cooki

THC 18%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Cookies X Key Lime Pie

Meet the strain that convinced your stoner cousin he’s a pas

THC 18%

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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cookies X Watermelon Zkittlez

Purple City Genetics basically Frankenstein'd dessert and fr

THC 24-26%