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🥖 Couch-Lock Comfort Food

Cornbread

Cornbread is the strain equivalent of a Southern grandma who

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cornbread

Cornbread Bubba

Cornbread Bubba is the edible equivalent of wearing sweatpan

THC 18-24%
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🤝 50/50 Hybrid

Cornbread Wedding Cake

Parabellum Genetics basically asked, "What if Thanksgiving d

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Sugar-Crashed Indica

Corner Store Candy

Imagine eating every neon gummy in the impulse aisle, then s

THC 21-28%
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🎪 Hybrid Circus Act

Corner Store Circus

Corner Store Circus is what happens when GibbsKutz Genetics

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (OG Kush's Overachieving Nephew)

Cornerstone

Meet the strain that named itself after a construction mater

THC 18-23%
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⚡ Mid-Potency Sativa

Cornerstone

Cornerstone is the weed equivalent of a mixtape from 2012: n

THC 18-23%
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🍦 Balanced Hybrid

Cornetto

Imagine an Italian ice cream cone got high and decided to be

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Indica

Cornholio

Cornholio is the strain that answers the eternal question, "

THC 18-24%
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🎛️ Balanced Hybrid

Cornucopia Utopia

Cornucopia Utopia is what happens when breeders spend 15 gen

THC 18%
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⚫ Ultra-Rare 5% Indica

Corpse Flower

Clone Only’s Corpse Flower is the cannabis equivalent of a d

THC 5%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Corpse Paint

Corpse Paint is Wyeast Farms' attempt to make weed look like

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa War Crime

Cortez The Killer

Named after a song about colonial genocide, because nothing

THC 25-30%
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⚖️ 60/40 Indica-leaning hybrid

Cosa Nostra

Cosa Nostra is the Tony Soprano of weed—suited, booted, and

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Light)

Cosmic

Cosmic is Nevada’s attempt to sell you a galaxy in a jar—den

THC 19-21%
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🟣 Indica

Cosmic 22

Cosmic 22 is Exotic Genetix's love letter to everyone who's

THC 22%
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🌌 Hybrid (Sativa-Leaning)

Cosmic 22

Meet Cosmic 22—the strain that sounds like Elon Musk's next

THC 15-25%
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🚀 60/40 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Cosmic Adventure

Imagine if Area 51 bred weed and then ghosted the entire int

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Cosmic Afghani

Meet Cosmic Afghani—the strain that asks “Gravity? Never hea

THC 18%
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🍏 Hybrid

Cosmic Apple

Imagine Granny Smith got abducted by aliens, came back dippe

THC 20%
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🌌 Auto-Flowering Hybrid Space Nerd

Cosmic Apprentice

This Night Owl Seeds creation is what happens when breeders

THC 18%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Cosmic Berry

Cosmic Berry is the strain equivalent of falling asleep in a

THC 22%
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🔮 Indica

Cosmic Berry Kush

Imagine a blackberry Pop-Tart in a weighted blanket and that

THC 26%
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🌌 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cosmic Blossom

Cosmic Blossom sounds like a My Little Pony reboot set on Ju

THC 20-26%
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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid (Ruderalis Crash-Course)

Cosmic Bomb Auto

Bomb Seeds crammed ruderalis, indica, and sativa into a time

THC 16%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant

Cosmic Boogie

This Silverback Genetics throwback tastes like a citrusy tim

THC 18-22%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Space Cadet

Cosmic Boonani

Scotland's answer to "what if we weaponized creativity"—Cosm

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Deep-Space Couchlock Indica

Cosmic Brain

Think of your brain as a Roomba—now picture it bumping into

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Cosmic Brownies by Dino Party

Imagine Little Debbie got abducted by aliens and returned as

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Cosmic Bubba Kush

The Seekers of Genetic Wisdom basically weaponized your gran

THC 18-24%
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🍰 Balanced Hybrid

Cosmic Cake

Imagine a slice of Funfetti that got beamed up by a UFO and

THC 20%
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🌈 Hybrid Dessert Missile

Cosmic Candy

Cosmic Candy is the strain that convinced your dentist to in

THC 20-26%
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🚀 Sativa

Cosmic Charlie

Cosmic Charlie is what happens when breeders let Phish fans

THC 18-22%
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🧀 Hybrid (Cheese-Adjacent Space Funk)

Cosmic Cheddar

Imagine a wheel of aged cheddar that hot-boxed a spaceship—t

THC 18-24%
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🐍 Balanced Hybrid

Cosmic Cobra Breath

Named like a rejected Mortal Kombat fatality, Cosmic Cobra B

THC 18%
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🚀 Pure Sativa

Cosmic Collision

Cosmic Collision is MTG Seeds' attempt to launch your brain

THC 20%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Cosmic Cookies

The love-child of Do Si Dos and Chemdawg that got raised on

THC 20-28%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Couch Magnet

Cosmic Cookies

Cosmic Cookies is what happens when the PNW decides to weapo

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Couch-Locking Cookie Monster

Cosmic Cookies

Imagine if Girl Scout Cookies dropped out of space camp and

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Cosmic Cotton Candy

Most Wanted Genetics basically took your childhood sugar hig

THC 18-25%
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🚀 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Cosmic Cough

Named after the involuntary bronchial fireworks it triggers,

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cosmic Crashers

Cosmic Crashers is Atlas Seed's attempt to make a strain tha

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Cosmic Crashers

This boutique hybrid is what happens when Wedding Crasher an

THC 20-28%
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🌌 Indica

Cosmic Cream

OG Labs basically took a tub of Cool Whip, injected it with

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Cosmic Cream Pie

Meet Cosmic Cream Pie, the indica that basically roofies you

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Who needs to pick a lane?')

Cosmic Crisp

Cosmic Crisp is the strain equivalent of a caramel apple at

THC 20%
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🔮 Indica (Apple-Flavored Couch Glue)

Cosmic Crisp Later Days

Imagine the love-child of a Washington State apple and your

THC 15-25%
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🌌 50/50 Hybrid

Cosmic Crunch

Alien Genetics took your Saturday-morning cartoon nostalgia,

THC 22-28%

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