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🪐 Hybrid

Cosmic Crunch

Space weed for people who peaked in high-school astronomy. C

THC 18-25%
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🔴 Mostly-Sativa Head Trip

Cosmic Debris

Named after the space junk floating in your brain after thre

THC 25-27%
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🚀 Balanced Hybrid

Cosmic Diesel

Mr H Genetics basically duct-taped the universe together and

THC 18%
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🟤 Balanced Hybrid (Probably)

Cosmic Dogg Shit

Yes, it's really called Cosmic Dogg Shit, and no, it doesn't

THC 25%
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🌌 60/40 Hybrid

Cosmic Drip

Cosmic Drip is what happens when breeders trap a galaxy in a

THC 20%
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🪐 Balanced Hybrid

Cosmic Flo

Cosmic Flo is the strain for people who want to feel like Ne

THC 18%
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🟣 Deep-Space Indica Couch-Lock

Cosmic Funk

Cosmic Funk is what happens when Newt Brothers decide your e

THC 20-22%
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🟣 Indica

Cosmic Garbage

Cosmic Garbage is what happens when boutique breeders name a

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Dessert-Disguised Indica

Cosmic Gelato

Imagine Gelato got abducted by aliens, force-fed rainbow she

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cosmic Glue

Cosmic Glue is what happens when SubCool decides gravity is

THC 20%
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🌌 Hybrid

Cosmic Glue

Cosmic Glue is what happens when Original Glue gets abducted

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. The 'We’ll See Where This Goes' Strain)

Cosmic Glue F2

Cosmic Glue F2 is what happens when Seattle nerds with PhDs

THC 18%
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⚫ Deep-Space Indica

Cosmic Gumbo

Think Willy Wonka got abducted by aliens and force-fed them

THC 28%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid (52/48 split like your ex's custody agreement)

Cosmic Haze

Cosmic Haze is what happens when East Coast nerds lock thems

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50 split)

Cosmic Kiss

Imagine if the universe leaned in for a sloppy wet one—that’

THC 18-24%
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🌌 Hybrid (Kush-ish)

Cosmic Kush

Cosmic Kush is like ordering "chef's choice" sushi—you might

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cruiser

Cosmic Lights

Cosmic Lights is the indica that turns your living room into

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Cosmic Hybrid

Cosmic Mandarine

Mr H Genetics took citrus terps, sprinkled stardust, and bir

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Adjacent Candy-Gas Chaos

Cosmic Marker

Imagine huffing a brand-new Expo marker, then chasing it wit

THC 23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cruiser

Cosmic Mints

Cosmic Mints is the strain equivalent of brushing your teeth

THC 30%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Cosmic Noodles Automatic

Zamnesia’s autoflowering love-child that’ll have you orbitin

THC 21%
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🔴 Pure Sativa

Cosmic Orgasm by MadCat's Backyard Stash

Named like a 70s prog-rock album, Cosmic Orgasm shoots 18% T

THC 18%
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🚀 Hybrid (Cosmic Edition)

Cosmic Punch

Imagine if your childhood grape Kool-Aid grew up, got a gym

THC 18-26%
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🌌 Autoflowering Hybrid

Cosmic Queen

Mephisto’s space cadet auto that finishes in 7-9 weeks—perfe

THC 18%
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🚀 Sativa Auto

Cosmic Queen

Cosmic Queen is the autoflower that somehow crammed a rocket

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Enhanced Indica

Cosmic Queen F4 S1

Night Owl Seeds took 15 genetic crosses, a dash of ruderalis

THC 40%
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🚂 Sativa-Lean Hybrid Express

Cosmic Railway

All aboard the intergalactic choo-choo! Cosmic Railway is th

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Auto-Flower

Cosmic Revival

Cosmic Revival is what happens when Night Owl Seeds plays ma

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Locked Cosmic Dessert

Cosmic Sundae

Imagine a Dairy Queen Blizzard got abducted by aliens and ca

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Pure Sativa

Cosmic Temple

Cosmic Temple is what happens when breeders decide regular s

THC 15-25%
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🚀 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Cosmic Temple

Imagine if a Himalayan monk ghost-wrote a sativa love letter

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Cosmicdawg

Cosmicdawg is what happens when breeders aim for the stars b

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cosmopolis

Cosmopolis is what happens when Exotic Genetix lets two Inst

THC 25%
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🟣 Fancy Couch Glue

Cosmopolitan

The Cosmopolitan is the strain equivalent of ordering a $22

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cosmos

Heisenbeans’ Cosmos is the boutique bud that smells like you

THC 15-25%
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🪐 Balanced Hybrid

Cosmos

Cosmos is what happens when a breeder stares at the night sk

THC 18%
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🚀 Space Cadet Hybrid

Cosmos

Royal Queen Seeds' Cosmos is the cosmic Uber Pool of weed: b

THC 15%
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🔵 Boutique Obscura Indica

Cote Bleue

Cote Bleue is the strain equivalent of that one friend who s

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Boutique Blue Hybrid

Cote Blue

Cote Blue is the strain that shows up to the party in a stri

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock on Easy Mode

Cotton Bud Automatic

Zamnesia’s Cotton Bud Automatic is the cannabis equivalent o

THC 14-18%
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🍭 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Cotton Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka dropped his entire inventory into a grow

THC 15-25%
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🍭 60/40 Hybrid (like your weekend plans)

Cotton Candy

Imagine eating actual cotton candy then getting punched by a

THC 18-24%
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🍭 Sweet-Tooth Hybrid

Cotton Candy Bubble Gum

Imagine Willy Wonka got baked and cross-bred your childhood

THC 15-25%
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💜 Couch-Locked Cotton Candy

Cotton Candy Bud

Imagine Willy Wonka got into the weed game and said, "Let’s

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cotton Candy Cane

Meet Cotton Candy Cane, the love-child of Willy Wonka and a

THC 18%
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🍭 Sativa (a.k.a. Legal Crack)

Cotton Candy Cookies

Imagine funnel cake and a sugar cookie had a baby, then that

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cotton Candy

Cotton Candy Crunch

Copycat Genetix basically weaponized your childhood sugar ru

THC 22-30%
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🟣 Sugar-Crashed Indica

Cotton Candy Gelato

Backpackboyz took creamy Gelato, dunked it in pink sugar, an

THC 29%

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