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🔵 Classic Indica

Coville Blueberry

Coville Blueberry is what happens when a blueberry muffin ge

THC 18%

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🐄 Balanced Hybrid

Cow Patty by The Bakery Genetics

Imagine a cow ate a caramel apple in a hayfield and then bec

THC 18-24%

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🏜️ Indica with Identity Issues

Cowboy

Cowboy is the strain equivalent of a pickup truck commercial

THC 18-26%

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🤠 Hybrid (basically basil in a ten-gallon hat)

Cowboy Basil

Cowboy Basil is what happens when your Nonna’s pesto recipe

THC 15-25%

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🤠 Indica

Cowboy Bliss

Cowboy Bliss is the cannabis equivalent of a boutique leathe

THC 15-25%

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🤠 Pure Indica

Cowboy Breath

Green Wolf Genetics basically bottled the smell of a truck s

THC 20-25%

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🤠 Hybrid

Cowboy Cakes

Cowboy Cakes is Westco Seed Co’s attempt to wrangle both ind

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cowboy Candy

Meet Cowboy Candy—the strain that sounds like it should come

THC 18%

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⚫ Ultra-Fancy Indica

Cowboy Caviar

Cowboy Caviar is the strain equivalent of wearing a tuxedo t

THC 22-28%

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🤠 Indica

Cowboy Cobbler

Cowboy Cobbler is the strain your dealer swears is "straight

THC 15-25%

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🤠 Balanced Hybrid

Cowboy Cookies

Cowboy Cookies is what happens when breeders try to make a s

THC 18%

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🤠 Indica

Cowboy Cookies

Saddle up, partner—Cowboy Cookies is the rodeo clown of indi

THC 27%

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🤠 Balanced Hybrid

Cowboy Kush

Cowboy Kush is the cannabis equivalent of a rodeo clown: it

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Coxhsxcjxgg

Coxhsxcjxgg sounds like your password manager threw up, but

THC 18%

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🍇🍦 Hybrid Mash-Up

CP Urkle Hindu Kabul x Durban Sherbet

Pagoda Seeds basically Frankensteined three legendary bloodl

THC 18-25%

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🧬 Ruderalis-Spliced Hybrid

CPT OG

CPT OG is what happens when Night Owl Seeds lets the three c

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

CQ48

Meet CQ48—the strain that peaked in 2012 and still thinks it

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

CR+

Meet CR+, the strain that took Critical Cheese and taught it

THC 18%

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🍏 50/50 Hybrid (The Manager-Seeking Kind)

Crabby Apple Tree Karen

The strain that asks to speak to your endocannabinoid system

THC 18-25%

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🤖 Hybrid Frankenstein

Crack Berry Zkittlez

Bred by either Unknown or Legendary (pick your fighter), thi

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Autoflowering Couch Magnet

Crack Cookies Auto

207 Genetics basically turned your grandma’s secret cookie r

THC 18-22%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

Crack Dawg

Crack Dawg is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows

THC 22-25%

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⚡ Daytime Dessert Hybrid

Crack Junky

The strain that sounds like a court-mandated support group b

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Crack Pie

Crack Pie is Taylormade Selections' attempt to make weed tha

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Micro-Dose Hybrid

Crack Walker

Crack Walker sounds like it should come with a free pipe and

THC 5-10%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cracker Jaxx

Cracker Jaxx is what happens when a Massachusetts grower ask

THC 18-25%

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⚡️ Sativa-Dominant

Crackerjack by Hyp3rids

Crackerjack is what happens when breeders stop trying to sed

THC 18-25%

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⚫ Pure Indica

Crackers

Crackers sounds like a salty snack, but this indica will sal

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Craig's Skunk

Meet Craig's Skunk: the strain that smells like your weird u

THC 20%

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🤸‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

Cran Cherry by Califunkyuh

Imagine if Ocean Spray and a dispensary had a baby, then tha

THC 18-23%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cranberry

Cranannas

Slanted Farms basically liquified Thanksgiving in bong form.

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cranberry

Cranberry by Mr. C Seeds

Imagine if Ocean Spray made a weed strain and then punched y

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cranberry

Cranberry Gellyz

Imagine your grandma’s cranberry sauce discovered TikTok, bo

THC 15-25%

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🍇 Low-Test Indica

Cranberry Grape

Imagine someone spilled Ocean Spray into a jar of Grand Dadd

THC 5-10%

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🎈 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Cranberry Haze

Cranberry Haze is what happens when your Thanksgiving cranbe

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Sativa

Cranberry Haze

Cranberry Haze is the Red Bull of weed—same battery-acid tan

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cranberry

Cranberry Jam

Imagine your aunt's cranberry sauce got drunk, joined a bike

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Indica

Cranberry Kush

Cranberry Kush is the strain that makes you grateful for ela

THC 19-25%

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🔴 Berry-Fuel Hybrid

Cranberry OG

Cranberry OG is what happens when OG Kush gets drunk on Ocea

THC 18-26%

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🔴 Indica

Cranberry Z

Cranberry Z is basically the edible version of your aunt’s h

THC 26%

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🔴 Low-THC Holiday Couch-Lock

Cranberry Z

Cranberry Z is the cannabis equivalent of that one relative

THC 8%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cranberry

Cranberry Z Bomb

A berry-forward knockout that smells like Ocean Spray hijack

THC 19-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Cranberry Zkittlez

Imagine if Ocean Spray and Willy Wonka had a baby who grew w

THC 22%

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🔴 Indica-Forward Tart Bomb

Cranberry Zkittlez

Imagine Zkittlez went on a juice cleanse and came back with

THC 17-24%

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🔴 Cranberry Couch-Lock

Cranberryz

Cranberryz is the strain that answers the age-old question:

THC 18-26%

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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Cranebow City

Cranebow City is what happens when mad scientists trap a uni

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock Candy

Cranebow City

Cranebow City is what happens when a bag of Zkittlez goes to

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Indica (AKA Couch Handcuffs)

Crank Yanker

The strain so underground it doesn’t even have a LinkedIn. C

THC 22%