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🟣 Indica

Cream 47

Imagine dunking a Werther’s Original into espresso and then

THC 17-24%

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⚪ Couch-Lock Confection

Cream And Sugar

Welcome to the strain that tastes like a bakery had a one-ni

THC 20-28%

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⚪ Creamy Hybrid Auto

Cream Auto

420 Genetics basically asked, “What if dessert could also ru

THC 18%

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🍦 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Cream Automatic

Meet Cream Automatic—Blim Burn’s answer to stoners who want

THC 18%

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⚡ Autoflower Hybrid

Cream Automatic Keykard

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—Cream Aut

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica Couch-Toucher

Cream Ball

Imagine dipping your grandma's vanilla pudding into a dab ri

THC 18%

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⚪ Couch-Lock in a Cone

Cream Banger

Meet Cream Banger—the strain that looks like it was rolled i

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Custard

Cream Brulee

Imagine your grandma’s crème brûlée grew legs, walked into a

THC 24%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Caramel Couch

Cream Brulee Auto

Hypno Seeds basically took your favorite overpriced French d

THC 18-20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cream by Cream Crop Co

Imagine if a vanilla milkshake got ambitious and decided to

THC 20%

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🍰 Dessert-Class Hybrid

Cream Cake

Cream Cake is what happens when a pastry chef accidentally b

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cupcake

Cream Cake

Picture Ice Cream Cake’s prettier cousin who went to pastry

THC 20-28%

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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Cream Caramel Auto

Imagine if Willy Wonka made weed that literally grows itself

THC 16%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Cream Caramel by Sweet Seeds

Imagine Willy Wonka bred a strain that turns you into furnit

THC 15%

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🔵 Indica

Cream Caramel CBD

Imagine a Werther’s Original that got a horticulture degree

THC 8%

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🍯 Couch-Lock Express

Cream Caramel F1 Fast Version

The cannabis equivalent of a warm blanket and a lullaby, Cre

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Camembert

Cream Cheese

Meet Cream Cheese—the strain that tricks your brain into thi

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Gentle Indica

Cream Cheese

Imagine the love-child of a wheel of Stilton and a rice-cake

THC 8-10%

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🍪 Hybrid Auto-Flower

Cream Cookies

Cream Cookies is Fast Buds’ answer to the eternal question:

THC 20%

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🍪 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Cream Cookies

Imagine if your grandma's secret cookie recipe got crossed w

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Cream Crystal Meth

Breaking Buds Seeds named this one like a Netflix true-crime

THC 20%

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🍦 50/50 Hybrid

Cream D Mint

Imagine if Häagen-Dazs and a cannabis plant had a one-night

THC 20%

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🍦 Balanced Hybrid

Cream Dream

Imagine if a sugar cookie got a PhD in chill and decided to

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Cupcake

Cream Filling

The strain that answers the age-old question: "What if Twink

THC 20-27%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Cream Kush By B Seeds Co

Imagine if your grandma's butter cookies grew up, got jacked

THC 20%

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🍊 Ruderalis-Flavored Hybrid

Cream Mandarine Auto

Imagine if a Creamsicle and a bonsai tree had a rebellious l

THC 18-20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Cream Mandarine F1 Fast Version

Imagine a Creamsicle that grew up, got jacked, and decided t

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Locking Citrus Autoflower

Cream Mandarine XL Auto

Sweet Seeds basically took a citrus orchard, dipped it in co

THC 20-23%

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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Cream N Tina

Exotic Genetix basically weaponized cannabis with this 35% T

THC 35%

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🍰 Couch-Lock Cake

Cream Pie

Cream Pie is the strain that sounds like a bad porno but smo

THC 19-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Cream Pop

Imagine if a sugar cookie and a fruit roll-up had a baby, th

THC 20%

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🍦 Dessert-First Hybrid

Cream Pop

Meet Cream Pop, the strain that makes your lungs think they

THC 15-25%

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🤍 Hybrid (Sativa-leaning)

Cream Puff

Cream Puff is what happens when a pastry chef gets a grow li

THC 20-24%

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🔥 Couch-Lock Command Center

Cream Puff By The Fire Department

Cream Puff is what happens when a pastry chef joins a fire d

THC 18%

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🍦 Hybrid (Balanced, Like Your Therapist)

Cream Puffs

Imagine if a French pastry chef got stoned and genetically e

THC 20-26%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid That Can’t Pick a Side

Cream Runtz

Cream Runtz is Nasha Genetics’ attempt to turn a frappuccino

THC 22%

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⚪ Chill-Heavy Indica

Cream Saver

Imagine a Werther's Original that could bench-press your anx

THC 18%

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🟣 Dessert-Grade Indica

Cream Smoothie

Imagine Ben & Jerry's got high and decided to become a strai

THC 22-28%

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⚫ Pure Indica

Cream Soda

Imagine chugging a fizzy cream soda while being hugged by a

THC 18%

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🔮 Dessert Couch-Lock

Cream Soda

Imagine chugging a warm A&W float, then immediately sinking

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Straight-Up Indica

Cream Walker

Cream Walker is the strain that answers the age-old question

THC 18-26%

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🍨 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Cream Zoda

Imagine if Willy Wonka hot-boxed a 7-Eleven slushie machine—

THC 18-28%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Creamberry

Creamberry is the strain equivalent of showing up to a potlu

THC 18%

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🍓 Hybrid Dessert in Disguise

Creamberry

Creamberry is what happens when Blueberry and Cookies-and-Cr

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica Dessert Cart

Creamery

Imagine your favorite Ben & Jerry’s got high, took a nap, an

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Creamlato

Good Airs basically bottled the feeling of eating gelato in

THC 18%

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🔮 Pure Couch Glue Indica

Creamsaverz

Creamsaverz is the strain equivalent of eating an entire che

THC 18%

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🍊 Sativa-leaning hybrid

Creamsicle

Imagine the ice-cream truck crashed into a dispensary—Creams

THC 15-25%