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🍊 50/50 Hybrid

Creamsicle #4 S1

Clearwater Genetics basically took a nostalgic ice-cream tru

THC 18-25%

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🍊 Sativa-Leanin’ Hybrid

Creamsicle by Jungle Boys

Imagine if your neighborhood ice-cream truck hot-boxed itsel

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica

Creamsicle by Twisty Seeds

Imagine your grandma's orange push-pop got a PhD in narcotic

THC 22%

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🔶 Balanced Hybrid

Creamsicle Cake

Imagine if your grandma's vanilla sheet cake got frisky with

THC 20%

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🍊 Hybrid That Thinks It’s Dessert

Creamsicle Ogee

Imagine your favorite orange creamsicle grew up, went to gra

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Indica (But Pretends to Be Balanced)

Creamsicle x Candy Rain

Imagine your childhood ice-cream truck collided with a Skitt

THC 18%

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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Creamsicle x Pancakes

Tiki Madman made a strain that smells like your childhood Sa

THC 18-28%

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🔵 Sativa That'll Blue Your Mind

Creamy Berry Blue

Digital Genetics turned your childhood cereal into a 25% THC

THC 25%

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🟣 Auto-flowering Indica

Creamy Dreamy Auto

Imagine your couch grew weed—that's Creamy Dreamy Auto. This

THC 24%

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🥛 Balanced Hybrid

Creamy Kees

Creamy Kees is Super Sativa Seed Club’s love letter to anyon

THC 18%

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⚖️ CBD-Heavy Hybrid

Creamy Kees 5 CBD

Creamy Kees 5 CBD is the strain equivalent of chamomile tea

THC 5-10%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

Creamy Minty

Imagine if a Girl Scout cookie and a cashmere blanket had a

THC 18-25%

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🍦 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Creamy Smoothie

Imagine drinking a banana-mango smoothie… then realizing it

THC 25%

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🍭 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Creamy Z

Creamy Z is what happens when Original Z does body shots off

THC 19-29%

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🟣 Certified Couchlock

Creamz

Creamz is Exotic Genetix's attempt to make weed that tastes

THC 18%

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⚪ Dessert Couch-Lock

Creamz

Imagine dunking a sugar cookie in melted ice cream, then get

THC 15-25%

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☀️ Autoflower Sativa

Creamzicle

Creamzicle is Mephisto Genetics’ attempt to shrink a summer

THC 15-25%

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🐻 Hybrid

Creature Bear OG

Imagine if Yogi Bear got a PhD in genetics and decided to ma

THC 18%

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🎬 Boutique Hybrid

Creature Feature

Creature Feature is the cannabis equivalent of a midnight B-

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Creature Panic

Creature Panic is what happens when lab coats meet chaos the

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Creatures N Cream

Imagine if Cookies & Cream had an identity crisis and decide

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Creekside Wedding

ITC Genetics basically created the cannabis equivalent of a

THC 18-25%

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⚫ Couch-Lock in Disguise

Creeper

Meet Creeper—the strain that texts you 'on my way' and then

THC 18%

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🚀 Sativa

Creeper

Creeper is the cannabis equivalent of a jump-scare in a horr

THC 18-22%

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⚫ Pure Couch-Lock in Disguise

Creeper

Meet Creeper, the cannabis equivalent of that friend who sho

THC 27-30%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Creeper Afghani 1 Hybrid

The strain that taught polite society how to say "I'll be ri

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Creeper Gouge

The strain that earned its name by politely introducing itse

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Creeping Death

Creeping Death sounds like it should come with a Viking fune

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Sativa-Forward Hybrid

Creeping Death

Creeping Death sounds like a metal band but hits like a TED

THC 20%

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💜 Couch-Locked Indica

Creepshow

Creepshow is the strain that waits for the second act before

THC 18-24%

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💀 Pure Indica

Creepy Creep

Creepy Creep is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who s

THC 20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cake

Crem Cake

Crem Cake is the edible equivalent of a weighted blanket—if

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Crem Dela Crem

Crem Dela Crem is the strain equivalent of putting foie gras

THC 30-40%

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🟣 Indica

Crema Cubes

Crema Cubes is what happens when Wyeast Farms locks a pineap

THC 18%

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🟢 Garlic Sativa

Crema De Ajo

Imagine if garlic bread got a master's degree and started do

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Crema De La Blue

Drohammad Seeds took "blueberry muffin" way too literally an

THC 26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Crema De La Muerte

Bred by Keta Seeds, this 50/50 hybrid is the cannabis equiva

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Crema Duva

Crema Duva is the cannabis equivalent of a chilled glass of

THC 18%

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🍇 Couch-Lock Gelato

Crema Duva

Crema Duva is the strain equivalent of eating grape Nerds in

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Crema Roja

Meet Crema Roja—the strain that took 50+ breeding rounds jus

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Creme 4

Creme 4 is Top Dawg's attempt at making weed that smells lik

THC 18%

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🍊 Sativa-leaning Dessert Hybrid

Creme A L'Orange

Imagine if your childhood creamsicle grew up, moved to Amste

THC 15-25%

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🍮 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Creme Brulee by Covert Genetics

This isn’t the creme brûlée your aunt brings to book club—un

THC 30-40%

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🟣 Fancy Indica

Creme Brulee x Black Lime Reserve

Pagoda Seeds basically asked, "What if crème brûlée got drun

THC 15-25%

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🍦 Autoflower Hybrid That Thinks It's Photoperiod

Creme Bubbly

Creme Bubbly is Mephisto's answer to "what if my ice cream c

THC 18-20%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Chemist

Creme De La Chem

Imagine if a French pastry chef and a diesel mechanic had a

THC 18-23%

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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Creme De La Compton Auto

The strain that made auto-flowering cool again. Grows faster

THC 18-22%

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🌌 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Creme De La Cosmos

Night Owl's "fancy" auto-flower that promises the cosmos but

THC 12-16%